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Open the Muggy Gate

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  1. And what once was old, is new again...
  2. That may be the best pic in this topic so far. Not a big fan of FF VIII, but they nailed that perfect.
  3. It's a HHH/Cena thing. It'll be different every week.
  4. And here is the holy grail of bandwith stealing.
  5. If you wanna go after a board, go after this one.
  6. And Dick Cheney is close enough. I'm still running with Tito.
  7. I nominate myself for moderator. I'll bring tax cuts to the population and continue to help fight the war against racism in our nation. I'll battle the aborition bill that has been put into place and I will hold grand sexy parties outside on the lawn. And I've got a great candidate lined for the the Vice Admin job... You can't say no to Tito Puente!
  8. Anyone but EvanderHolyfield.
  9. Good lord, I haven't seen that one yet. I get a college discount, so I'm all about that place.
  10. I'm telling you guys, if you have a Cici's in your town, go to it. They have the best damn pizza buffet in the world. The desert pizzas are out of this world too. Chocolate pizza. Vanilla pizza. Damn, it's the shit.
  11. Let's see if I can set this shit straight... Why would someone make a photoshop account with numerous pictures, a few message board accounts, a Myspace account, a full story about a fictional life, their injuries over time in detail, and many other accounts all over the net, JUST for a gimmick? Whoever that person is... is the saddest motherfucker I have ever seen. Leena is real. The End. Move on.
  12. Right next to "OAO Raw is Randy," And that's just dandy.
  13. My head hurts. Oh yeah, 5'7" 125.
  14. And pictures that make people want to pull their eyes out with a fork. Seriously, WHO THE FUCK kind a person would actually think this shit up and draw it?
  15. Anyone tired of BX's fucking power trip? I sure am.
  16. Welcome to the internet. Everyone here are 45 year old men looking for young boys. off-topic: WCW Special Forces.... ZGangsta officially rules in my book.
  17. I should change my name to BritishMuggy.
  18. .9 Terry Funk.
  19. As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me, You know I shun fancy things like electricity. At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And I've been milking and plowing so long that Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone. I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline, Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin, But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine, Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699. We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise, I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise, It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise, We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish Paradise. A local boy kicked me in the BUTT last week, I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek. I don't really care, in fact I wish him well, Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell. I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it, An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of. I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat, And my homies agree i really look good in black, fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears, We haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years, But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare, We're just technologically impaired. There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury, Like robonson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be, We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise, We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish Paradise, There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish Paradise, We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish Paradise Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter, Raised a barn on Monday, soon i'll raise anutter Think you're really rightious? Think you're pure in heart? Well i know i'm a million times as humble as thou art. I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife. So don't be vain, and don't be whiney, Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney. We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish Paradise, We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish Paradise, There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish Paradise, But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish Paradise, Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, yech!
  20. Man, I didn't picture Marvin to look like that at all...
  21. WP ON PCP! WP ON PCP!
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