Vanhalen

What the hell is this big media that everyone keeps on going on about

Hopefully now, we can pay the correct compensation to soldiers affected by this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4018603.stm

His name was some silly conglomeration parodying AMikeSC. What's the point? The point was, it was a joke between myself, and kkk, course seeing as you are the mod you know about all these sorts of things, cos you are just that clever Woah woah woah -- Don't lump me in with this. I told you the name wouldn't go over well. I have nothing to do with Mr. Halen's new (now old) name... Dont cut and run on me man

Anyone got the actual list?

Now, shit that is goddamn funny and original, why in the hell cant we have more posters like swigg?

How can you insult Santa Claus~!, have a heart my friend

This isnt a very good picture but: Thats how it happened, with him just walking up and shooting him, theres also a bit of a joke with another guy to the extent of, "Is he dead", the dude shoots him and then says, "Well hes dead now"

HAHAHA, Id actually forgotten about them, basically what Brighty means is that whenever anyone got twatted with a chair, this big cartoon speech bubble would appear saying "OOOOOF" or "OUCH!" or "CRASH" or my personal favourite, "BANG!", they would also remove the sound of the chair, why they couldnt just cut to the crowd like the WWE has been doing for years is beyond me

Meh, like I said to Mike it was an half hour joke that was pretty old before this point, I was actually going to get it changed back anyway

I've seen the footage, and the dude seems really out of it, hes been shot and left to die, and hes sort of slumped down against a wall with a fair bit of blood around

IIRC correctly Five were something like 3 or 4 weeks behind, I also have one of the promos on tape, when I used to tape Prisoner Cell Block H, where Hogan says hes going to take over Channel 5(as it was known then) and various other wrestlers make comments about the UK, pretty generic

Merry f'n Christmas, less than six weeks to go! Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a £5 note lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?? Santa of course, the other two don't exist! What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? Sandy Claus! How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus. There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? Its true....Comet cleans sinks! 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves," "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur-trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, Demanding millions in over-due compensation. So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, Demanding from now on her title was Ms. And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her. Nothing that might be construed to pollute. Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. Nothing that's war-like or non-pacific. No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth. And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden. For they raised the hackles of those psychological Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt; Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; He just could not figure out what to do next. He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, But you've got to be careful with that word today. His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; Nothing fully acceptable was to be found. Something special was needed, a gift that he might Give to all without angering the left or the right. A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, Each group of people, every religion; Every ethnicity, every hue, Everyone, everywhere...even you. So here is that gift, its price beyond worth... "May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."

Thats a good point, but hasnt there been new Rules Of Engagement written for the Iraq war, especially in dealing with Battlefield Combatants

My main concern, to follow on from my previous point, is that this(if it goes to court-martial) will become a show piece trial, with a politically correct ending(or have I been watching Rules Of Engagement too much )

Thats why I was deliberatley open-ended in my post, as it is still quite ambigous, despite the video footage thats been on the net(worth a check out)

Found this on the matter, its on mediaguardian.co.uk although you have to register to see it.

Name all the albums you can think of, with only one good song, and the name of the song. I'll start off even though my suggestion will probably get me laughed out of the building : Dire Straits - Brothers In arms - Brothers In Arms Laugh if you want, but I'm biased cos Mark Knopfler comes from my home town, and I think the way he can get the guitar to sound so haunting on this song is just awesome, the rest of the album is pretty wank, especially the very overrated Money For Nothing.

Do these hip hop "beefs" ever remind people of six year old kids, "My Dads bigger than your dad", "Well my dad has a better car than your dad"

Just a quick note, that George Galloway is not a major or even mior figure in politics at all, hes a backbencher(someone who sits on the backbenches of Parliament and has no influence, unless the lot of backbenchers rebel against the government on a vote) and is currently taking a newspaper to court over these claims in the UK

What do you think of this dude who was caught on camera killing an unarmed injured Iraqi, now before the responses come, I'm not defending the Iraqi in the slightest, as he could have been an insurgent, I would imagine it would be hard to tell in the battlefield(after all, they dont exactly wear uniforms with their allegiances on), but was he right to kill him? And if he was, should he face a court martial, in what will in all probability, become a showpiece trial? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4014901.stm

God bless The Czech Republic

What was WCW coverage like in the UK

Just finished watching CZW's Deathmatch tourney 3, and its worth picking up if you can get a chance, what IWA:Mid South stuff should I be looking out for on the wrestling channel?

When you put it like that, thats a fucking valid and well made point

LOL You can really see the research that was done here Seriously tho, the rest of it was a good read.