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He's somewhere on the Minnesota Vikings depth chart. Actually, nevermind, he couldn't even make it on their practice squad.

Thats not Alfred Molina, it's Angus MacFadyen.

Watching the Cowboy games on a constant loop would give me nightmares. I've never seen an NFL team look so confused with so much talent. I'm trying to figure out if ANYTHING on this team isn't underachieving. I finally figured out that there was one thing. The cheerleaders, they are doing great. Their own show on CMT, still having an outfit made famous by a porn film, and the fans have to pay more attention to them with that thing the Cowboys call a performance going on the field. This keeps up, Parcells might have his own accidental overdose.

Congratulations to the 2002 champion California Angels! Just because they want to call themselves the Anaheim Angels, doesn't mean the rest of us have to. They are the California Angels until the end of time and they can like it. Unless they leave California, then the name change sounds fair.

There is something I definately couldn't have predicted. World Series MVP: David Eckstein Right now, Jeff Weaver is laughing like a madman.

Wrapped up the Tigers a game faster than I picked. Shame to see the Tigers go down, I like Jim Leyland. I'd say congrats to the Cards but I'm a Cubs fan so I must hate them. It's a rule, their fans shall understand. Lucky bastards, enjoy your celebration though. You earned every minute of it.

You trying to give me nightmares?

How about we just label this guy the Muslim Pat Robertson or James Dobson like Jerk said and call it a day? Every religion has guys like this, whether it's the Christian religion with their nutcase preachers who say "God hates Gays" and "Women who get abortions should be shot", or someone like this guy saying "Non scarfed women should be raped". It's sick and disappointing but it doesn't reflect on the whole religion nor should it.

"I wanna get off but I don't feel like masturbating plus I got that dead dog to worry about....say...." Probably something like that.

Its never good to hear that there is a repeat offender clause for something like this. Plus what kind of counseling do you give to a man who wants to have sex with a dead dog? I mean come on, isn't it just time to cut your losses on that guy and move on to the people who actually need the counseling?

The way things have been going this year for the Dolphins, I'm sure they'll lose something during a bye week.

I said Cards in six and I still think I'm nuts. And I'm still positive it won't happen. But as a Cubs fan, everything seems in order for it to happen. Twist that knife into our backs a little deeper.

Dallas is a corpse. They play like a team confused every week they step on the field. Their line suddenly can't block for the run or the pass, they can't throw inside the 10, TO apparently no longer can catch, and their defense just gets bombed deep and watches the opponent catch it. Least the Eagles have needed two last second field goals to beat them. And even they are swiss cheese. That whole division looks like crap right now.

To pitch in a little something something, here is IFC and TCM TCM Oct. 27 8:00 PM: White Zombie (1932) 9:15 PM: I Walked With A Zombie (1943) 10:30 PM: Walking Dead, The (1936) 11:45 PM: Creature With the Atom Brain (1955) 1:00 AM: Mysterious Doctor, The (1943) 2:00 AM: Night of the Living Dead (1968) 3:45 AM: Crazies, The (1973) Oct. 31 6:00 AM: Freaks (1932) 7:15 AM: Devil Doll, The (1936) 8:45 AM: Cat People (1942) 10:00 AM: Leopard Man, The (1943) 11:15 AM: Isle Of The Dead (1945) 12:30 PM: Bedlam (1946) 2:00 PM: Doctor X (1932) 3:30 PM: Mystery Of The Wax Museum, The (1933) 5:00 PM: Mad Love (1935) 6:30 PM: Beast With Five Fingers, The (1946) 8:00 PM: Masque Of The Red Death, The (1964) 9:45 PM: House Of Usher (1960) 11:15 PM: Abominable Dr. Phibes, The (1971) 1:00 AM: Diary of a Madman (1963) 2:45 AM: Village Of The Damned (1960) 4:15 AM: Children Of The Damned (1964) TCM going with the Romero/Price line-up, just a shame they are on so incredibly late on the 27th Now then, IFC doesn't have much to show for this Halloween. Oct 30 9pm: The Ninth Gate 11:15 pm: House of 1000 Corpses 1am: The Ninth Gate 3:15am: House of 1000 Corpses 4:45 am: May Oct 31 3:40 pm: The Eye 9:00 pm: Haxan I am EXTREMELY disappointed with IFC as they had been doing some pretty solid Halloweens but this is beyond pathetic. Not a damn bit of horror in that bunch. This channel showed Argento and Mario Bava, now its down to...what exactly? Hell, one year they showed Wes Craven movies and even some Sam Raimi. This year its just a joke.

