Richard

*I am "democratically elected" in Iraq. I agree to give the USA all the oil it wants. Then I invade Kuwait.*

Who's brilliant idea was it to make a movie based on a critic parody?

Fun fact: The NFC won 13 consecutive super bowls from 1984-97. Before that, the conference only won 6 of 18 super bowls. Afterwards, they've won 2 of the last 7 super bowls.

He was born in '61, so more like 17 or 18.

Damn, I thought I could actually win. Well at least I no longer have reason to not root against Duke.

*imitates Cobain shooting himself*

kinda looks like Norm Macdonald in this pic.

So who's playing Binky?

St. Joe's has to win today or I'm out of the running. If Bama wanted to upset Uconn, that would be great.

*stops, drops, and rolls*

*Pyromaniac sees he's still on the roster, so he sets the ring on fire*

I'm actually in first place.

Apparently, I'm web site not responding.

From the saturday-night-live.com forum: Has anyone read this guys joke reviews? He has three serious problems. First of all, his reviews suck ass. Second, he has some problem with Maya Rudolph, no matter what material she has (more on this later) Third, he'll bash every single show, yet some how it will still be a thumbs up show, due to his asinine way of review scores. About Maya, what is his problem with her? I wouldn't mind if he just said she wasn't funny but he also says she is ugly, and when she plays black roles he says "She doesn't look black" and when she plays white roles he says "She's black" So what i've gathered so far from his hatred of Maya is that he is a Gay Racist. Another thing about her saying she is ugly. Ever notice many guys on the net like to talk about girls that are look good, and say that they are ugly, and stuff? What? I see many people talking about x-tina, and Spears like this. I mean c'mon, these guys would die if they were with them. Who are you fooling? Anyways, I think i'm gonna start reviewing the show. I'll start on it right after I finish vomiting from reading that crap from Bob.

new def.: Anglesault no votes Whiney little bastard who is never made happy. "Even after he blew his load on her face he acted like an AngleSault and went to sleep

Damon Wayans forgot his lines in a sketch so he ad-libbed and made his character act gay. Lorne considered this unprofessional and fired him. He was allowed back on the season finale to do a standup routine.

They should use born to be wild as his theme.

I get this message all the time, especially when I try a search: Web Site Not Responding The web site you have requested may be experiencing technical difficulties due to a busy or broken server. Please try again by clicking the Reload icon on your navigation bar or, if that doesn't work, you may want to return to the site at a later time. 504 Connection Timed Out Is this just an AOL problem, or do others receive this error?

Have Bossman kill Xpac and I'll be happy.

I'm sure one of the geniuses who run NBC decided he wasn't funny. Hopefully when that guy leaves, he will return to the cast like Parnell, or host like Norm. Brandon Tartikoff may have tried to appear on every NBC show, but at least he could run a network. Lorne needs to go back to the seventies and find his balls.

::Sets ring on fire::

Wouldn't work for me.

I hear he can only drive his car 68 mph.

Better off Dead deserves a mention.

How about the Virginia Wolves?