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Its that double edge sword again, you don't want Jeff Hardy to be world champion, but you don't want JJ to be the champ anymore.

I'd figure Joy would get signed. I mean she has big jugs, she could be the next Trish. Trish wouldn't have got where she is had it not been for her big jugs.

Rodney Mack > Mark Henry

Rene Dupree. I mean they split up La Resistance yet Rene still uses the LR theme. How dumb. He should use the Cafe De Rene theme with the accordian, at least it had a French feel to it.

Theme songs are important, IMO. Because of "Price To Play" for example, I'll always remember how great of a PPV Vengeance was minus the McMahon matches.

I had fun chanting Cuellero (sp?) [Asshole] at Bradshaw in El Paso back in May. And if a chant starts for a face wrestler I don't like (Holly, Goldberg, Eugene), I'll yell "SUCKS!" as loud as possible in between.

Clubs: The Beach (on its own over at Paradise and Convention Center Dr.) Like $10 to get in, opens from 10:00 PM to 4:00 AM, they're not realyl anal on dress code, and forgot what night it is, but ladies get in and drink for free. Its a mix of 60 - 80s music, techno, and R&B depending on what night you go in. These places are like $20 to get in and they'll pretty much allow any kind of dress for women: The Luxor has RA, not too bad of a place. It was a mix of old school rock, pop, and techno when I went. Treasure Island has Tangerine. New York, New York has Coyote Ugly. Caesar's Palace has OPM. The Barbary Coast has Drayes. The Rio has Club Rio. The MGM has Studio 54. The Bellagio has Light. The Mandalay Bay has The Rum Jungle. There's Club Ice, its on its own on Harmon and Koval. Its an R&B place, and I think its techno / dance on Tuesday and Saturdays. I can't really comment on where to go as it really depends on your taste on how you like your environments, but I did enjoy the Beach and Ice a lot. Just be careful when you go to clubs, people will come to every ten minute trying to get a hook-up mostly just for the one night stand. Bring a buddy also in case you get too much alcohol and can't think properly.

At Wrestlemania IV, the crowd was basically all for Demolition as Strike Force got no love. Lex Luger, the face, got the fuck booed out of him against Savage at Superbrawl VIII.

^ Exactly, Carmella doesn't even give a damn about the company so why the fuck should they reward her?

I didn't see the show, did any of this get beeped out at all?

What's Orton's new theme if its licensed?

God damn it! Why can't Christy get fucking eliminated already?!!

Sara was pregnant (I forgot how many months she was, but she was getting close to giving birth). and Heyman was harassing her in the back so Undertaker comes from the ring and starts to beat up Heyman, but Brock whacks him with a chair, knocking him down. Then Brock backs Sara into a wall and puts his hand on her stomach where her kid is inside and says "Life's a bitch!" and then does the "fake out" gesture to scare her.

Hollywood of course. And i'm probably the only guy on the board that liked Rocky when he was The Blue Chipper.

107) Breaking up The Nitro Girls

Hard to say as I like both, but the music editing on Benoit's DVD is fucking annoying.

Last I heard they split.

*random flashbacks appears Remember Randy, you Da Man! Don't let anybody tell you otherwise! You're Randy Orton! You can do anything! WOO! Don't come to me looking for answers! You're on your own, kid! ROAR! Dude, remember, if some crazy old man comes to you asking what your favorite color is, the answer is BLUE! To be the best, you must be the strongest! Leave no challenge open! Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your company. Who cares what the old man wants to know? Just open a can of whoopass on him already! Can Randy Orton answer the third question? Will Randy become the World Heavyweight Champion Vince McMahon always wanted by crossing the Bridge of Death or fail and be sent back to Smackdown? Is Randy's favorite color really blue? All this and more on the next exciting episode of sensible Randy Orton!!!

What is your name? My name is Randall OR-ton! What is your quest? To be the greatest World Heavyweight Champion of all time! What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ... *Randy thinks to himself. "Oh shit! I don't know the answer! Maybe if I think back a little bit, maybe I'll remember!"

*Randy walks around backstage and eavesdrops on a conversation with Vince and company through a door slightly open. You know, I'm glad I made the right decision in making Randy the World Heavyweight Champion, but he can never be the true champion I always wanted to have until he crosses the BRRRRRRRidge of DEEEEEEEath, guarded by the Old Man from Scene 24! The Bridge of Death huh? I can do that! I'm Randy OR-ton! I can do anything! *After the show, Randy takes a walk and winds up at the Bridge of Death. Look! There it is! The Bridge of Death! *appears out of nowhere That must be the old man from Scene 24! I am the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He who answers three questions may cross in safety. What if I get a question wrong? Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril...known as Smackdown. *thinks to himself. "Smackdown?!! There's no way in Hell I'm going back to that place." Uh...Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid!

^ Savio Vega Vs. Justin Bradshaw in a "Caribbean strap" match. Jose Lothario Vs. Jim Cornette. Mark Henry Vs. Jerry Lawler The Undertaker Vs. Goldust in a "final curtain" match.

God damn, the luckiest criminal alive?!!

Protestors are fucking idiots. Standing out there with their stupid little signs in the heat / cold thinking they're actually making a difference just by doing it just because apparantly they don't have a life. Its sad and funny to see happen at the time.