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    Last episode of Impact! to air this Friday

    I guess Friday means the last call of the iMPACT Thoughtzz. Man, right when the World Title hunt opens its doors, the Cable TV deal shuts. If TNA's going to go quality over quantity with the Spike TV deal, then the only thing they can do is go back to their roots and make weekly $10 PPVs.
  2. OK, I searched for a topic like this, and got nothing. Please lock/move this if necessary. The Rise & Fall of ECW did and did not live up to expectations. The main feature was kickass, but NOT ENOUGH MATCHES!!! Thankfully, we are now getting a second chance with the 2 Disc ECW Greatest Matches DVD. Here's what I think should be on there. Keep in mind that these are in no particular order. The Dudley Boys & Mustafa vs Axl Rotten, Ballz Mahoney & New Jack, Cage Fulla Weapons match, Cyberslam '00: It's New Jack, but his Cage dive was memorable enough, and it actually hit! An absolute car wreck of a match, and a good match to get the Dudleyz's ECW careers over, along with several ECW feuds in this match. New Jack vs The Baldies, November to Remember '99: I think this feud deserves some sort of mention somewhere, for their efforts to even through with this. And it features Jack's dive off a backboard. The video dept. could edit out the lengthy climb. Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka vs Tazz, Anarchy Rulz'99: Awesomenest match of the Tanaka/Awesome hands down. Plus it's Tazz's goodbye match, so Vince actually has a good reason to include it!! Cactus Jack & Mikey Whipwreck vs Public Enemy, Date ??? I think it was around '95, The one where Enema takes the Titles. Match starts out as an entertaining shitkicking to Enema, culminating with Rocco Rock taking a hugeass bump off of the stage thru a stack of 2 Tables. Back in the ring, Grunge gets a Baseball Bat shot on Whipwreck to win the belts. Good match to get Cactus Jack's career over, and the tag team of Cactus & Mikey. Terry Funk vs Sabu vs Shane Douglas, The Night The Line Was Crossed '94, The match that was very instrumental in breaking ECW away from the NWA. It would probably needed to be clipped down to 45 minutes or so, but still great. Tommy Dreamer vs Raven, Three Way Dance '94, We gotta stick Dreamer/Raven on this DVD, and this match was the wildest match that these guys had. Arguably better than Wrestlepalooza. Steve Austin vs Mikey Whipwreck vs Sandman, Date ???, C'mon, this DVD needs some Austin! And the match is good to get Whipwreck's early ECW character over. Ballz Mahoney vs Masato Tanaka, ECW on TNN June '00: These guys had a wincing feud in ECW. Bell to bell, this match was a brutal shitkicking on both guys. Viscious Chairshots, some alright wrestling in between, all culminating with Masato Tanaka Tornado DDT'ing Balls thru a Thumbtack-covered Table. The match was even better than their Hardcore Heaven '00 encounter, and that's saying a LOT! The Barely Legal Six Man Tag: An awesome showcase of styles in this match, including the TAKA Michinoku that we once knew. Dean Malenko vs Eddie Guerrero, One of their encounters: I'd put this on here, because I've heard some good things about this technical feud, and because people want Dean/Eddie on an ECW DVD like people wanted Hell In A Cell on a Foley DVD. Tajiri & Mikey Whipwreck vs Kid Kash & Super Crazzy, ECW Massacre on 34th St.: ECW's last great spotfest, and maybe their last great Tag match. Bell to bell a WILD spotfest. It brought down the Hammerstein Ballroom, and Tajiri/Crazzy definitely deserve a place on this DVD. Justin Credible vs Steve Corino vs Sandman, TLCC Match, Guilty As Charged '01: ECW's last wild brawlfest. Rhyno vs Sandman, Same show, Well it's short, and should be put on here for historical purposes. Extreme Moments Montage: -Shane Douglas throwing down the NWA Championship. -The Eliminators breaking Joel Gertner's neck. -Clips of Tommy Dreamer vs Jerry Lawler from Hardcore Heaven '97. -RVD officially losing the title to Rhyno at Anarchy Rulz '00. That's all I got. What do you think should be on the ECW DVD?
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    ECW Greatest Matches DVD Done Right?

    Some Guy, RVD/Sabu from Hardcore Heaven WAS a good match, considering the ring conditions.
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    ECW Greatest Matches DVD Done Right?

