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This would actually make sense if Weird Al relied on nothing but toilet humor and dick jokes. Even then, this "Weird Al is teen music" sentiment you and Edwin put forth doesn't make any sense

See, it's enticing because the V simulates oral sex on another female

It wasn't a dumb song, just a dumb execution You could make a good country/rap crossover if you take the best elements of rap (the beat and good lyrics, which disqualifies Nelly) and country (storytelling, not to say rap doesn't do that as well though). Instead their song took the worst elements of rap (primarily repetition ad nauseum) and the only "country" thing about it was the acoustic guitar I too would add my vote for "My Humps", especially considering the woman singing it has no humps (or any figure) at all

Green Bay's 1996 Super Bowl title. Hah Maybe I can get back month I lost to pneumonia while they're at it

Yeah, that must be fun having your bday fall right in the middle of the preseason

Good ol' bros

On top of EMHE's point, he ran (for lack of a better metaphor) away from Ray Lewis like a little bitch, when he found out he was being sent to Baltimore While some might say that's a smart move, it really doesn't paint a tough picture of him.

Camp Chaos did a pretty good parody (with video) of that back in '01 or so with "Sue All the World" One of my favorite parts was how they had Dr. Dre next to a rapping Eminem, and Eminem would keep pausing while Dre fed him his lines

For all the shit he seems to put people through, why hasn't someone just caved TO's face in already, especially since his attitude just screams "bitch" as far as fighting is concerned

Still the best comic strip ever

Not really. Czech said it best that it's rather pointless to contrive hostility among ourselves when we have authentic hostilies with the mods and a certain poster whose name I won't say (rhymes with "mildmegasus"). Plus I think we all got a lot of hostility out of our system earlier this year during the TSM Tourney and the whole "Leena v. the World" bit

I've been a fan of Weird Al for years, but a problem I'm finding as I've gotten older is, for the most part, I have no clue about the original songs he's parodying anymore (ex: this one)

What is: Britney's new weight.

We can always count on Spiff sometimes

Feliz Cumpleano

See, this footage (especially the replay) ctually shows what's going on there... much better than that slow-motion-from-the-front footage of the play that NFLF likes to show

Concentrated dork-essence

What?

Hah, heat

WP is a good serious poster and justifies his presence on this board [/shitheadmods]

Plus, there are numerous concerns about having a pro sports team(s) right in the middle of gambling mecca

You ever seen a Dick Vermeil press conference?

As well he should

Someone spilled water on OH's account

I run the forum game