Slayer

Bah, forget her, I'll take the woman in the knee-high boots (having never seen 24 though, I do not know the actress' name)

"Posts: 999" No, you haven't. (posts in HD don't count- which makes it a shitty place to make your 1000th post). Screwed by a technicality. How shameful. Thanks to a Dusty-finish, Jack's title of 1000 posts is revoked

Light cannot escape from this thread

For me, it isn't about not wanting an older era player to be the best ever, it's that I lack any direct witness to said player. I've watched Bonds play as one of the best ever; all I have to run with for, say, Babe Ruth are his stats (which are good) and lore (which is inflated)

Nash using Maddog Vachon's prosthetic leg against Michaels at that IYH in '96

The "no second chance" rule was there before Sakura. I remember because it was brought up during the arguing over her reinstatement. The rule that was created from the incident was the "no wishing death on people" rule, a rather silly and asinine rule that is still fairly unclear to this day

To be fair though, the main men (Dames and DocTom) can overturn a banning if they felt it was unwarranted (ex: Malibu banning FS), and apparently Dames felt Sakura was unfairly banned, though it was still one big messy situation As for Banky, I don't know what he did to get banned the first time around, so I don't know the severity or lack thereof that would make Dames allow him to come back after "fixing" the board

I dunno about that. I've seen some real tools in there. WHOOSH ...being waved around constantly for size comparison. Seriously, the 85 percent of that folder that focuses on politics is just one big cock fight. WHOOSH II: Son of WHOOSH For the record, I made this point a couple weeks ago, but none of the CE kiddies could be bothered to respond apparently

2007, just in time

The thread title referred to mainstream comedians

You act like you've never sat on a pair of lips before

Slayer: "Did you check the AC? I told you to check the AC!" Ripper Colburn: "I had the AC checked... dunno why though, you never let me turn it on" Slayer: "Shuddap, bitch!"

whoa Something tells me Agent is behind this

Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop... And when you've finished that, drive me to the Waldorf-Astoria, stat

Oxymoron

If irony was a bad joke, Ripper would be telling it RIGHT NOW

Yes I hear if a girl tries to get in the car, the alarm goes off and she gets ejected </cheapshot>

TSM's own Tasmanian Devil

Ripper is still a no-good dirty naysayer-ist

Word

Take heed

He's trying to steal Brujo's zero-post gimmick now

Apparently it's official now (heard it on radio, haven't seen it online yet) TO goes to Philly, Ravens get two draft picks, dunno if SF gets anything Add me to the list of people who really wanted to see Lewis burst TO's ego, but alas it looks like that isn't going to happen now

*elevates this thread with his GREATNESS*

Marks: "They changed Undertaker! He's better than ever!" Smarks: "But he still embodies all the awful wrestling and no-selling he did before!" Marks: "...but, he's got a new hat!" *marks rush towards Undertaker*