    Luna/Richards- I really don't want to see a match with Richards made out to look like a bitch. Tajiri/Crazzy- I liked their ECW on TNN stuff better. I'm just more familiar with it. Nova vs Chris Chetti- It depresses me to see Nova in a match where he was once a capable mid-card star. *Buzz*
  5. That's right. First it was its Brother In Law: The Create A Crappy Wrestling Game thread. Then it was its Uncle: the Cletus Castrates Konami thread. And now, it's the main event, the Create The Worst Videogame Ever thread. And I've got a game for all the rassler fans out there. It's called WWE Smackdown Sucka! -In coming is the latest, greatest, best of all the rest-ler games, comes the all new WWE Smackdown Sucka! -Once you fire this up, you will get the oppurtunity to create a superstar, and then be him as you guide him thru repetitive plot-lines, and feuds against superstars from BOTH BRANDS!!! -Set your superstar up with a moveset of over 53 moves to choose from including Chinlock 09!!! -Style and profile your superstar with over 4 pants, 5 shirts, 4 wrestling boots including an unlockable pair of Leopard-Skin Cowboy Boots, and then name your star using over 10 English letters!!! -Gaze in awe at the new, fresh, lifelike graphics reminiscent of Sega Saturn!!! -At the very least 2 minute loading screens! Stare at 3 different Triple H loading screens, and the new Luther Reigns ECW loading screen!!! -Work your way up to the top of the game, and face-off against Triple H, or JBL wherever your path takes you! (Note: The game has been fitted with an irreversable glitch that freezes the game when you try to pin HHH, or JBL) -The return of Theater mode featuring more Triple H, JBL, and Vince McMahon than you can possibly handle!! -Beat the game (somehow) to unlock the bonus surprise match! The Interbrand, 18-person, Gimmick, Lingerie Battle Royale (1/2*)!!!!! -Get it now!!! If you can dig THAT... SUCCCKAAAA!!!!!! -It gets even better! Trade in all of your old Smackdown games, for a 3% discount on this, and the upcoming WWE game: WWE Paul London's A Wanker, where you're a mid-card/main event wrestler holding down those pesky Cruiserweights!
  6. Elbarto997

    ECW Greatest Matches DVD Done Right?

    Still better to go the route of putting it on the Extreme Moments Montage and replacing the match with a better one.
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    ECW Greatest Matches DVD Done Right?

    Sorry for the double post, but upon further research, the Dreamer/Raven Cage match wasn't even a match. I say we replace that with Dreamer/Raven from Three Way Dance '94, and stick the Chairshot Heard 'Round the World segment in the Extreme Moments montage.
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    ECW Greatest Matches DVD Done Right?

    RVD vs Sabu: We have enough Sabu/RVD matches on RVD's DVD. Corino vs Tajiri: Agreed. MAN could Corino blade! Tazz vs Tajiri: Nah, Tajiri's done better. Credible vs Candido: Kinda agree. Tazz vs Mike Awesome: 75% of the stuff is touched & shown on the R&F DVD. *Buzz* Tommy Dreamer vs Tazz: The match wasn't much, and if we gotta show this, then we'd have to show the following match, where Justin Credible takes the Title from Dreamer. *buzz*
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    Create the Worst. Videogame. E-EHH-EHHHVAR!!

    This is MAH thread!! SO
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    Create the Worst. Videogame. E-EHH-EHHHVAR!!

    ^^ MikeSC wins the thread. What? He cheated! He had to take the game engine from an existing game!! And Nevermortal, I say YOU'RE null & void. Either I or Jerichoholic 82 won this thread!!!
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    WWE to Produce Montreal Screwjob DVD

    I thought they were coming out with a Ladder Match DVD.
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    Destination X matches announced tonight at tapings

    It looks like Vince Russo booked the card, though.
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    A sickening feeling...

    I knew Billy Gunn's career out of the WWE wouldn't last long. It HAS to be him!
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    Destination X matches announced tonight at tapings

    Yyyeeeesh, this card's booking smells strongly of something. *Sniff* Paul Heyman? Cornette? *Sniff*, Hmm, seems impossible, but it smells WORSE than Cornette. (Rimshot) OK, it smells like some guy. Vince. Not McMahon. This guy's name sounds familiar, but can't bring myself to say it. Russell? Oh yeah, it's...
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    SmackDown!'s No Way Out predictions

    Goin to the event.. Booker T vs Heidenseek Winner: Johnny, after a sucky 7 minutes of action. I'm not sure if Booker T can carry Seek to at least 1/2*. UT vs Luther Reigns Winner: Aww, there's no way that this match is pointed to Taker winning. Taker's entrance should be pretty cool to witness in person. Bashams vs Eddie GuerREYro Winner: Eddie GuerREYro, the match should be watchable, but the WWE hs had this picnic before. John Cena vs Kurt Angle Winner: C'MON KURT, MAKE CENA TAP!! The Cruiser 6 Way Winner: Funaki, but if they give these guys AT LEAST 10 minutes, they can put the belt on Doink the Clown. DO THE RIGHT THING VINCE!!!! JBL vs Show Winner: JBL. But they're kids surely won't be the winners if they try to climb over the cage. 3 (possibly 4 if Kurt/Cena delivers) matches should be an interesting watch.
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    Who Else Deserves A 2-Disc DVD Set?

