Ted the Poster

I used to like you. Is that some form of meta humor?

What.

I'm guessing that the mafia is getting rid of that whole boring "Canadian heritage" thing. Also, the fact that one guy cross-dresses and the other shits on people doesn't really help. You'll have to spin that, Rando. Call O'Reilly or Franken.

Are you aware that most TV shows live season by season? Networks, at some point in the current season, decide if they want to renew the show's contract- thus giving it a new season. The Shield, apparently, has two seasons left in its current contract. F/X will decide when/if they are going to renew the contract.

Second to last season? What?!

Episodes one and two of the new season can be found here.

We shouldn't be too worried. Congress knows that if this ever came to fruition that there would be fucking riot from people on both sides, excluding of course the ultra-PC liberals and the religious right.

Kotz has a plan though, I would think.

It'd be funnier had you changed it to something Trek-ish. Still good though.

Thanks! ... Ohhh... damn it.

Crow: "Jiffy Lube may sound great when said out loud, but I've found out firsthand that they're strictly buisness. Now Pep Boys- they'll give you the ride of a lifetime."

Oh man, this is like an early birthday gift. If there is a just God, this will get huge ratings and the guys'll become a frequent thing on the show. Man, I wish they would make some direct-to-DVD shows.

Also, white people talk during the movie on cell phones and to each other. If they talk TO the movie it's usually to object to something stupid. Black people YELL at the people onscreen and throw shit. I worked at the local AMC for a year, so I got to see this firsthand. Do you know how many black people went to see Jet Li's movie Black Mask just because it had "black" in the title? It was ridiculous.

Meh. Thompson was okay as an author. Some of his stuff made him seem like a fucking extremist nutjob though.

Bob's gotta be worn out by now.

I think you mean Sandra Bullock. If it's not Johnny fucking Depp, Yuna only pays half as much attention.

Barron just creamed his pants.

Not really. It's been a good year for Ray Charles-realted stuff though.

Is he getting a standing ovation?!

It was academic, folks! Georgia is on my mind...

ETERNAL SUNSHINE~!!!

Mmm mmm, bitch!

Is that Gary Sinise in the Caddilac commercial?

Damn, I was hoping Kate Winslet would pull an upset. Oh well.

I wonder if he's gonna make the winner some pancakes.