Richard

Well you can use the Andre the midget character if you want.

In the playoffs my rookie season.

12-89 HTM and Matcho Man form Rhythm & Blues Royal Rumble Canadian Earthquake d. Ronnie Garvin at 12:28 Bushwackers d. Demolition 2 falls to 0 Luke pinned Ax at 1:03 Butch pinned Smash at 11:58 Tag titles: Twin Towers d. Bolscheviks © when Akeem pinned Zhukov at 18:06 WWF championship: Zeus d. Hulk Hogan © at 22:36 Rumble: Brutus Beefcake wins after starting at #1. The final four were Beefcake, #21 Hillbilly Jim, #16 King Haku, and #27 Tugboat Thomas. Beefcake eliminated Thomas, Haku eliminated Jim, and Beefcake threw out Haku. #5 Pink Blazer lasted the shortest time, being tossed by Brooklyn Brawler 2 seconds in. Wrestlemania VI Jim Neidhart d. Rick Rude at 9:02 Dusty Rhodes & Sapphire d. Magnificent Muraco & Sensational Sherri when Sapphire pinned Sherri at 15:42 Earthquake d. Jim Duggan at 4:33 Tugboat Thomas & Brooklyn Brawler d. Powers of Pain when Thomas pinned Warlord at 14:17 Rhythm & Blues d. Strike Force when HTM pinned Martel at 1:25 Jake Roberts d. Hercules at 6:26 King Haku pinned Ultimate Warrior at 11:54 Roddy Piper d. Dino Bravo at 7:13 tag match: Twin Towers © d. Bushwackers & Bolscheviks in 3-way at 19:16 when Bossman pinned Butch tuxedo match: Hulk Hogan d. Mr. Fuji at 3:03 Greg Valentine d. Jimmy Snuka at 3:16 WWF vs. IC title: Brutus Beefcake d. Zeus at 28:17

Say it ain't so

I'm a yellow dragon: Your Inner Dragon is the most interesting of all. Yellows are the fourth rarest dragon of all (after Gold, Platinum and Chromatic dragons). They spend the vast majority of their time soaring high above the ground, often for no particular reason. They love to be in the air, and are thus typified as the Air Elemental dragon. Your Inner Dragon spends most of his/her time on the Plains or steppe highlands when not mingled with the air currents. All of the Elemental dragons are technically aligned "Chaotic Evil" but a Yellow is about as close as they come to being either Neutral or "Lawful Evil." So if you feel like a bit of a do-gooder sometimes, it's perfectly normal. You like to spend time in silent, aerial meditation and would only really attack someone if provoked. Your favorable attributes are the sunrise, Spring, incense, clouds, and any kind of helpful air mass or current. When it's needed, your breath weapon is pure bolts of Lightning. How's that for a neat piece of carry-on luggage? See you amongst the clouds!

apparently it was a different kind of chowder

All I can tell you is I'll be on the card.

sisterfucker

thank you

fucking liar

there were two Volkoffs?

pussy

super: As we speak, two major networks are airing tv-movies based on young white female media darlings. CBS is broadcasting a biopic on Elizabeth Smart, while NBC is showing a movie based on Jessica Lynch's tour of duty. CBS also made news this week by declining to air a miniseries about the Reagans that upset republicans. Why are we bringing this all up you ask? To promote the new motion picture Jessica Lynch and Elzabeth Smart get ass raped by Ronald Reagan from Extreme Associates. Hey if we're going down, we're going down fighting.

