Slayer

Like anyone would pay for Carnival

Check and mate

Those were present tense, dammit

I was looking forward to discussion about the New York Rapes

My entry has alfdogg

Just wait until those ice caps melt and the moon's orbit shifts... you'll be sorry!

I never tire of Steiner's "Superman!" spot

That boat sailed years ago. You only hallucinated that boat sailing years ago

"You'll do"

Then don't bother hyping their middle-of-the-road lifestyle music here, you stupid fuck. Have some discretion for once so that I don't have to play along with your dumbshit "well I knew you'd do this" or "well I knew you'd say that" song and dance. Don't pursue a career in advertising, by the way. "Check out this hawt new band with overproduced rudimentary piano lines and a pretentious overwrought video!" "no" "Well I knew you'd say no. This was just me time." "Oh, he's going for that 'I knew you'd say that' market... That's a good market"

Is Grossman no longer a fag?

The system works!

Mole's really (engaging in forceful and nonconsensual intercourse)ing the posters on this one

*gets caught in an infinite loop*

Then you fucked up your lines and had to replay the relationship all over again

Jon

Try not to spread smallpox while you're down there

The Lightning Flik Skeleton Key

She sure knows how to fill out a gurney

Tark is the greatest Viking of all time Carter is a close second. Moss is a tough call. Yeah he put up legendary numbers during his seven seasons in MN, but he's really crapped out now. Tarkenton was a great player and everything, but playoff misery and spending five of his prime seasons as a Giant put him below Carter. Playoff misery? He did help lead the team to three Super Bowls, and when he retired he held all the major QB records (TDs, yards, completions). Plus he was the original running QB. I can't really argue with the Giants issue, but we can thank Norm Van Brocklin for shipping him off right before he got fired. Thankfully Grant had the sense to bring him back. He's the second-best Viking? Marshall did have the Iron Man record, but Alan Page was the best of the PPE. Do you enjoy kicking puppies in your spare time, Leo? BTW, the Vikings did win the last NFL Championship in '69 (the same NFL championship which GB had 9 of before the SB-era)... unfortunately that was forgotten thanks to losing in the SB to the friggin Chiefs, but they're not totally devoid of a title.

Cowboys fans can now look forward to that blank dumbfound look on his face, like the one he sported when Montana drove up the field at Mile High in his final season, or the one when his team got fooled by a lateral (or was that a FORWARD PASS?)

Good to see she outlived her nonagenarian husband by eleven years

Wayne Williams: The Next Generation

Tark is the greatest Viking of all time Carter is a close second. Moss is a tough call. Yeah he put up legendary numbers during his seven seasons in MN, but he's really crapped out now.

"All Indiana women packaged by weight, not by volume"