Slayer

I have nearly every ep on tape and have been working on converting them from VHS to DVD. What few eps I didn't have on tape, I got from torrents.

Just outside of Bankywood

James Hetfield says it a lot

*erases last post from existence* What the hell... *erases all MrRant posts from existence*

That man wasn't even supposed to be in the jaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiil

Come on Chicago, go ahead and lose out so Minnesota can represent the black-and-blue in the playoffs

For example, Leena has a large scrotum

"I challenge the cliquish superiority of the regular posters by asserting my own cliquish superiority as a poster!"

Don't blame us, he's the one that sucks. Thanks bigolbolton

Newb: "Hi, I'm new" "You suck." "I hate you and everything you believe in." Newb: "But all I said was 'hi'..." "You suck."

Chave will lead us back to the Final Fantasy promised land

According to the Satellite News, BBI and Rhino's rights to Beginning of the End have expired, so retailers have been told to cease selling it.

I know for sure it happened in Atomic Brain, after a host segment where Tom and Crow made fun of his chin puppetry Another funny entrance was in Time Chasers when Eddie (alternate universe Mike) carries Tom in by his neck

Chicken... corn... green peppers... chili... ... Onions...

oxymoron

How the hell did you get targeted then?

You'd still misspell your answers

I don't think CC has EVER been in one of those chats. I can attest to the fact that she's never been in any of our chats.

Maybe, but go back to, say, the 60's-70's and look at wrestlers like Dick the Bruiser, Crusher, Harley Race, etc. They didn't have rocked up bodies, or even lean muscle bodies, but there was something about them that you knew you shouldn't fuck with them.

Who was off-camera interviewing Joe Pa? Herbstreit? Now, I'm a Michigan fan, but I have to be fair to Joe Pa. He has two national titles (really should have three, that's an argument for another time), which is one more than Carr and (unfortunately) two more than Bo ever won. Also, he hasn't fared much better against that bastard Tressel either (2-3). PSU is a conference rival, but I don't have the extreme dislike for them that I do OSU, and I will be rooting for them in the Orange Bowl because I hate Free Shoes U even more.

Sure, it was a decade ago, but it was pretty much the same back then too.

"Macho Man" Kenny Rogers

I have never once seen a classic NFL game shown as it was broadcast (by contrast, consider numerous college football broadcasts re-aired on ESPNC), even in a mildly edited form. It's always the uber-dramatic NFL films version. To build upon my "they can take games that I remember watching and make them totally unrecognizable" quote, I'll cite the Rams-Pats Super Bowl. I can stil remember the original Fox broadcast showing a far-back view right down the uprights as Vinaiteri kicked the winning FG. A couple years later when I saw the NFLF 1/2 hour version of the game, they only show the kick from the field point of view, and then we watch the ball take five minutes to clear the uprights. It adds nothing to my memory of the game and IMO does not preserve the feel of the game at all. Imagine if other leagues did this with their highlights. Imagine classic sports moments like Gibby's home-run or Michael Jordan's game-winning shots shown in NFLF style rather than the original broadcasts that we still see today. To quote Jim Mora Sr.: "In my opinion, that sucks"

no thread indeed

Fuck NFL Films and specifically fuck the Sabol family. When I want to see the classic NFL games, I want to see them as they appeared live, not chopped down into a half-hour with dramatic slow-motion on-the-field shots and overly dramatic narration. They can take games that I remember watching and make them totally unrecognizable.