USC Wuz Robbed!

Meh I'm just the guy making lame lame non-jokes in the WWE folder these days or in the sports folder talking football or a little baseball and basketball. And yeah I didnt announce it because I figured no one would care. Only a few people knew before this announcement. Thanks nL for the congrats.

LOL I bet I'm like Kevin Brown or some shit. Evolution, if at all possible, could you provide me with the MLB pitcher Stanton is the most alike? So I can fully understand the impact/lack thereof of Stanton.

Must be placebos. Placebo Effect can tell us about it.

Yeah the only announcement I can see involving Eddie is if Vince tells everyone to stop whining about it to the dirtsheets.

Huh?

Evolution, could you give me a little insight in why Stanton always does pretty well K wise and yet always have bad records and ERA? Does he play for a shitty team or is he incredibly inconsistent?

You mean Funaki wouldn't be TNA's biggest star ever?

Thanks Matt. In case anyone was wondering, their names are Gabriel Christian and Kelsey Jeanne (yes I have the traditional 1950s style nuclear family).

I guess it doesn't pay to be little known/meaningless on TSM. My 2 kids: So thereya go. CWM, congrats to you Fatherhood is always very rewarding when you are not in the emergency room on the eve of your son's second birthday because he had swallowed my wife's damn prenatal pills that she left out lying somewhere in my bedroom.

To be the new chairman of the board!

Of course all the jokes weren't funny. A good joke on TSM is as rare as a ***** rated Chris Masters match. And yes, Czech, yours included and mine.

Now did you have to bring racial stereotypes in this?

I'll take a piece of that action and bet on Shelton. Surely he realizes this would mean a bigger push without Mama!

Anyone can provide a transcript or paraphrase the promo?

Maybe they are announcing the SNME thing, and the rosters would be "Yeah we knew that..." to which Vince goes, "Oh... ok. That's settled then. Have a good show!"

Considering it could be had for free via internet, yeah it'd be.

Now I want to make it clear that I'd prefer the players to be clean, but you know, I'm not about to sit here and cry and cry about how a guy sticking a needle in his ass is ruining the sport. Because if it was the case, I'd have had to give up on wrestling, football, basketball even, years ago. I don't condone steroid use, but I won't criticize a guy for doing it. He will pay the consequence later on when his body is fucked beyond belief.

Or actually use them.

At least he got something right.

10 bucks for Torrie's tits? Whatta ripoff.

Boo hoo. Who gives a shit. He stuck a needle in his ass...let's send him to hell!

He would, if he wanted some coffee.

He does. Just not in front of the cameras.

Yeah I was under the impression it was just a hugeass creative/roster meeting backstage before the shows, where the announcement is made.

If a tag team that has won like 20 tag titles and a "5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time WCW champion" COMBINED net only HHH, then surely a cruiserweight guy and a young semi-unproven tag team won't.