Ted the Poster

Or given its hoe Hepatitis C.

You smash your own leg in sacrifice before that fucker gets anywhere near your groin, of course.

It's called LFing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For years I thought those were her shoulder blades.... but they were really just dents from the application process. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun fact: Terri's implants are actually gerbil exercise balls. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun Fact: Richard Gere will now get implants. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Or have a forum full of smart-asses to post on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wha? Where?!

It's called LFing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For years I thought those were her shoulder blades.... but they were really just dents from the application process. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun fact: Terri's implants are actually gerbil exercise balls.

It's called LFing.

Plus, you don't necessarily have to go at the windpipe via the mouth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know I wouldn't. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Boy, that sure is one sexy lung!"

Don't blame the pedestrians for the car wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The show was already a car wreck, the pedestrians just poured gasoline on it and lit a match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The pedestrians fucked the dead bodies inside and then giggled at the blood. Then Zack Malibu took his picture with the wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Followed by HHH, sho stacked all the bodies onto a cart and ran away screaming "MINE!" while whacking off. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would say that a dozen dead bodies have more intellect and creativity than his current wife, and probably don't nag as much when you try and fuck their windpipe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Plus, you don't necessarily have to go at the windpipe via the mouth.

Don't blame the pedestrians for the car wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The show was already a car wreck, the pedestrians just poured gasoline on it and lit a match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The pedestrians fucked the dead bodies inside and then giggled at the blood. Then Zack Malibu took his picture with the wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Followed by HHH, sho stacked all the bodies onto a cart and ran away screaming "MINE!" while whacking off.

I was hoping for "raise the rando's something" finish to the diva search. Remember kids, it's not rape if you marry her afterwards and beat up her boyfriend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Aw, I was hoping for the "raise the downed ref's limp arm" finish.

Cause that is the SMART thing to do.....also, there is seven minutes left of show time, and i don't want to hear Carlito's theme 10 times while he celebrates. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At least it wouldn't be Cena's theme.

As soon as Agent was sober all of his facial hair fell off and he grew a suit, I bet.

Quiet, you young whizzipper-snizzapper.

Oh, good. 194th doesn't sound that bad as say, 9th steepest. I suspect I'm reading that the wrnong way though.

I think FF should get a sequel; it showed a lot of promise IMO. What was FF's budget? Good for Wedding Crashers too. That movie was funnier than it had any right to be.

It really is nearly impossible to truly appreciate the film without reading the books.

Likewise. how about we see your version of comedy gold before you start waving off the newbies. Thanks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (slips on a banana peel) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Playing a retard isn't difficult at all.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Anybody know a way I can save that?

I still contend that "My daughter would abosolutely love you" is one of the funniest, if not the funniest lines in FG's history.

I've known of it for about a year or so. Never went there though for fear of what I could potentially see/read.

Man, I thought I had a superpower. Oh well.