Open the Muggy Gate

BURGER KING!

If Conway beats MOTHER FUCKING VADER tonight, there is no God. Vader would not show up for a one night shot to put over Rob Conway. I just can't see that happening. And I say Mark Henry lifts someone up and tears a pec muscle. It'll be the new quad! There goes Mark Henry.

oh for Christ sake... i forgot to change it too, and my roster is Smackdown heavy too! FUCK! MNM, don't let me down...

Good Lord... I wake up to see one of my favorite guys in the WWE just pack up and leave? Damn... here's hoping Christian lands in TNA or ROH and becames the main event player he should be.

THE MOTHER FUCKING WHITE SOX HAVE WON THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD SERIES! And thousands of Cub fans toss their blue hats away and run into the street to celebrate with the White Sox fans so they can say "WE WON! WE WON!"

Now for the important "Whats it called?" question.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> JR or Coach: An unbelieveable move.

The most memorable moment on RAW.... CARLITO HAS A FINISHER!

Smackdown has SUPER FUCKING PORKY~! Raw has.... they don't have Porky. Oh yeah, and Smackdown has a tag division now too. Shocking I know. So Smackdown is better. The End.

I think it has to be said tonight.... Poor Shelton.

We need the Vertrebreaker again. That move was THE MOVE back in 2001 or so.

If you don't watch TNA, Samoa Joe will kill you.

THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER!

Did I just see Candice pull out a hanging choke?!

Call me crazy, but I dig the slowed down theme of Victoria's. I shouldn't but I do. And I'm glad I dropped Candice and the dog this week.

Okay Ric. Hope ya enjoy jobbing to HHH in a cage.

Meh. I'm voting for Kane. He hit more spots than the others.

I'm keeping Masters and Lashley since they keep giving me points. I dropped the bitches and Edge for this week. I'm taking a risk and picking both Nitro and Mercury. I think they could take the belts this week and if they do, MONDO points for me. Also have Orton and Kennedy. Something about the 6-man is telling me the Ortons and Kennedy will pick up the win there.

Yeah, good point. Hurricane Omega would have to be the ultimate hurricane though if they ever reach that. Although I don't see a problem with Hurricane Xaiver or Hurricane Zach.

I think I need to watch CNN more often. Wasn't there supposed to be a X,Y, or Z hurricane, or do they just skip those letters?

Let me find another job It doesn't pay me enough money at all I want a better one I'm going to tell you this: Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Take this job and shove it I'm not working for you anymore Stick it up your ass Suck my damn dick, asshole! Fuck your crummy ass, jerk! Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Get your paws off me Get the fuck away from me Take your bullshit somewhere else Jump into your hot rod and hit the road, asshole! Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Diet Pepsi, uh-huh

I caught the tail end of last year's Drawn Together season. I am really digging this show. The best part about last night was the Princess looking over at the video game hero and saying "Goddamn it, I hate you." THe way she said it had me rolling. Think we should make a sepearate Drawn Together topic?

Morbid curiosity. MnM don't do things out of pity.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> bah! What do I need to do to get in? Blow up Carni's house? Fly to Alaska and taunt the Eskimos by slapping them in the face with a fish? Post more pics of guys in front of tanks?

MySpace is pretty cool. There are weirdos, wackos, and nutcases all over the place... but all the other sites do too. It's a pretty addicting place.