Lil' Bitch

I can see the feud continuing with Matt & Ashley Vs. Edge & Lita now.

Benoit / Lesnar for the WWE Championship at WM was perfect IMO. Fucking asshole bookers / writers. Oh and having no mid-card title at all for 7 - 8 months was pretty damn stupid too.

^ March 8, 1986 at the Boston Garden The only known televised encounter between the two if I'm not mistaken, so in a way this was an early dream match considering how far both men had later advanced in their wrestling careers.

Matt hooked up with a hot bitch.

Okay so... Matches: 1. The Hart Foundation vs. The British Bulldogs 2. The Hart Foundation vs. The Killer Bees 3. Bret Hart vs. Ricky Steamboat 4. Bret Hart vs. Ted Dibiase 5. The Hart Foundation vs. The Rockers 6. Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect 7. Bret Hart vs. The British Bulldog 8. Bret Hart vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (Spanish Commentary) 9. Bret Hart vs. Mr. Perfect (King of the Ring 93) 10. Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart 11. Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart (29/9/94) 12. Bret Hart vs. Hakushi 13. Bret Hart vs. Kevin Nash 14. Bret Hart vs. British Bulldog 15. Bret Hart vs. �Stone Cold� Steve Austin 16. Bret Hart vs. Chris Benoit Also: ~ The Kiwis are interviewed on Stampede Wrestling ~ Dean Hart Tribute ~ You Start the Fire Music Video ~ Bret Hart pays tribute to his colleagues that have passed away ~ Bret discusses the origin of the dungeon ~ Bret discusses being away from home on Halloween ~ Bret on friendships formed in the Hart Foundation ~ Bret on the origin of the Sharpshooter ~ Bret tell how Owen crank-called Stu Hart ~ The Family Tree ~ Learning the ropes ~ Sunglasses ~ Being a Villain ~ Real matches

For the 3rd time, Bret Hart teamed up with Hulk Hogan, but this time they were both faces. What was the date in 1999 and who were the opponents in this match on Nitro?

COOL!

Well it sucks ass, that he chose not to come back to WWE (I really wanted to see Batista Vs. Lesnar), but I'm glad he's back on top in the wrestling world again.

I'm interested in seeing where Guerrero / Batista goes, the booking of the match tonight was great as it was similar to Piper / Hart from WM 8 where Piper was fighting himself whether to cheat or not. Storyline wise, it makes you wonder if Eddie really does care about his friendship with Batista since he chose not to cheat. That's what I really about this feud since it is actually about respect, I haven't seen that for a long long time in a title match.

I dunno what's more shocking, the fact the JBL / Mysterio match was better than it had any right to be or JBL winning clean?

I miss Regal and Tajiri as a tag team.

WrestleFest WCW / NWO: Revenge Saturday Night Slam Masters

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If I remember correctly, I think he nailed the 3 Amigos on Lesnar last year so he shouldn't have too much trouble with Batista.

What was the blow-off?

That really sucks considering No Mercy has a good / decent card.

You know I'd rather put up with another shitty HHH title reign and see him job at Mania. Him winning the Rumble and winning the title at Mania again would be gay. At least have Orton do it, he can do the quest, it'd be his first time and they can pick up with what they wanted to do with him last year.

Would you fucking read the forum first before posting this shit? This is like the 3rd or 4th thread about SSeries!

Well, I've caught clips or certain matches once in awhile every so often trying to get familiar with the guys (How I became an AJ Styles fan), but now that TNA is on Spike, its so cool to finally sit down and have an alternative show to watch for change rather than RAHHHW or Suckdown.

I still love the Darth Vader / Burger King showdown commercial.

I can't really choose one or the other, they're both good in their own aspects that it feels more like a completely different song from the original (Jennifer Lopez's "I'm Real for example) rather than a typical remix (which is usually just the same chorus and verses, but a different instrumental).

1999 fucking sucked. I loved 2000. 2001 was good and bad. Stone Cold being a heel was great, but turning him into a complete pussy KILLED that aspect. 2002 was toberable. 2003 was almost as 99 bad. 2004 was great until midway. 2005 has been good / fair. So my vote goes to '99.

Yeah, so I winded up double dipping. There's a special edition of this out now. It comes with 2 discs. CD and DVD. "Outta Control" has been replaced by the remix ft. Mobb Deep and the Love It Or Hate It remix has been cut from the album entirely. On the DVD, it features a music video for every song from the Massacre (except LIOHI) which is pretty cool, I don't think that has ever been done before by any artist in history (feel free to correct me), it also features trailers for the 50 Cent movie and video game coming out.

Flipping sweet!

We could have had Mr. Mexico you know.