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What's the big deal? Chevy was right for once, which one cannot say about most of his acting choices.

Cancer in my late 20s/early 30s.

Serves you right. Cocaine should only be used for two purposes: all night cramming for an exam and to get into a broad's pants. Tell Jesus I said what's up, btw.

Tylenol PMs or Nyquil. Double the dose and you'll pass right out. Unfortunately, you'll still feel drowsy in the morning, but a couple cans of an energy drink (Red Bull, Sobe) should fix that right up.

Favorite Mixed Drinks: 1. Irish Whiskey and Coke 2. Vodka and Red Bull 3. Kamikaze Favorite Beers: 1. Dos Equis 2. Bud Light 3. Molson XXX

3PW has announced tonight that their planned event for this Saturday, December 18th, at the ECW Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, will not take place. The show was scheduled to main evented by AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels vs. Low Ki & Slyck Wagner Brown, and a "Loser Leaves 3PW" match between Joey Matthews and Chris Sabin. Here is 3PW's press release on the situation: Due to a circumstance beyond our control, Saturday's show is being postponed. A family emergency has happened in Jasmin's family and she is en route to London, England to be by her mother's bed side. As hard as it is to have to call the show off, especially with the short notice, we hope you can understand the weight of the situation and keep Jasmin's mother in your thoughts. Tickets will be honored at the next 3PW event. Link

Happy birthday man.

No. I want you to feel bad about yourself.

I couldn't possiby deny you guys the pleasure of reading my posting superiority.

Prove this. You cannot prove the existence of such an enigma.

I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard.

But, my gimmick is me. And some people find me quite entertaining. I am refreshing compared to the usual "I am too cool for a messageboard" gimmick that a lot of people use. Not naming any names

I prefer throwing up on someone's couch and not assuming responsibility. Much funnier when they blame someone who didn't do it.

A 7 minute chinlock didn't help matters much.

Or gayed up. Don't they usually go hand in hand?

Awesome was an exciting worker, a 280 pound guy who could do high flying shit. Therefore, he must be toned down and fired immediately!

Matt Damon in "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back"

That's probably cause 90% of the people on stage were totally coked up.

Friend of a friend. It was a blind date, which I normally hate, for reasons shown last night. Nothing says "cool" quite like a blind date.

He thinks he has it bad now..........I fucked his sister.

NFL: AJ Feeley and Ty Detmer NBA: Eric Montross and Tim Thomas MLB: Greg Maddux and Mickey Morandini

The problem with that song, is ok it's about a breakup. But lines like "There's many things I wish I didn't do", "I'm sorry that I hurt you", etc. etc. Yeah, that's what every breakup song is about, except most bands at least try to find a unique way to say it. Their song just shows a complete lack of lyrical effort.

Unfortunately I have never heard of such an overdose. Well, maybe Chris Farley. Or Mama Cass Elliott.

Where are you taking her, and will there be alcohol involved?

I just want to be on E's "Starlicious Makeovers".