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Indeed he did. He set up the July 22nd Mask Vs. Hair bout in Hellertown, PA between Jigsaw and Icarus.

One single (sloppy) RKO pinned Undertaker in the second biggest PPV of last year. Undertaker is slightly more powerful than Kane. So no reason why tonight's sloppy RKO couldn't pin Kane. Plus, no one really remembers Kane or Orton matches, so putting them both together was genius.

It'll be a DQ. Nitro did the same thing, giving away Sting/Hogan in the first couple weeks, and it sure as hell didn't hurt the buyrates for their future encounters. Not that either of these two are Sting or Hogan. Edit: Wait, New ECW is EXTRREEEEEMMMMEEEEE, no DQs, right? (Even though Original ECW has had DQs...). Perhaps Angle goes over dirty.

For weeks, Imposter Kane has easily kicked Kane's ass, embarassing him on Raw, and pinning him clean at the Vengeance PPV. So Kane fought Randy Orton on Raw tonight. During the bout, Imposter Kane came out and tried to attack Kane. This time, Kane easily kicked his ass. He dominated him. _________________________ Intelligent Theory: The masked Imposter Kane that came out during the Kane/Orton match is the Kane that has been wrestling on WWE TV since he was unmasked by Triple H. The Imposter Kane that got his ass kicked tonight was the Kane that LOST last night on the PPV. _________________________ Clues: A) Jim Ross, as Kane was kicking the so-called "Imposter Kane"'s ass, mentioned, "Where was this last night?" Meaning how could Kane so suddenly be able to dominate Imposter Kane like this. B) When Imposter Kane was unmasked, he immediately covered up his face and ran. C) Imposter Kane has the same shaved head look as the so-called Kane. D) Kane, after removing the mask, stated "I think this belonds to me." Since when has the unmasked Kane ever cared for his mask? If ANYTHING, he should want to stay away from it, since it's been tormenting him. __________________________ Thus: Kane and Imposter Kane are twin brothers. But that's not a big enough secret to torment Kane, right? So... Thus: Imposter Kane is the real Kane who debuted for the WWF. He's been taunting Kane, the FAKE Kane, about "they're all going to know!" Kane claims he knows who he is and you'd "never understand". Now the real Kane, who beat the unmasked Kane at Vengeance, wants his spot back. He beat Kane at the PPV, and then wrestled Orton, unmasked tonight. The fans would never know, as they're twins with identical movesets. The unmasked Kane that we all know was FORCED to come out in the Kane outfit and especially the mask, because not doing so would reveal the secret, that he had a twin brother, and Kane has been very reluctant to talk about this issue. That's why tonight's unmasked Kane (the real Kane, wrestling for the first time unmasked) was so easily able to kick the fake Kane (the one we USUALLY see unmasked) around so easily "for the first time". In reality, he had just beat him up for the 4th time out of 4. __________ The Kane Klone Saga. Coming to SUMMERSLAM '06.

"What will happen when the two most popular Extremists square off for the first time in an ECW ring?" Ask the Saturday Night New Alhambra Arena crowd.

It's his official logo. A hitman kills people. The skull was tattered. Dead people leave skulls behind.

"Only if he bursts through a wall and goes "OH YEAH!". Otherwise it's just silly." Already done this weekend in a much more entertaining place.

Why is my post BS? Umaga has done nothing but work squashes and do the same three moves. Anyone that likes his Samoa Joe-Lite act just...c'mon. JBL *does* repeat himself. I thought so, and then even Meltzer commented on it. Wow, 2 for 2 there. ECW does suck. It's ridiculous gimmicks, WWE-esque look, and fan backlash at "their" own home arena showed this. Chris Benoit needs to retire. Because he's done everything he needed to do. Hell, he even took time off because I think he's bored and doesn't want to risk injury now that his journey is through. Booker T needs to retire. Lots of people agree with this. He's funny, sure, but a shell of himself, and has never had a great WWE match. I think we'll see it by mid-2007, once the Smackdown! (if the show is around) show gets healthy. William Regal & Finlay need to retire. They have a unique style and can still go, but they're old and not quite the look a WWE needs if they're going to get popular again. Bobby Lashley needs to stop doing the spear. Edge does it, for one. And secondly, all the "Goldberg" comparisons (somewhat unfair, IMO) will continue when he blatantly uses a finisher already established by 2 top guys in their respective companies. Randy Orton is a horrible worker and terrible interview. Look for evidence of this elsewhere in this folder. Triple H is a great worker. Worked great bouts with Cena, a good Rumble effort, a shockingly awesome 3-way with Cena and Edge, and has been the best part of the DX reunion thus far. John Cena, despite still being very corny, has become a red-hot worker during March-June 2006. See: his adaptation to the fans in ONS, his Raw match with RVD, Backlash 3-way, WM main event. He rises to the occassion in 06. Actually WATCH the matches. Rob Van Dam's "big title win" was one of the worst botches I've ever seen. Come on, no one, from the Hammerstein fans, to the Raw smarks, thought the win would stand, thus they kinda went "meh". It shoulda been a big thing, in retrospect. So tell me, how my opinions are wrong? Maybe you can post more than a sentence, geniuses.

"Melina is a dog" Post a picture of a woman you've had that is prettier.

I guess Edge/RVD/Cena at SummerSlam. Cena pins Edge to win title, ECW disputes it.

Oh for fuck's sake.

BYE RVD

Rick Steiner-esque powerslam for 2.

No, it was led by Stevie Ray.

5KS...FU, RVD escapes. Stepover spin-wheel kick.

Warrior moveset!!!! Protoplex.

RVD is getting boo'd because he's the lead dog of a group worse than the NWO B-Team led by Stevie Ray.

RVD/Sabu is much more fun as the two of them being annoyed at each other rather than some silly hatred... Of course NEW ECW IS EXTREME.

Edge shows up. Not Sabu.

You can blame that on Lillian Garcia's ineptitude as a ring announcer.

Nice we got 45 seconds of action before a commercial.

75% boos for RVD, 50% for Cena. Is anyone liked in WWE?

Let's go Cena.

Cena's gonna make him tap.

RVD coming out first. Sigh.