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So far I got Donovan McNabb jersey $150 bucks cash Jim Morrison mug shot poster Bottle of Black Bush After I go to my grandmother's today, my christmas is done. Hopefully, some sweatshirts and more cash, and I'll be satisfied.

Rikishi and Scotty should have stopped dancing a long time ago anyway.

Lemme get another quick shot of Jameson's, then I am outta here. Stupid family gatherings.........

On the MP3 I have, and the video downloaded, you can clearly here him say, "YEAH, THROW HIM........HAND ME THAT SHIRT, HAND ME THAT SHIRT"

Hey, who mixed this Red Death? I can actually taste the booze, what the fuck. Oh well......... Lemme get another Bud Light, and a Kamikaze.

Not to worry. I'll hit up the jukebox and play "The End" by The Doors. The all time bar killing song. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA

I bet you a dollar he did.

Lemme get a Bud Light and a shot of Jameson's please.

HA! I guess your friend has never met me before... That's oddly arousing..........

On the plus side, my boy just grabbed me a bottle of "Black Bush" for Christmas, which is the black labelled Bushmills. I'm debating whether or not to save it for New Year's, or to enjoy it over the weekend.

Are there any hot homeless broads out there?

Hilarious when I do it, gross when someone else does. On a side note, I have a friend who refuses to believe any girl has ever farted in their entire life.

More then 35 years too late. Big fucking deal. They already killed him.

Wouldn't that main event be Bigelow vs. LT though? It sure as hell got more hype and more promotion.

This attack may have worked in like 1999 before he was so huge. Now he is far too big for is to affect him.

McMasters is a cheap Irish Whiskey? Wow, where can I find this taste of heaven? Better then paying $23 or upwards for Jameson or Bushmills. BTW, I am a cheapass.

No, because DK isn't crippled from drugs. He's crippled from having some of the greatest matches in the history of this sport. That's more than Jake can say....... Did you even read his book? He's crippled from doping up with painkillers so constantly he had no idea he was doing permanent damage to his back, and from roiding up so constantly he damaged the nerves throughout his body, including the legs he can no longer use. Foley did the same nutty shit, and he isn't crippled. Maybe you should know what you are talking about before you make statements that make you look like a dumbass. And Jake isn't crippled, and if you're insults about his drug use are referrig to him smoking crack in "Beyond The Mat", I once again refer you to Dynamite's book where he talks about smoking crack with JYD and Bret Hart. People in glass houses, etc. etc.

Don't you remember what a dick he was back then? He was being his typical douchebag self, trying to bury someone from the other company.

This is an excerpt from an interview Dave Scherer did with Eric Bischoff in April 2000. Dave Scherer: You mentioned Chris Benoit, which leads to my next question very well actually. The talent level in WCW over the last year, you've taken some hits on some younger guys, Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero, Chris Jericho, The Big Show ... Eric Bischoff: You know, the truth is Eddy Guerrero is 47 years old. I don't think it's fair to put him as a young guy. He looks really good, but he's 47, I think he'll be 48 in the fall. He's the Dick Clark of wrestling. Did Eddie really turn 50 this year? That's gotta be ridiculous, right?

Lesnar-Holly=easy bathroom break selection.

"It's a classic fish out of water story, except, uh..........zebras"----Freddy Got Fingered

Dynamite is the head of the "Bitter Jackasses" club.

He'll be back in a year, mark my words.

Between TNA, Indies, and touring Japan, he'd be fine financially. Plus, he owns that comic book store.

I've been forgotten again. Just like when my little brother was born