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When did the Holly-Lesnar incident happen? And was it a TV event or a house show?

Depends... have you actually seen the original Star Wars (yes I know people who haven't)...? If you haven't, then it's a longer explanation.

HAHAHAHA! Hilarious. You should be doing standup. Have George Carlin open up for you, because you're clearly way above his level. Seriously, keep it up. Just wait until my sides stop hurting from all this laughing. Carlin? That talentless hack? I demand Carrottop.

The even lazier way is, if you have a mousewheel, to hold the Ctrl button down and roll the wheel backwards (away from you)

Time to show my film ignorance... There were other versions of the Alien movies?

Is that such a bad thing? I remember when the original Batman took literally a year to come out on video. And I'm sure this is where the older people will chime in to talk about how long they had to wait for movies to come out

I thought that's exactly what would work...

"Welcome to McAmerica, can we take your order?"

I thought the 619 was a setup and not a finisher (WCP being his real finisher) Unless things have changed since I last watched SD

See also: Vanessa Bryant

It does look like a beer logo, hmmm... Dammit, if I wanted deeper meanings to my sports jerseys, I'd have Shakespeare quotes written on them

Can I get an answer to my question above, please?

"Sir, the base of that body paint is oil, it needs to go to a proper recycling facility... same goes for the battery in your vibrator." "It's not a vibrator! It's a... <reads box> 'Massaging Wand'..."

Apparently Beyonce's religion still allows for lots of booty shakin'

Das ezactly da right answer. Hey look, it's the Fonz! I doan soun'z like dat. What's that noise you make when you pose like your avatar? Yeah, that's it Hey Fonzie... what was it like hosting that conservative talk show for a brief time? And... what about coaching that amazing waterboy on the field? And what about living with the claps and herpes twice over? Wait a second... I saw you get stabbed with scissors! Shouldn't you be dead?

When I was a freshman on the HS wrestling team, the worst thing that happened to me was getting hogtied. I thought it sucked, but compared to this, it sure don't seem bad now. Teenagers sure suck when it comes to creativity though... This is about the tenth case I've heard in the last three years or so involving random-object sodomy. I guess sodomy really is the in-thing. Bend over.

Finished it. Great hour of wrestling. Two questions: First, when was this? and Spoiler (Highlight to Read): What's happened to Sabin in the time since then?

Halfway done Spoiler (Highlight to Read): The Juvy-Hart match owned, curious to see how the rest turns out I've never seen TNA. What's the deal with the Juvy's elbow?

D/ling now, will comment after viewing Thanks DH

OMG it iz so unfar he makes money to swing a bat!@! Seriously, fuck the lawyers.

<cartoon Cheat and SB watching cartoon on Mac> "Hey the Cheat this is the greatest cartoon ever... here, have a trophy." <cut to real Cheat and SB watching previous cartoon on Mac> "Hey I didn't actually do that! ....did I?" Side note, one of my personal favorites is the 1930's version of the cartoon "Dear Sir Strong Bad. Stop How do you operate the telegraph whilst wearing gentleman's sports gloves? Stop"

I hope SPAM makes your intestines die But you still live

Easy, look for the one with the skull and... Aww crap

Maybe TSM will get an offseason of it's own... ...<looks around>

Try four pages ago