Toxxic

Whoever you want. Me, in fact. Send 'em to me. (MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Yes, capital in brackets. I'm loud BUT SNEAKY WITH IT!)

To be fair, I looked at the TV the other day and Art Attack is still going. Which scares me, yet reassures me at the same time. Guess I can't be THAT old. Then again, I saw how old Bodger is now in Bodger and Badger. And that's even assuming the programmes aren't repeats. I might as well get a zimmerframe and save myself the wait.

*shaves his head and assumes a much posher English accent than he actually has* Make it so, Mr Blank.

Prince Phillip is Greek, and he is a moron. Prince Charles has big ears and bad teeth, and he's British. And also probably a moron. I am a product of the East Anglian interbreeding system, and therefore have three ears of varying sizes, and no teeth.

A Mars bar is a chocolate bar with caramel and nougat. Honestly, only morons don't know that. *is barraged by manatees* OK, morons and Drea. And manatees.

A 0-0 draw is perfectly watchable as long as there's a few bad tackles and some random aggression.

That's what you get for playing American Football. You crazy colonials...

*nails J3 with the Esoteric Driver* Impossible to counter because you never know what it is!

Nah, Thoth had 13. I remember from the Hall of Fame last year.

I prefer the Art Attack Highpoke, perfected by Neil Buchanan and his Lead Paintbrush. (only Landon will have a HOPE of getting that reference, and he might even be too young)

Holy crap, a Jake sighting. *hits Maddix with a steel pipe*

To be fair, asking for marker explanation is generally an endeavour doomed to failure. I remember getting some sort of explanation for the second and third time i lost the World Title, but that's about it.

Your boners are NEVER hard to hide, sunshine.

I certainly haven't seen three late shows in a row before.

What is it about late shows that prompt this bizarre behaviour among the roster? *places half-moon glasses on nose and pulls out clipboard and pen*

*Tears up the 'Drea Heart Manatees' sign because he is an EVIL~! tweener* *waxes the floor so Landon falls over* Ha ha, bitches. *exeunt stage right*

Damn right. They may have beaten us, but we are teh shizzle in tag teaming. I think we deserve a look in too, sunshine. (you will obey my orders or I will speak more Toxxic at you.)

Can we have a Cliff's Notes version? That'll do.

*SWF copyright lawyers look at 'The King Has Returned' and compare to the third film (and book) of the Lord of the Rings. They nod, satisfied* People choking Landon out is good. Yay for Max King!

You're tweener, boyo. Shush.

No idea Spike, I've never seen this done before. Besides, not even half of those who voted made comments.

...are in Community.

Well, I think it's fair to say that the OVW *system* isn't working that well, whether you count that as the type of person they have there, the training or Vince & co. ignoring Cornette on who's ready and who isn't. So sending people back to OVW *could* work if it was a case of early callup, but then again Nathan Jones went through twice and look what happened to him... In other news, I agree about Masters. I don't remember hardly anyone reacting JUST TO HIM. When Triple H comes out people boo like fuck. When Angle comes out he gets the 'You Suck' chants. Masters, unless he's doing something heelish to a face, gets very little. People don't react to his PRESENCE and his presence alone, at least not as far as I can see on my TV.

Well, at least we know what happened to Fifi.

Why does Danny always leave after losing the World Title? It sucks! It sucks big time! Not to mention the fact that this puts us down even further on the 'top faces' front. I mean, do we even HAVE a top face now? Regardless of all this: VERY sad to see you go (again) Danny, for all the fact that I can't understand why you write half of what you write, and it was good to have you even on a one-show-in-three basis. Hope you drop back in before too long!