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Nah Borne, good job bro. I just meant for people that like to archive that stuff.

Updated for Raw is Styles.

BorneAgain's transcript isn't word for word...Joey said "semen" twice. :::dick mode:::

Which 3 SS guys worked the 6 man?

Cena will eat superkick soon, it's only a matter of time.

Great Raw.

John Cena is getting squashed by a 20-year old male cheerleader.

Will we get a "Let's Go Kenny" chant?

ECW aren't heels. They aren't doing "ECW Vs. WWE" for more than 1 or 2 shows. ECW will be a seperate entity, so they HAVE TO alienate ECW from the sports entertainment fans. Believe me, ECW will have more than enough fans.

Remember when JR "shot" on Michael Cole when JR returned with his ailments? SO GAY. "So here you are, Michael Cole. Oh, nice young guy. You're a pretty boy. You got your pretty boy hair, nice tight ass, pretty boy, oh yeah." Swear to God he said that.

Lawler's a former World Champion, why would Styles fight him?

All these cheerleader outfits are obviously hinting at the return of Katie Vick.

The new champion? KKK?

Lawler is like a blind man in the middle of the freeway.

Is Styles reading this board...

Styles. There's no submission wrestling in amateur wrestling.

Why the fuck would Carlito, who brutally attacked RVD's leg not even a year ago, and "extend his rehab over 6 months" longer...save him? And why wouldn't Van Dam kill him? I dig RVD no-selling the Master Lock, though.

Did Lawler bang Nicky's mom? That's gotta be Jerry's kid.

It makes total sense for a guy with a title shot to accept a Masterlock Challenge.

I've come to the conclusion that Masters doesn't own normal street clothes, only tights and boots. Even during the Survivor Series' Raws where he brawled with the Smackdown guys outside.

Finally, the question we've been waiting for. Will Masters remember to kick out tonight?

Yes! Smackdown in Trenton May 15th, with such main event talent as... Wait...

What did Cole say? I was at WM 15.

I like how a splash off the top constitues a "STOP THE FOOTAGE, YOU MUST BUY THE PPV!" twice if you count RVD's.

Wow the crowd's thrilled.