Slayer

This might be one of the greatest statements I've ever seen

Packers and Vikings fans can unite this weekend against the Bears so, for one weekend, snuffbox is not a cunt

They also need to show Mora's classic rants from his time there (as noted in the NFL Discussion thread)

Get ready for historic shots of paper-bag masks

Hey, there's still a chance for Joe Suck to break out the Bartman footage during the next Bears game

Fun Fact: The Patriots are undefeated in the AFC title game (5-0). Fun Fact #2: The Patriots won three of those AFC title games (including two this decade) on the road.

"In my opinion, that sucked" came from the same press conference as "Playoffs?!" The classic lost rant would be his "coulda, woulda, shoulda" rant after losing to the 49ers (incidentally, the same team that beat him before the "Playoffs?!" speech) in '87... damn, it's hard to believe Mora was in NO for a decade

Budweiser would've been too obvious, wouldn't it

"Which Rex Grossman will show up next?!" There's your story... a lot more interesting than last year's Bears

Revenge of the Shuffle

Interesting fact: This is the second consecutive season, and third in four years, where two road teams won on division weekend. Before '03, you'd have to go back to '95, and then before that, '87 Incidentally, '87 was also the last time that the top two seeds of a conference lost on division weekend

Let's not forget his brief tenure in Denver

Manning won't do shit next week... if the Colts win, it'll because of (go fucking figure) Vinny

The real answer is "Hasselbald"

Warrior?

You keep that Celsius shit to yourself

Well I can feel a lot better about rooting against the Seawhats? now Even though tomorrow's game is really a lose-lose for me

AARON BROOKS LIVES!

I'll punt pass and kick one right into those girls' end zones!

I can't root for the Bears on principle, but I can't take a second straight year of the Seawhos? in the NFC title game, so I'm in a conundrum

It only took four-and-a-half hours

"A Day Without Touchdowns"

1988

You can leech off the Chicago market

Kinda like last year's St Louis Cardinals