Ted the Poster

Is that from Haggard? I've only seen parts of it. Everybody knows the ending to Braveheart, I would think.

Took me ten minutes. That wasn't difficult at all.

LaForge dies in Roots...

Crono: Give me the whip. CWM: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the whip. Crono: *throws the idol* Give me the whip. CWM: Adiós, eh.

He ate a .357 Slayer S. Thompson then. Now instead of being just dead, you're a dead lunatic.

We did call it pop- in the 50s.

At least he didn't say it was at a rest area.

Why does he have a sword, Hoff?

R. Bud Slayer

I know. What I meant was it shouldn't always have to make one.

Why should the show have to make a point? It's a fucking dirty animated comedy.

I only caught the last episode, but I marked out when I saw that Audition was 11th.

Most white people are scared of black people? Since when. I find someone like Jingus much more worrisome them someone like Ripper. Why is Jingus scary? Is he the world's biggest indy fed announcer or something?

I have an intense fear of flying, brought on by my fear of heights. Boats are out of the question too.

BUSTER POINDEXTER! BUSTER POINDEXTER! BUSTER POINDEXTER! I still feel bad for McGinley though. He was in Red O'Neill in Platoon, which is how I prefer to think of him.

This statement, with the use of NOT JUST CWM and VX (meaning we would be included in that group) would lead someone to believe otherwise. Oh damn, you're right- that does look bad. I worded it totally wrong. Sorry man.

Nor did I say you were accusing me of such, Mr. Assumption. I was using your name hypothetically simply because you didn't find it funny. Humor is subjective, after all. Quiet you.

Because on the inside, he's really an eleven year old girl trapped in a nerd's body? Bob needs a prepuboplasty.

It's a racist, stereotypical book from over a century ago that some bigoted dickbag is selling in an online auction. I'm laughing at the absurdity of the book and the idiocy of the guy selling it. Which was the original reason for Arnold posting it, I'm guessing. If you don't find that funny then fine. However, anybody who would immediately call someone a racist(~!) for even chuckling at that book without considering why they might find it amusing needs to lighten the fuck up.

That was pretty funny. I predict a new avatar or sig for some people. *looks at Ripper*

I was forced to see Robots today. I almost expected Bender to make a cameo, what with all of the recycled Futurama jokes. I just hope the studios aren't thinking that CGI films will always be instant hits no matter what. That movie, while great for kids under 12, has almost nothing for the adults who take them to enjoy IMO.

14/40 Blades of Steel was a hockey game? That name doesn't make me think "hockey game", but "ninja platformer" instead.

Especially since they can finally swing above... whatever that body part is they set as the limit in hockey. Damn that's a stupid rule. Fuck hockey and hockey fans. Oh wait, they are.

Seconded. Oh, and possums scare the fuck out of me. The few who live near my house are at least three and a half feet long.

*head explodes*