[back to the ring] Pyro: And we're back. We are talking with the founders of the North American Union of Goof Troop Yearners. Well gentlemen, how did this fine organization come together? "Goofy": Well it all began about a decade ago when my son was watching cartoons. In fact it was pretty much a ritual we had. the kid would watch his cute cartoons while I'd be in the kitchen doing crystal..oh sh*t! Pyro: Hey watch your f***in' language, you f***ing assf***er! "Goofy": sorry Pyro: Besides there's nothing wrong with doing Crystal. She's a beautiful woman. Hey wait a minute, she was only like 10 back then! Get off my f***ing set you motherf***in c***s***er! [Pyromaniac chases the two men off with a baseball bat] Pyro: Too many f***in perverts in this world. Anyway, my next guests are are the complete opposites. Please give a warm welcome to my neighbors, Jimmy and Joey. [two little boys enter the ring] Pyro: Hi kids, have you ever been to a wrestling show? kids: no Pryo: Well I hope this won't be your last. So did you two enjoy halloween? Kids: yea Pyro: That's great. So what did you dress up as? Jimmy: I was spongebob squarepants. Pyro: Well he's no Rocko, but he's got his charm. What about you Joey? Joey: I was a baseball player. Pyro: Well I certainly hope you weren't a Yankee. [laughs] So did you get a lot of candy? Jimmy: We got a lot of candy. Pyro: What was your favorite? Joey: I liked the Rock Candy Crystal Sticks. Pyro: God Dammit! I'm sick and tired of little sh*ts like you making vulgar comments about Crystal. Women are human beings who should be treated with some f***ing respect. [chases the boys away with the bat] Pyro: I never liked those two. Horrible parenting. Let's go to commercial.

You should have One Man Gang join Teddy Long and become Akeem again.

Legends Match: Jimmy Valient vs. Nick Bockwinkle Loser accepts Jesus Match: Goldberg vs. Paul Heyman Pat Patterson's underwear on a pole match: Sylvan Grenier vs. Brooklyn Brawler Tuxedo Match: Scott Keith vs. Mark Madden Blindfold Straightjacket Match: Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle Losers Gets naked and do each other Match: Stacy Keibler, Dawn Marie, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim vs. Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, Torrie Wilson, Lita Match ends in no contest when Mae Young and Moolah attack everyone and have geriatric lesbian sex Gauntlet Match: HHH vs. every WWE employee not on card Carrot Top, Dave Coulier, and Dustin Diamond all do 40 minute routines Main Event Scaffold Match: Vince McMahon vs. the corpse of Owen Hart

at this point, I get more of a rush from the classic episode. Poor Mondale.

[commercial- a montage of young attractive people dancing and socializing as Tool's Sober plays] Voiceover: Who would want to be sober with a beer like this. [shot of men drinking beer as hot ladies fondle them] [shot of Coors logo] Voiceover: Coors- because if you drink anything else, you're a queer.

[commercial - a young girl walks up to her dad who is sitting at the table eating a hotdog.] young girl: Gee daddy, that's a nice weiner you have. Daddy: [chokes] What the f***. Your mom's trying to set me up again, that fat f***ing bitch! Young girl: What are you talking about? Daddy: Uh... Nothing, nothing at all. Young girl: That hot dog looks yummy, daddy. Daddy: [sighs deeply] Oh that, thank God. Well I'm eating a genuine Farmer Adolf frank. Farmer Adolf has produced qualty meat products since he emigrated in 1945 from central Europe. young girl: But daddy, are they as good as Hebrew National? daddy: Are you kidding? Farmer Adolf's hot dogs are much better. Do you know why? young girl: No daddy, pweese tell me. daddy: Well I could tell you but I think I know someone who knows more about the topic than myself. young girl: Oh daddy, whoever could this person be? daddy: [annoyed] Well if you shut up, I'll show you. [shot of farmer Adolf standing on a farm leaning on a fence] Hebrew National is made by JEWS!!!!!!!!!! [back to kitchen] Daddy: Now do you understand, dear? young girl: Ewww Jews are yucky. Daddy: Yes they are dear. They're also evil. young girl: Hey daddy, you know what else looks yummy? daddy: what honey? young girl: [laughs] Silly daddy, I'm talking 'bout your penis! Daddy: Let's wait until you're mom go to work, okay? Young girl: I can hardly wait! [a young man walks into the shot] man: Well what have we learned here? That's right, meat-eaters are incestuous nazi pedophiles. If this makes you sick, please join PETA. PETA- because only vegans have souls. [fade to black]

::Pyromaniac has his desk hauled into the center of the ring as Jump in the fire by Metallica plays :: Shotgun Tom Kelly: Ladies and Gentlemen, the host of the Incinerator, Pyromaniac! Pyromaniac: Thank you for that wonderful welcome. I have a very special show planned for you fine folks. Have you ever had sexual fantasies about characters from the late animated series Goof Troop? Well these people do. Please give a warm welcome to the founding members of the North American Union of Goof Troop Yearners. [two men come to the ring dressed like goof troop characters.] However, before we get to the interview, I must take a short break. [goes to commercial]

I remember the Newz. I remember 2 skits, the clintstones (Clintons as Flintstones) and a skit with Bill Clinton and Janet Reno where they played the Low rider song except with different words. I don't remember She tv. Anyone watch House of Buggin or the Dana Carvey Show?

