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Wow, that sucks. He was an awesome "backseat owner" style guy.

I'm pretty sure 'Motherfucking' wouldn't be the smartest thing to say. But that's just me and my rational mind talking. Well yeah, but MUTHAFRICKIN? Just say Word Life.

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Great, now I have thoughts of Cena threatening people with a squeege. And pooping his pants! "I WENT POO POO IN MY PANTS!" ....FUCK! Now I have FERTIG on my mind! AAH! WORD LIFE, this is basic poopanomics B-b-b-b-basic poopanomics On a side note, why the hell did he say WORD MUTHAFRICKIN LIFE!? What a pussy. MUTHAFRICKIN? Gimme a break.

Great, now I have thoughts of Cena threatening people with a squeege. And pooping his pants!

Good. He landed very sick and I thought he may have pulled a Sid.

If you're generous, vs Booker T at WMXIX.

Seemed like Cena was in there longer. Good job on the times, BTW Cawthon. And yeah: BENFUCKINGOIT~!

I was thinking the EXACT same thing during the show, comparing it straight to Ric Flair's title victory in '92. Heenan & Monsoon made Flair out to look as though he was the greatest athlete in the history of history, whereas JR spent the early days jacking off over Matt Morgan and later was all about Big Show (which, I admit, worked in Benoit's favour, yes, but hell, would it of killed him to acknowledge that Benoit was KING in that match?) Also, did anyone else notice that Orton DIDNT actually suck tonight? No, really, he wasn't all that bad. I pains me as much as anyone to say that, but I was really digging his shit tonight. UYI I 100% agree, even about the Orton thing. Very much like Flair/Bulldog in 92, I noticed, the parallels especially with Orton being eliminated halfway through.

One thing I hated about the Rumble was the terrible announcing. JR and Tazz barely put over Benoit's marathon run until the end. Compare that to Monsoon and Heenan (who I don't even like on commentary usually) in 92 and how much more effective it was for Flair.

Why doesn't Foley like Test? Because Test is a fucking douche. To further advance on that... Test was supposed to be foley's new Snow but Test got all pissy and snotty that foley resented him... Exactly. He's a douche

Why doesn't Foley like Test? Because Test is a fucking douche.

That sucks. I thought they'd have done better. It was OK for what it was, but it was like 7 minutes long.

Tables match: DUD Rey/Noble: DUD Eddie/Chavo: * Brock/Lesnar: 1/2* HHH/HBK: * Rumble: ***-***1/2, need to re-watch it, but really good. Not up there with 1992, 2000, and 2001, but really good.

What about Rock/Mankind?

Yep, dead silent until he was eliminated.

CHRIS. FUCKING. BENOIT. Oh yeah.

Goldberg wants Brock, Heyman wants Goldberg on SD, trade.

....Hot.

Wear a sexy dress.

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Yeah but not initally... How do you know that? SummerSlam had a shitty ending, people still praised the 4 way and Angle/Lesnar.

Yeah, nobody likes Benoit *cough*standingovation*cough*, he's not over AT ALL *cough*hugepopsandreactions*cough*, and he has NEVER had an injury, especially to his neck. Duh.

Pretty pissed. But I'd be pissed if they did the "#1" buildup for anyone and eliminated them right away unless it made sense (Jericho eliminating HBK). I can't see how doing that could make sense.

Because it's something to do, plus I can always hope they stop fucking up and start doing things right. FOR EXAMPLE: I loved WWF every year but 2003, yeah I could even tolerate the shitwads of 2001 and 2002 because they put on good wrestling. So I can always hope they go back to being good, plus occasionally there is a bright spot.