Ted the Poster

This seems too intelligent for normal people.

Mmm... Saturday.

That sucks about L&O. I also wasn't aware Crossing Jordan was cancelled. Oh well; it had a good run.

No poison for me, thanks. I'll stick with good ol' mineral oil.

Okay, what the FUCK.

If only they'd layered his voice while saying it. Still, I marked the fuck out.

You could use her face to jimmy door locks.

"Could you identify this bucketful of your brother?" My favorites will always be "Why Study Industrial Arts?" and "Chicken of Tomorrow".

IBC's Cherry-Lime is also very tasty.

Yeah and it's not very good. Bullhockey.

Illustrated by No One, since coloring pictures doesn't fucking matter.

I like diet root beer. The regular stuff is too sweet for me.

My dad is trying to sell www.thumbs.com, which apparently people don't want.

Oh, that's only because it was root beer.

That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day! The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them! Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are! What keeps our legs all warm and hot? Pants! What prevents a buffalo shot? Pants! What do they got that I ain't got? Pants!

*zoom in on razateca* "THIS horrible poster could win..."

I'm pretty sure they're toying with people. It's not Elliot he wants; it's her situation. Finding true love, getting married and settling down.

I Dont quite get that.. What's not to get?

Oh... oh, man.

I was a bit concerened that it was referred to as the first of the "final four episodes". I guess NBC isn't sure about renewing the show yet. Braff and Lawrence have said that ABC will very likely pick up the show if NBC doesn't, though.

Czech, though he has given a description. Alf Slayer