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Sleeping all day like a king......that's the life for me. Your parents must be so proud. Only when I get out of the shower and walk around the house naked.

I just pushed on old lady down some stairs, spit on her, then kicked what appeared to be her newly broken leg. Evil % go up yet?

You fat fucks.

Douchebag. Which guitarist? The one who called Marky Mark? Or the other one.......

Sleeping all day like a king......that's the life for me.

Which guy did Zakk play in Rock Star?

I would, but I can't afford therapy.

Where do you live? I'll show you some rough anal that the lead bull queen in Attaca would find offensive. Well, she's a pussy. I'm a man. I can take what you gots, yo. Don't you ever speak poorly of my Grandmother again.

Reminds me of my days as an altar boy.

From CNN.com TYLER, Texas (AP) -- A former priest who fled to South America to evade prosecution was sentenced by a jury to life in prison for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old altar girl. Gustavo DeJesus Cuello, a Colombian national who was returned to Texas in July to face charges, pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault two weeks ago but requested a jury trial on the punishment phase after state District Judge Cynthia Kent said she would sentence him to 50 years. The victim, now 21, thanked the jury after the sentencing Thursday, saying, "After seven years, I can finally live in peace because this monster is going away." She told Cuello she hated him for destroying her life and yelled to the courtroom, "To everyone supporting him, all I have is hate for you." A number of parishioners had spoken in Cuello's defense during the two days of testimony, including one woman who said the victim was partly to blame. Cuello, 40, was removed from the priesthood after his 1997 arrest for the systematic abuse of the victim in his office at Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church in Tyler. He fled the country after he was released on bail, raised largely by parishioners. Cuello was married and working in the private sector when he was recaptured six years later in Ecuador. In a confession to FBI agents who tracked him down, he admitted having sex with the girl once or twice a week for at least six months.

"Your catchphrase is hysterical. Please say it for my answering machine tape." I know that had nothing to do with anything, but it was in my head for some reason.

Where do you live? I'll show you some rough anal that the lead bull queen in Attaca would find offensive. That flame gets 4 for damage, but 9 for originality. Kudos. Your compliment gave me a semi.

I gotta buy a plane ticket and 3 rolls of film.

Tiny Lister could never be President, let's be realistic. The whites in America would never elect a.............guy with a cross eye.

Where do you live? I'll show you some rough anal that the lead bull queen in Attaca would find offensive.

Or learn to deliver pizzas. I wrote the pizza thing first. "Learn how to fix cable" just seemed more clever. Which can only mean one thing.......I am your intellectual superior.

Don't lie. My mother was with my father all evening, you clearly must be lying. And to prove what? I lie because it makes me feel like a big man.

I'd prefer not to babysit squares like you. If porn has taught me anything, and God knows it better have, its that babysitting is fun. Provided they're legal. Porn taught me I wanted to learn how to fix cable.

"Whadda we got here? TEENY WANGERS!"-Stan Hansen

Remember when Rip foiled that robbery by throwing pies and using body slams and suplexes? He also stopped a rape by hitting a guy with his motorcycle, then killed two people only to have the crowd cheer. On the plus side, Zeus is still one of the greatest heels of all time by kicking the kid in the wheelchair. PURE COMEDY GOLD right there.

thats takers decision. he thinks that makes his work better, and it does. hes getting old, so that style with expose him less. im surprised at how good he still is though. He's been way overdue to hang em up, and he has no business on the top of the card with Lesnar..........AGAIN.

Just remember the #1 rule in wrestling: If booked properly, ANYONE can draw. perhaps, but how the hell could they make this nutjob look good? his in ring sucks, and he doesn't even have the promo skills to compensate. its almost like brock , but without the in ring ability. it wont work. Oh yeah, I know it won't work. WWE can't book anyone properly these days. well, except for cena and the undertaker. i think they are being handled quite well. I don't watch much Smackdown, but when I do I find it pretty humourous that they have Taker as some sort of pseudo shoot fighter.

Give me two or three song titles to download, I'll check em out.

Definitely. I learned that from the wisdom of the 11 year old kids in "Stand By Me".

Just remember the #1 rule in wrestling: If booked properly, ANYONE can draw. perhaps, but how the hell could they make this nutjob look good? his in ring sucks, and he doesn't even have the promo skills to compensate. its almost like brock , but without the in ring ability. it wont work. Oh yeah, I know it won't work. WWE can't book anyone properly these days.