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Did the baking soda work, Mike? 12. The workrate - consistent SWF writers churn out more wordage in a month than most novelists. 13. Or a gun.

I've read this twice and I still can't work out why you're pissed off with W&D. Isn't that what you've been calling W&D down for? You didn't want to be booked into it, and then wrote a match under protest. They just haven't had any teams to defend against.

To be honest, Bo coming back would be fine and dandy. But if he's going to come back, then come back already. And if he's not going to, then stop with the promos. I mean fine, hang around and chat. But why do promos if they don't go anywhere?

You gotta love the fact that WC will do promos with swearing bleeped out for Smarkdown, but leaves his uncensored entrance music in for Family Friendly Lockdown. 30 seconds of that, and he's racked up more fines that Spike in a month

Who's the FCC?

On the upside, Dangerous kicked Wildchild in the mush last show. So you never know, maybe they won't be on the same page for the title defence. I would agree that one cruiserweight vs two cruiserweights should result in a shit-kicking however, especially when one of those said cruiserweights is the longest-reigning CW champ ever, and the other one is ROOKIE UNSTOPPABLE~

Well, yes, I DID write Calvinball. I still think that in terms of pure disrespect a monster truck crushing our opponent's limo is unrivalled in its class.

Just give the belts to us. You know it'll save time.

I can't believe my hardcore spotfest won. Although the entrance was the best thing I've ever written.

So why not have Thomas Motherfucking Flesher? Just a thought.

But you can already see TNA on The Wrestling Channel.

I said 'Western Civilisation' because there have been far, far worse disasters in the developing world on a much more regular basis. And yes, a lot of what the WWE does offends me, which is why I watch less and less now. As for Ghost Machine, what REALLY annoys me is that he could probably be a half-decent writer. If only he'd knock the bloody awful gimmick on the head and stop writing these stupid promos. Comedy gimmicks are fine (see Skull, Crimson), as long as they don't try and hide offensiveness in there under the defence of "it's just a joke, don't take it seriously!"

I think I've got Hansen/Kobashi on the Best of Budokan that Card lent me. While i don't deny that AJPW heavies have some appeal, I'm still struggling to see past vaguely overweight guys hitting each other very hard in the face or dropping each other on their heads but occasionally going "AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!" and no-selling it.

I have this kind of problem with homophobic racists who write 'humorous' promos about GBH, or indeed murder and belittling one of the worst natural disasters to strike Western Civilisation in the last century.

Sorry, my bad. He could fuck off OR stop being such a tool. If he fucks off I don't care if he remains a tool or not.

Or alternatively he could fuck off and stop being such a tool. That'd work too.

Ghost Machine sucks a bag of dicks, but if he put as much effort into his matches as he puts into tasteless promos he might actually be worth something.

Do we still have a spot open for Tool of the Year?

MAGS IS 20! w00t!

But how can you use Hogan's formula without Hogan's moves? Uber-face classics like the back rake and the thumb to the eye?

Landon's Norris Rangers. It's brilliant.

Chavs VS Goths. With guns. It's official. Councils everywhere have lost their fucking minds.

A couple more points for Bruce - Manson/Skull. See, Manson is a good writer but tends to no-show a fair bit. One time quite a while ago he was writing and ran out of time, so he made a quick ending where Manson used the power of MANSONOSITY to shoot laser beams out of his eyes and melt his opponent's head. Sadly his opponent wrote and won, but Suicide King made Manson post the match because he loved the ending so much. Since then, MANSONOSITY has been the unfuckwithable force in the SWF. One n00b actually got to his knees and forfeited the match against Manson in fear of it (which can be what happens when you don't write against Manson). Now, since you couldn't REALLY have a match where Manson melts the referee's head with his eye lasers, I think Sly just decided to have a laugh with his match and then have King wake up at the end having dreamed that, while Skull won in much more mundane form in 'real life'. And if that's not what actually happened I don't care, because The Crimson Skull is GREAT and Sly is my new God.

Oh baby. Hardcore tag goodness. This is either going to make my week, or TOTALLY stress me out. ...but what I love about it is that I don't actually care if TORU loses! (you just know Card's going to get in a shot at Landon)

Don't name that band.