Survivor Series Dream Team (Dusty Rhodes, Jim Neidhart, Blazers) vs. Magnificent 4 (Muraco, Canadian Earthquake, Demolition) 1. Smash pinned Blue Blazer 2. Ax pinned Pink Blazer 3. Neidhart pinned Ax 4. Rhodes pinned Smash 5. Neidhart pinned Muraco 6. Earthquake co Survivors: Dusty Rhodes & Jim Neidhart Ultimate Team (Warrior, Jimmy Snuka, POP) vs. Rude Brood (Rick Rude, Valentine, Brawler, Tugboat) 1 Snuka pinned Valentine 2 Warlord pinned Brawler 3 Rude pinned Barbarian 4 Tugboat pinned Snuka 5 Warrior pinned Rude 6 Tugboat d. Warlord 7 Warrior d. Tugboat Survivor: Ultimate Warrior Hulkamaniacs (Hogan, Beefcake, Bushwackers) vs. Gods ( Zeus, Hercules, Rougeaus) 1. Hogan pinned Raymond 2 Hogan pinned Hercules 3 Hogan pinned Jacques 4 Hogan dq 5 Zeus pinned Luke 6 Zeus pinned Butch 7 Zeus pinned Beefcake survivor: Zeus Deliverance (Hillbilly Jim, Jake Roberts, Bolscheviks) vs. Africans (Akeem, Bossman, Conquistadors) 1 Jim pinned #1 2 Bossman pinned Zhukov 3 Roberts pinned #2 4 Akeem pinned Roberts 5 Bossman pinned Jim 7 Akeem pinned Volkoff Survivors: Akeem & Big Bossman Rock N Roll ( HTM, Savage, Rockers) vs. King's Court ( Haku, Dino Bravo, Strike Force) 1 Rockers & Strike Force dq 2 Savage & Bravo co 3 Haku dq survivor: Honky Tonk Man Grand Finale Honky Tonk Man, Ultimate Warrior, Dusty Rhodes, Jim Neidhart vs. Zeus, Akeem, Big Bossman 1. Akeem pinned Rhodes 2. Neidhart pinned Bossman 3. Warrior pinned Akeem 4. Zeus pinned Neidhart 5. Zeus pinned HTM 6. Zeus pinned Warrior Survivor: Zeus

5-89 Bret Hart becomes Pink Blazer. Summerslam 1. Brooklyn Brawler & Tugboat Thomas d. The Blazers when Thomas pinned Pink Blazer 2. Bushwackers d. Strike Force when Butch pinned Santana 3. Honky Tonk Man d. Rick Rude 4. Big Bossman d. Jake Roberts 5. tag titles: Bolscheviks © d. Demolition when Volkoff pinned Smash 6. Dusty Rhodes d. Greg Valentine 7. King Haku d. Randy Savage 8. Hillbilly Jim d. Akeem by co 9. tuxedo match: Mean Gene Okerlund d. Lord Alfred Hayes 10. Hulk Hogan & Brutus Beefcake d. Magnificent Muraco & Zeus when Hogan pinned Muraco

2-89 Muraco turns heel and rejoins Mr.Fuji, Bolscheviks turn face 3-89 Strike Force turns heel WM V Hart Foundation vs. Roosters no contest when Ultimate Warrior attacked everybody Ultimate Warrior d. Rick Rude Jim Duggan & Powers Of Pain d. Greg Valentine & Strike Force when Duggan pinned Martel Dino Bravo & Demolition d. Jake Roberts & Rockers when Ax pinned Marty Honky Tonk Man d. Hercules Bushwackers d. Rougeaus when Luke d. Raymond Big Bossman d. Randy Savage tag titles: Bolscheviks © d. Conquistadors when Volkoff pinned #2 Ronnie Garvin d. Bad News Brown Brooklyn Brawler d. Blue Blazer IC title: Brutus Beefcake © d. Akeem King Haku d. Hillbilly Jim WWF title: Hulk Hogan d. Magnificent Muraco ©