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Tampa with a TD, PAT good, tied 7-7 with the Vikings Of course the TD could have been prevented had the CB caught an easily interceptable pass earlier

Doink! (off Lary Johnson's helmet)

Don't rip him, or else he'll smoke another bowl

Pennington with a fumble and KC picks up. Guess not...

I thought the Jets were supposed to be one of the top teams this year

Daunte Culpepper already has two turnovers in the first quarter (INt + fumble), but at least the defense looks better, as former Packer Darren Sharper returns a Griese INT some 80 yards for a TD

I don't believe that

Congratulations Matt, you've officially managed to supplant Mole as TSM's biggest tool.

Banky only loves you when he's playing

*during one of the slow stretches of the monkey story* Tom: "The grandson must be pretty bored at this point." Crow (as Borgnine): "'He puttered around the house and got himself a cold drink.'"

"My sperm is top notch; it's all her fault"

I hate both teams with a passion, but fuck is it a good game

I have no reason to like her... but she did look better with dark hair I'm biased against blondes

Stupid internet... *pounds monitor* BE MORE FUNNY!

I installed iTunes 5.0 and when I was done my firewall asked me if I wanted some service called Bonjour to access the internet. It would seem iTunes 5.0 installs this program without asking. Thought I should let everyone know. Research it for yourself, but anything that is installed without my permission and then attempts to subtlely access the interweb is not a good thing EDIT: Okay, it's not entirely without asking, as it does appear in the "About iTunes" section (one of those multi page things that most people typically skip during install) when you install, but I still don't like the existence of this program on my computer, especially given the inability to uninstall it

Damn people be changing their logins and confusing me

When/how did they lampoon UPN and the FCC?

Worst as in most vicious? Which would be the MT incident, as said Or worst as in worst attempt to blade? I'm imagining this to be a less than subtle blading, or a guy that's trying to blade but just can't break the skin (this would be pretty funny)

I was trying to be ironic in a different way, dammit

"Coke brought down Nazi Germany"

"Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? You, the redhead in the Chicago school system?" "Pepsi?" "...partial credit"

NJPW has really good taste in music. I know they've had Royal Hunt compose several themes for them in the past

Culpepper: 2-2 in playoffs Vick: 2-2 in playoffs Culpepper: 1 NFC championship in which he got shut down Vick: 1 NFC championship in which he got shut down The only difference is Culpepper's been around for two more years, but otherwise their playoff resumés are the same

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