Open the Muggy Gate

This is a Eugene Wet Dream.

It's Duthy Rhodes if ya weellll!

remember guys, no matter how good Triple H says he is... he still has less tag team title reigns than Sylvain Greiner.

Hogan may come out at the end and pose with Cena.

He took that shot big time too.

Been a while since we seen a high knee folks.

Uh... the last time we saw him, wasn't he slow and puffy?

Well this should be interesting. I don't know what to expect here.

I <3 MARIA!

TED FUCKING DIBIASE!

Bye Matt. See ya on Friday.

well that was the worst stunner ever. Still, ya had to love that segment.

Man this is a long wait for this stunner.

Yep, she's on Crystal Meth.

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!

Vince McMahon.... the most well-endowed man in the comapny. Val Venis: What about me? Vince: Who the hell are you?

Koko is still kicking in Memphis. He's fighting announcer Corey Maclin in a streetfight after Koko attacked Corey with a tazer. It ain't the same ol' Koko ya'll are used to seeing.

Put Slick with Shelton Benjamin, and you may have something there. It could push Shelton to the top and give us an excuse to hear Jive Soul Bro every week.

Last year was just.... surreal. That's the only way to describe it. I remember looking back at the topic with the Yankee fans posting THIS ISN'T FUCKING HAPPENING and just going crazy. Anglesault was probably somewhere finding some rope and a hook in the ceiling. Just an insane time. Fear the Curse of the Muggy.

After everything that happened last year... I will NOT be predicting any winners in this battle. I will say that David Ortiz is your lord and savior though.

I don't go by what the announcers say the weight is anymore. I heard Lillian say D'Von Dudley weighed 220 pounds. Yeah right... He's jacked to the nines! Tonight will be my first night seeing the guy. It'll be interesting to watch probably.

Found where the topic came from... DVD board of course! Here's the main topic along with extra quotes. http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.p...wtopic=294&st=0

According to OVW reports this guy talks like Michael Jackson and wrestles like Tyson Tomko and Brown uses a better (and original) variation of powerbomb as his "pop the crowd, non-finisher". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So what we're looking at here is a bigger Elix Skipper then. Skipper's voice doesn't exactly scream macho himself. No one always wrestles like they do coming out of OVW. Take Lesnar for example. He came in and was really nothing like what people saw of him OVW. He displayed more of his power than the technical ability he had. I missed Smackdown last week, so I'm looking forward to seeing what Lashley can do this week along with Kennedy...Kennedy. At least it's a breath of fresh air from the usuals.

"... OMG THEY'RE STILL GONNA GO BANKRUPT IN A YEAR~!!!!"