    I'd like to see a DVD on... The Dudleyz (ONLY if they don't put everything that's already on their ECW DVD on there) A Table Match DVD A Ladder Match DVD Best of Al Snow Ultimate Ric Flair Collection Vol. 2 And IF DONE RIGHT... Best of the Big Shooww Best of Kurt Angle Best of the Undertaker Best of the Rock... Duh!
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    Canadians Get Impact

    Canadians, prepare to be amazed.
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    SuperBowl XXXIX Eagles vs. Pats

    Nah, if they bust out "Rock and Roll", the guy who was playing the drums for Sir Paul would have a Drumstick Malfunction. As for the halftime show, boy, did they tone down that puppy, or what? Wasn't Paul at the 2002 halftime show?? Has Peter Frampton, BTO, or AC/DC done any halftime shows yet?
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    Rob Van Dam DVD

    Well, there's the Kurt Angle VHS they put out in 2000... As for the other posts, I gotta ask WHATDA YA MEAN THIS DVD WON'T SELL?? LOOK AT THE MATCH LINEUP!!! vs Pat Rose, WCW crap should be interesting. vs Scotty Flamingo, Raven/RVD in WCW should be twice as interesting to watch. It won't be extreme, but worthy of a look. vs Axl Rotten, I've never seen much of Axl's ECW work, so who knows when it comes to this match... vs Sabu, Man these guys have done some wild stuff in ECW, and this match should not steer us wrong. vs Sabu, Extreme Deathmatch. Look at that.. 2 Sabu matches. CAN YOU SAY "TRAIN WRECK"??!! (I can't believe I sound like such a mark) & Sabu vs the Eliminators, RVD/Saturn kinda have similar styles, and Sabu and Kronus should be the Bar Room of this brawl. I always thought that the RVD & Sabu Tag Team was decent, so this shouldn't fail. vs Lance Storm, Good match from Barely Legal, but an even better promo from RVD. vs Jeff Hardy, I've seen the ending of this match, and I've heard that this match was equivalent to Monty Brown/Matt Sydel. In other words, Squash. vs Tommy Dreamer, According to SK's review of the match, it takes them awhile to get to the extreme stuff, and the most wicked Piledriver next to Petey Williams on Sonjay Dutt happens. vs Bam Bam, I've seen clips of the match, and judging from it, it looks good! I think this match has been reviewed on the main site, too. vs Jerry Lynn, Meh, another who knows. Good competitors, but I know that they blow a Table spot here, so... vs Balls, Mahoney has always been a brutal competitor, and I've heard some good about this Anarchy Rulz match, so I guess it's a good match. vs Jerry Lynn, Ahh the last ECW match to date. Definitely worth a look. vs Jeff Hardy, Good match where Vince lets RVD turn to his ECW roots to go wild on Jeff. Well, it was for the Hardcore Title, so that gives that away. vs Y2J, Nothing Hardcore Extreme about this match, but the match was enough to steal the lackluster show. vs Christian, Ahh geez, great closer match. They let everything hang out here, just enough to satisfy. I would expect this DVD to sell as much as the Benoit DVD, or maybe as much as th Foley DVD.
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    New Year's Revolution Buyrate...

    Well, Vince already had to go thru hell with the mayor of Pittsburgh just to have the "Barbed Wire" part of the "Barbed Wire Cage Match" inserted, so I don't think there'll be any action with the barbs.
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    Stone Cold Steve Austin & Vince McMahon.

    It was just Austin agreeing to do some photo shoots for WWE Films. I wonder if Abyss is going to come out with balloons, and Traci with cookies?
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    Daivari threatened by fan

    That was gone in 2000, man. Whatever happened to lawsuits??
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    1/14/04 iMPACT! Official Preview

    They seem to be improving. Most of the matches feature stars that are ACTUALLY employed by TNA. I just wish they could use Alex Shelley more.
  24. Crap! I wanted to see the Rock and Sock Connection face Eric Bischoff and the Coach!
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    New tag team signs with WWE

    Right now, I think the Raw Tag Team Division needs some gaps to fill, and they need all the help in that very division that they can get...
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