A message and poor competition. The Prestige is a great movie, but it's not getting one of the best nods spot. Michael Caine might grab a nod for Supporting Actor but thats all I see it getting. Maybe Best Director for Nolan but even thats a reach.

But the World already KNEW we suck in a war based around politics and when we are a peace keeper force. America is at its best when we are "go in, dominate your ass, toss a couple of bucks on the nightstand and leave" approach to war. Iraq doesn't really prove anything other than what we all already knew. We absolutely suck as a police force.

To, me this is concrete enough evidence. But, alas, what will happen? The cardinals win on a technicality? Assuming they investigate into this (which they won't) What punishment would be suitable? Suspend him for the World Series seems too excessive. But what will happen is nothing until after the series and they'll probably suspend him 5 games, about a start next season. Just suspend him for a few games next year and move on. Its already done with. The guy is pitching like a man posessed.

Wait, this isn't what happened? Would have been a better ending too. I had no doubts OJ did it, but I didn't believe for a second that the prosecution made a solid case. Their evidence was flimsy at best, their witnesses were some of the biggest laughers on the planet, and the officer they put on the stand was a walking nightmare and could have made it so Charles Manson got off. The city spent like 12 million and did a piss poor job with the case.

Did you not notice the discussion of why Peyton's seemingly never hurt? He forces teams to actually play defense and forget about pressuring him thanks to that stout O-line. I make this observation every season, but I don't think anyone here likes for people to be successful. So Michael Vick had a good game. Suck it up and ignore football coverage if it bugs you that goddamn much. You make no sense. I must have imagined all those times the Patriots were pressuring Peyton into making bad throws and all. And that little Steelers team. Pressuring Manning is the only way to beat him. Anytime a team tries to play drop back and cover, they get shredded by the Colts. You either get to Peyton and force him to throw before he wants to throw, or he picks you apart.

Season isn't even part of the way over and the Cardinals have already given up on things. Hope Denny is packing his bags cause he just signed his death warrant in Arizona with the loss today.

You know, it is entirely possible the Texans are just getting better. Its not like they have lost to a bunch of cupcake teams this year. Those first six games of the season were pretty damn brutal for them and to come out of that 2-4 is a pretty good accomplishment. Secondary seems to be slowly improving and they got Wong back in the linebacker core which is already looking pretty damn good. Add in the development of Mario and they are coming along nicely in most areas on defense. They have five or six very winnable games left on their schedule. Two against the Titans, one against the Bills, Oakland, and Cleveland. And while highly unlikely, beating the Jets isn't completely out of their reach and its not completely nuts to think they could sweep out the Jags. The Colts, Giants and Patriots will more than likely murder them though.

62 YARDS! GOD DAMN! Matt Bryant downs the Eagles.

Cause she wasn't trying to kill herself, she was trying to guilty the other girl into having sex with her. Damn crazy text messaging lesbians with their cars and their video games.

Screw Halo, this is the REAL news. YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE MAGIC!

Hard to be excited when everyone told you that you were going to win the World Series in a walk and suddenly you are down 5-1 with runners on second and third. Maybe the city has given up on game 1 already? Error by Inge, two runs score, 7-1 Cards with a runner on second. This is getting bad now.