Slayer

KOAB would be the catcher

My revenge was not being around anymore to do the work no one else did

Surprise!

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places, lookin' for love...

Sideburnious flies enough under the radar that he is spared

Too high

-get indignant when someone says something that is a perceived slight towards your team of choice. Porter's got that one down already

Apparently Porter was banished to the minor leagues, since he (rather quickly) went from trying to mock me to mocking Dama

Some forms are best left alone

Johnny Cash was a badass. You, on the other hand, are an idiot savant. Or just an idiot.. Congratulations, David, It's so cute* when you try to flame with nonsensical statements *Not really cute

How do we know which one is the real Matt?

^ Walkin' the line

Saw the Reds win in '90 and the Red Sox win last year, so I should be content in baseball, I guess

I liked this story the first time they told it... last year

"The White Sox win their first World Series in 88 years!" *cricket.... tumbleweed...*

The Astros hitting coach. Zing

Neo-Comiskey is on fire We don't need no water...

2 on base with 1 out End result: Nothing Surprise: None

Just end it and call it a mercy killing

Don't forget Incandenza

Butterfingers!

It's the most boring exciting World Series ever

That's not doing a good job of emulating me