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Youth N Asia Allright guy from what I've seen. We talked a fair bit when I first came here but apparently things have tapered off. Has documented obsession with Alyson Hannigan. Rating: 6 Nice Guy Adam (fka: Chosun One) TSM's own Tasmanian Devil. Nice kid, but an extreme procrastinator (change your avatar already). Rating: 6.5 T®ITEC I don't know you, but you're a female on a wrestling board, so I suppose that's good for some bonus points ...on the other hand, you hang out with DFA, so you lose those bonus points ...actually if you can tolerate being around DFA, you should get those points back again Rating:4.5 FrozenBlockofPiss As documented earlier, my favorite username here. Another Minnesotan kin and a hell of a guy, always a good conversation on AIM. Rating: 9

Banky v. TSA has become my current favorite board feud Keep up the good work

90% of the "news" isn't newsworthy

That's a new concept? I thought those have been around for awhile Hell I haven't seen so many in recent years compared to old, maybe because people finally realized that commercial makers aren't going to air the negative comments. "Yeah that movie totally sucked my left testicle, man!"

Do you CE elitists just have this bank of "fluff" pics you like to pull from when someone posts a non-political thread? "Uh oh, somebody done posted a non-politics thread in CE, better show them who's boss with a fluff pic... yeah, baby"

That I've seen in my lifetime? Last year's Tigers, hands down Also: '98 Marlins and '88 Orioles

The Big Red Machine If they didn't let "old man" Frank Robinson go, they'd have had more than two WS championships in the 70's The 1976 Reds are the only team of the post-LCS era to go undefeated in the playoffs.

You are if you keep quoting posts that you come directly after. Never

There's other kinds? Then you should just change your name to "The Maiden Maniac" if you're not going to do justice to the wide breadth of metal out there

HOW DARE YOU TURN MY THREAD INTO A HOUSE OF GHEY ...now, back to ratings The Czech Republic Another handle on my list of favorite TSM handles. Nice kid, although he hasn't been bringing the CONTENT~! as of late, but I forgive him. Rating: 7 Bottled Black (fka: Munky) The only identifiable trait I knew about you before was naming yourself after a guitarist in one of my least favorite bands ever. Changing your name bumped you up a couple points. Rating: 5 Agent of Oblivion Another guy who reminds me of myself: A long-haired Midwestern metalhead (albeit he sticks mostly with death metal while I listen to bands from all my defined eight sub-genres of metal) with a fairly dry sense of humor. Rating:7

Who's your Euronymous?

Where's Poochie?

I already rated you, bitch Or are you looking to start more thread violence

Suck my dick, bitch. Don't make me sick Banky on you

Deranged Hermit Fellow Simpsons/FG quote machine, and can come up with his own funny quips as well. Reminds me of a younger me. Rating: 7.5 Kingofthe909 No two ways about it, you suck. I'm not wasting a rating on you. Rating: In the toilet Banky overvalues himself and wonders why he doesn't sell on the market Banky (aka: The Poster of a 1000 Names) An asshole in every sense of the word, but what can I say, as I have my asshole tendencies as well. We're probably more alike than either would care to admit. Does manage to keep things interesting, admittedly. Rating: 4

*appears on TV decrying Ripperland as "The Great Satan" ...also refuses to give up the women*

*steals Ripper's bootylicious women*

*steals Ripper's TV*

If they want a rating, they have to represent. I'm not doing more work here than I have to You also get a new bootylicious woman each week I blame inflation

Back to business Dynamite Kido and OldSchoolWrestling I don't really know either one of you guys, so I'll just add your ratings together Rating: 3.14159 FrigidSoul One of my closest friends, period. Very funny guy who got me into the Boston Sports world. Things haven't always been perfect (between us or around us), and I know he ain't popular with a lot of folk, but still, he's my friend. Rating: 9.5

*cue audience ooh-ing* "Dammit Ripper, now we have to clean this mess up before the Prime Minister arrives..." *canned laughter* *ten minutes and seven pratfalls later* "Oh Ripper, you're so jive" *they share hug while audience goes "awwww" cue sitcom theme*

Look at a mirror

I would've said change it to "I Have a Homoerotic Obsession with Miguel Cabrerra", but I think that's exceeding the name limit

Kotzenjunge (aka: Spoon) Goods: One of the first guys I took to on this board, and the first I talked to on AIM. Nice guy, and always provides some interesting conversation. Bads: Likes the Packers. Occasionally moody. Likes the Packers. Has unhealthy obsession with big-lipped Aussie pop stars. Likes the Packers. Rating: 8 JSYK Before his name compression, had one of my fav usernames here. Surprised he's still alive after the crazy stunts he puts himself through (see: EXTREME FIREBALL~!) Rating: 6 IDrinkRatsMilk Weird mo-fo, but admirable nonetheless. Never really had direct contact with him even in here, but makes me laugh every now and then. Rating: 4.5 JAxlMorrison Big fan of GNR, which is allright by me. Occasionally witty. Before this thread, I'd have given him a 5, but his sweet sweet pic bumps his score by 2 points Rating: 6.5 Ripper We didn't get off to the best start (see:GHETTOPOLY), but we overcame these differences to star in our own sitcom about a white guy and a black guy who live together in the same apartment. Wackiness ensues *cue theme* Also gets bonus points for bootylicious sigs Rating: 8 Spaceman Spiff Name is a clear tribute to the greatest multi-panel comic ever (surpassed only by the single-framed Far Side). Has made nice quips in response to my posts, and the sig is one of my all time favs here at TSM. Rating: 5 Redbaron51 He likes metal, which is good. He tried sucking up to me though... which is also good. Rating: 4 Dids 'nuff said Rating: Too pimp for a rating

I thought the whole "tough chick" thing was over the top