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It got him a 10 min US title match.

I'm sure the millions that saw the Angle/Henry DUD of a match at Rumble will be clamoring to see it on Judgment Day, this time for no title and with an even more injured Angle, and the likelihood of Henry going over.

Mark Henry's soundtrack sounds like the "Vote or Die, MotherF****r" song from South Park.

That was such a segment booked for the homosexual demographic.

Kevin Smith was the first big-time person to review Sith weeks in advance (very positively), so I dunno where y'all get your news from. If Juggernaut does his "Juggernaut, Bitch!" line I'd mark out. And he better kick Colossus' ass.

311 in Philly and Atlantic City Ozzfest in Camden RAVEN SYMONE in Wildwood About Raven Symone. I work there and have to be there. I'm hoping her hot red-head co-star is there. I would like to take her under the boardwalk.

Uh. Utley pretty much did nothing with the bases loaded. The fans didn't care. They respect his talents and realize you can't do great things everytime. Philadelphia's a much smarter baseball town than you think. Despite a lot of knuckleheads that go overboard with their passion, as I've been guilty of sometimes.

al, I think I got the "Stump the Fans" question, sent it in like 30 seconds after.

Episode 2 is online. New funny comments by Nash. Here comes Chase Stevens to face... Hahaha.

Kane's one-day title reign fits with his gimmick, though. Tortured soul, only able to enjoy the true pinnacle of greatness for 24 hours.

Fall Brawl 1998 is easily one of the worst Pay-Per-Views ever. It's being included in the top 10.

Damnit, I really liked Henry's music, too.

Wow, what a weird weird 9th inning. Abreu comes through with a real screamer, ha, Mets lose on a 10 ft hit. :)

Road Warrior Animal was an NWA World, AWA World, WWF World, and WWE (Smackdown!) World tag champ.

"Shawn wouldn't work cuz he actually wins...like...a lot." :::references handy W-L thread::: 47 - Shawn Michaels: 4-12-3

Updated to 5-8.

ECW has had PPV events on the west coast.

Only slightly above a "sausage fest" but well below a mixer.

I got invited to go to a track party on Sunday night but declined. You may have heard in the news, a student at The College of New Jersey, John Fiocco, a BIG wrestling mark (he loved Orton) and popular kid, was recently found dead after disappearing. His blood was found in a dumpster behind the freshman dorms, and he was discovered in a landfill in PA. The party he ended up being missing from? Track party. Pass.

Cena has way too much credibility (more than anyone on Smackdown roster except Batista, Angle, and Taker, the latter two won't be touching the title) to send him to Suckdown when they've actually made him interesting again. Not necessarily popular, but an interesting champion, no doubt. Plus that would make Vince admit he made a mistake by bringing him to a live show where they couldn't pipe in chants to help his title reign or put him with boring heel challengers to keep his face run hot. And Vince rarely admits mistakes. _________ As for Raw: Gimme Maria, Spirit Squad tag title defense against Goldust and Snitsky, the first original Foley promo in years, RVD calling out Cena, a solid main event, and DX-hintage, plus one or two off the wall funny things and I'll be happy.

benn, those RVD promos weren't mine, those were ones he has actually cut.

Mashed potatoes from Cluck U.

I stayed in Sunday Night. I watched Robocop 2 and Adult Swim.

That's *just* what Punk needs - a re-hash of a feud that the ECW fanbase has probably already seen done, and Paul E booking an anti-ECW "Crusader" program that the fans already shit on last year at One Night Stand.

Easily. You have RVD mouth off about Edge the next week. Foley and his boy Edge show up. Foley challenges RVD to a match at One Night Stand. RVD says thanks, but no deal. I've already got plans for that night. But there is this guy who's 10x crazier than you that I used to team with. He'll face you. Before that announcement, RVD starts putting over Cena, respect, making Trips tap, great champion, blah blah...wants a title shot. Foley and Edge attack RVD during said promo. Cena makes save. Stare-down after. Vince books Foley/Edge Vs. Cena/RVD. Fresh main. Still got 2-3 weeks to build an already sold-out and must order PPV. The main event that is. EDIT: Meltzer reports RVD will most likely make his ONS title shot known tonight on Raw. ________ Did you really just ask me how to not have Cena play a heel at the ECW PPV? And by the way, Cena is a heel already. Not a traditional one. But a heel already nonetheless due to the "cool thing" (which is getting OLD, btw) being to boo his every move. He rips on fans that boo him, labeling them "haters", and more than 50% of the crowd despises him. While smarks may say "No no, he doesn't ACT like a heel!", in truth he does. He is being booked to be outsmarted and out-popped, and is responding to more than half the crowd in a negative fashion by denouncing them as non-loyalists. The above may be fantasy booking, but it'd be fresh, and a helluva lot more meaningful long-term then throwing fucking JBL or Rey, two non-credible champions, into a match with RVD. WWE Van Dam isn't a credible champion either, don't get me wrong. But if Van Dam is allowed to carry the company as he did ECW, as the most over wrestler and #1 babyface, everything will be fine. I've been waiting to hear Van Dam's true mic skills more some time now. Because they DO exist and they are not only good, but believable. He's amazing when in "truthful stoner who's a cocky prick" mode, something that Cena, when at his best as a heel doing "raps" was nowhere near able to touch. If they don't do Cena Vs. RVD, consider ONS2 already a dud. "And (Taz) I know, you've been watching me in the ring, and you're impressed & jealous...just like everybody else. But look at what the critics are saying, Taz. They're calling me the Best Wrestler in the Whole Fucking World. Did anybody ever say that to YOU, Taz? Anybody ever come up after one of your four-minute championship defenses and say 'TAZ! That was the best match I've ever seen!' How about 'Best Match of the Year?' Probably not. Anybody say, 'Best Match of the Night' ? No, Taz. Don't you think there's a reason that Rob Van Dam hears that shit every single night? Add this to the equation: I really want to beat your ass. I'm really looking forward to it, Taz. Survive, if I let you, Taz. Against Rob Van Dam. The Whole Fucking Show." That's a promo you build a fanbase around. Not the corny shit Cena spews. And the PPV buys will be there if they do book this. "The question isn't 'Is Rob Van Dam gonna beat Bam Bam Bigelow and win the TV Title.' No, no. The REAL question is: How is Rob Van going to carry around 2 title belts and his partner, at the same time?"