Slayer

The White Sox are baseball's equivalent of The Other Sister

The real problem with pregnancy is that it produces kids

Yeah but the difference is now nobody expects much from the Braves at this point given their loss of talent, and the fact they keep making the playoffs at this point is just a testament to good managing Meanwhile the Cardinals have made the playoffs for all but one year this decade and are highly touted in the media as the team of the NL, but then go nowhere in the postseason, especially the last couple years where they've had 100+ wins and then lose to wild-card teams in the playoffs New Braves indeed.

I bet VX has washed his share of balls

Forgot about this: Yup

Who's Frank Thomas?

Oakland/New York from 2001, I'm thinking. Either that or the Subway Series. Oops, I meant just World Series, which I'm guessing would still be the Subway Series

What was your least favorite series in your lifetime (excluding the Phillies losing to Baltimore and Toronto)?

I'm guessing Al wasn't a fan of the Yankees-Braves serieses

Bring back Minnie Miñoso

Up yours, Whitey McCracker

Have you seen me in the wrestling folders?

Scenes From a Memory is Dream Theater's worst album, not their best. Most of the CD is sappy songs about "I was once a young woman and I got shot, oh noes..." As for the best album, I'm tempted to say Iced Earth's Glorious Burden just to spite all the people who mock "that thirty minute Civil War song", but I'll just go with my tried and true favorite CD, namely Draconian Times by Paradise Lost

Fuck that Slayer-hater Wonder what he did to get the boot though..

I'm fine with demolishing the current Vikings and starting anew

*disappears*

That one got a good laugh from me

Seconded Plus, like I said before, wtf kind of name is "stah-see"? Granted, that's more on her old man than her, but still

When did Tyler become a cigar-chomping beer-swilling John America?

Yeah, the ozone's not gonna do much against a supernova

Actually, even if Chicago loses next week, they'll be in first since they're king of the shitpile (2-0 in division) EDIT: Oops, forgot Detroit has the same record... but Chicago would win a tiebreaker at this point

Black Lushus is blacker than you

That's the spirit!

Nice knowin' you, Leo