Ho ho. Yes. I have a tale to tell for the generations....
It's been my lifelong dream to be either a professional wrestler or a NFL Hall of fame player... who hasn't? Anyways to my surprise, football came pretty naturally to me, and as of result I was one of those "60 minute" stars in Illinois High School Association football... meaning I was a hell of a receiver and a great strong safety and a good kick returner. Anyways, I was given a scholarship to play for Northern Illinois University. I accepted of course, under the impression I was going to be a freakin' receiver. To my dismay, they wanted me as their safety. Now I know you're all thinking "Well playing as a safety is better than riding the bench." I agree, but the problem is my size, which was good for high school wasn't good for college. Therefore I suffered a bit as a safety. Currently, I'm out of football with a career ending knee injury. However I am glad to say I am successfully pursuing my other dream, to be a wrestler.