Open the Muggy Gate

You don't understand. It's the THIRD ESTABLISHMENT~! An establishment so powerful, you have to capitalize it and put a ~! at the end of it. Yeah, it's really powerful.

Busch tastes like shit. Never try that. If you haven't had it before, you've been warned.

Jesus Carnival, ask before you declare yourself part of something like this. I'd like to be in the Third Establishment. Now I'm not gonna make out this long ass paragraph about how I should be in the group or anything like that. That's a time waster, and we don't need that. I'll just leave ya'll with this pic and hope ya pick me to get in.

Well he did go out with Tori... that probably turned him gay. JMA figures it out again! Give this man a cookie!

KANEEE! And Bischoff runs to the back to wack off.

Bischoff probably misses saying "KANEEE!" all the time. I bet he calls his friends and folks all the time saying that. *Hogan's phone rings* Hogan: Hello? KANEEE!

I'm already a fan of BOOYAH! Print that up on a shirt and sell it for an inflated price. MONEY I TELLS YE!

"Am I about to stun my first Transvestite?" On the next Maury...

Ditto. EXCELLENT promo by Flair.

First match for Matt: Hardy vs. Lashley. Hardy dies.

I still say JR brings back a new Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon before it's all said and done. That would be fucking gold.

Raven vs. Saturn from Fall Brawl 98 was an excellent match in my eyes. It had a lot of good stuff going for it, and it pulled the crowd out of a coma, had a great Kidman face turn, hot false finishes, and Lodi getting killed to the world's delight. It was a great way to end the feud, saved the night, and was one of the few bright spots for WCW during that time.

After a pretty blah Raw, I cleaned up pretty nicely with Smackdown. If only Kennedy wrestled... Kennedy...

Give him a copy of the Bearenstein Bears: Extreme Sports and let's see him find something in there to go off on.

Woah, a foot fetish porno? I never heard that about her. When the hell did that happen? Oh yeah and rawmvp... just stop... just...stop.

http://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883 I have no idea what to say right now. The man has lost his fucking mind.

Well most of the reason I was laughing was how bizarre it was... It was like "Ha ha ha ha... okay... what the fuck was that?"

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/imario.php It's funny as hell... but I don't know why. Anyone know what the hell is up with Mario or what the hell is going on?

I can't wait for Jim Ross to get his revenge by brining back Diesel and Razor Ramon next week.

Linda heel turn... Take a drink.

okay... now we get to the real firings...

FIRE THE FANS! FIRE THE FANS!

Kane has always been tweenerish to me since his problems with Snitsky. Go with that. Destroy everything. don't give a fuck who it is.

I really can't picture and Elimination Chamber with Carlito in it for some reason. It just seems wrong...

If Vince fires Doink tonight, I will laugh my ass off.