Open the Muggy Gate

Well, if it ain't gonna be nate, it's gotta be THIS SATURDAY.

The Great Mazto knows only deaths! He should be The Semi-Great Mazto!

Before today, I was ready to say the 2 best teams in each conference were the Titans and Steelers in the AFC and the Giants and the Panthers in the NFC. The Steelers bombed one to Indy and Jake Delhomme put up the biggest "What the flying fuck?" performance of the day. Now, I have no clue who could be #2 behind the Giants and Titans. Maybe the Eagles can step up to that tonight.

It's gonna be really hard to top the nate quote in your sig BX.

She already thought they had no chance with Rex. I guess seeing it on her TV drove the point home. She's in love with Captain Neckbeard.

So I'm the Titans fan, and my girlfriend is the Bears fan. So what happens after the game? Text from her: "We're not speaking"

That's a Stephen Lynch song. I can't take any credit for it all. It's still fucking awesome though.

I kissed you on the cheek, "Good-night my love", I say, You turned to me and smile, a baby's on the way, and then you drift asleep, to dream of life anew, and I lie wondering, just what, I should do... I could kick you in the stomach, and catch you unawares, I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs. When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye, as I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...

So I found a list on another board of some myspace and facebook updates after the election. Welcome to the Giant Quote Box of RETAAAARDS.

CNN give us Will.I.Am on a hologram! That's the closest I'll ever get to rapping. This rules.

Let the unreality begin!! Guys, I think someone entered Benoit's house and killed his family and then....

I'm shocked Obama might get Florida. The south has gotta be looking at Florida and going "YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR US MAN!"

Oh you want some Marvin slack picking up? Okay.... Fox is already projecting a McCain win! McJesus!

Well why didn't you tell us this a week ago!? My God!

Goddamn it, I was about to post that. I concede the hologram joke to you treble.

I'm a Titan fan that is going to watch the game in a Bears household. Name the weapons I should bring with me.

Damn, Agent beat me to the punch. I was gonna post this one...

I wish I had Fox News on my channel listing. I just want to see their reaction if Obama wins.

Your DEPORT San Diego review of ECW.

Well there was no Cameron and 13 hot lesbian action.... at least from one camp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgdfd1mvG_I Hey, Gregory Helms (Muggy) does another ECW review! Man that blur at the beginning sucks.

Today showed that, yes, the Tennessee Titans have two running backs, and they like to run them, thank you. I know it was only against the Chiefs, but no team is supposed to give up 330 yards on the ground no matter how much thou art suck. Pretty weird but cool to see the Titans as the final unbeaten in the league. EDIT: Oh man I just turn it over to the Bucs game for a brief moment and Ike Hilliard just GETS DESTROYED right in front of me. Good lord.

If they do this every year, I'm gonna die from a heart attack at 27.