They have one, but I heard it requires some more paperwork and somebody has to call the states or something.
Damn states getting in the way of total federal control...
*Dr Tom attempting to compare two IPs*
"*looks at one IP* O... Oh... one...
*looks at other IP* U... uh... one...
That's good enough for me, they have to be the same guy!"
Which the Congress would overturn based on this law. Then we get an Abbott and Costello routine:
SCOTUS: This law is unconstitutional.
Congress: Well we overturn that decision.
SCOTUS: But its unconstitutional.
Congress: Right, but with this law we just declared your decision to make this unconstiutional to be oveturned.
SCOTUS: Correct, but your decleration that our decision to make this unconstitional is oveturned is unconstiutional.
And so on.
Congress: I don't know
Both: Executive branch!
I suppose it's at least comforting that the old gimmicks aren't retroactively banned. Maybe then we can see a resurgence of the likes of ABOBO, This Thread is Ghey, Sigmund Freud, JudasSault, Kinetic and Polkaroo.