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Ne ce pas est mon défaut, c'est le traducteur stupide.

I prefer to call them obvious extensions. I didn't have too much of a problem with them though, I was just fuckin around.

No, a joke was Axl's new hairstyle.

Quelqu'un consent autrement que Floyd Rose n'aurait pas devenu comme populaire si Syd n'est pas allé insensé et part la bande?

Says the Guns N Roses fan... Huh? Who ever said I like Guns N Roses? I'm thought the Axl in your name and sig as well as the fact you knew his real name was a subtle clue... Way to go Sherlock. Now admit that "Appetite For Destruction" was one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time.

Un tiempo cuando tuve un caballo, el cielo se cayó en la cabeza del sacerdote, y las habichuelas eran libres en la oficina plástica de cirujano.

I thought if you were contracted as a wrestler, then you couldn't work Indies. Jerry Lawler and Al Snow are contracted announcers, so they can.

I have no idea. Maybe Stevie is getting cut, or maybe WWE is letting him do this one shot for 3PW.

Ich denke, daß es in Ordnung ist, wenn sie in einem Koma ist. Aber Streicheln sich, während Machen es falsch im Fall wäre.

I was at 3PW's show yesterday, and the Meanie announced that at their next show at the end of January, there will be a BWO reunion between himself and Stevie Richards. Just thought I'd let you guys know.

Recuerde a tipos, si ella está durmiendo, entonces no es bueno tocar los senos.

Says the Guns N Roses fan... Huh? Who ever said I like Guns N Roses?

That was retarded anyway.

I think that when the stripper last night asked me "How do you like it?" and I answered "Anyway I can get it" that she was actually asking how I like the club, and not how do I like my sex.

How do the Cowboys look this week? Also, looks like St. Louis will lose to the Lions today(hopefully). It's 30-20 Lions with less then 4 minutes left.

Poor bastard must need the money, and his name means nothing anymore, so it's not like Vince would give him a shot to get back in the ring.

1. Rob Eckos defeated CJ O'Doyle (O'DOYLE RULES) 2. Jack Victory defeated Rockin Rebel 3. "Pitbull" Gary Wolfe defeated Damian Adams 4. Jasmin and George went to a "draw" lol 5. Joey Matthews defeated Ruckus and Low Ki in a 3 way dance. 6. Mike Kruel and Monsta mack defeated Blue meanie and Roadkill 7. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka defeated "Hotstuff" Striker 8. Sabu defeated Jerry Lynn 9. Zandig and Wifebeater defeated Raven and Sandman I was there live, and it was good to see my first entertaining show in a while. 3PW now has a new regular after today, and I definitely recommend you guys check it out. Next month, Stevie Richards returns for a BWO reunion, which should be cool.

Bill Bailey=Axl Rose's real name So technically, he definitely does rock.

Dos Equis is a quality beer. May I recommend trying Tecate when you get the chance? Hmm, lemme see, 8:30 in the morning.........gimme a Jim Beam and Coke.

I had one of these a few years back, called "Appetite For Reconstruction." It was so God awful, that I won't even go near this one, although I would like to hear someone else's interpretation of "Estranged."

David Flair had her and Stacy Keibler. HOW, I ASK YOU, HOW!

LONG BEACH, Calif. -- Dennis Rodman is trying to revive his basketball career with the Long Beach Jam of the American Basketball Association. The 42-year-old former NBA star signed a contract Friday and will start practicing with the team after Christmas, said Steve Chase, president of the first-year franchise. Rodman, who last played in the NBA in 2000 with the Dallas Mavericks, most likely will play his first game for the Jam in mid-January, Chase told the Long Beach Press-Telegram. Terms of Rodman's contract weren't released. ABA guidelines limit a team's player payroll to $120,000 per season. Rodman led the NBA in rebounds seven times but hasn't played since being released by the Mavericks. He was arrested in October in Las Vegas and charged with driving under the influence after crashing a motorcycle. He also was arrested in September in Newport Beach for investigation of being drunk in public.

Shit, after reading that, maybe you should start.

I learned my lesson last night, no more whiskey for me, it only leads to bad things........very bad things. Anyway, I do believe I will start off Christmas with a shot of Tequila (I'd like to buy one for the bartender as well) and a ice cold Heineken.

Hey I have a Donavan McNabb jersey. What color is it? Mine's the green one. Green and a XXL. I'm fuckin swimming in this thing, lol.