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Boogeyman and Midgets appeared for 1 minute last week. Smackdown!'s been great, with a "what's gonna happen" main event scene with new faces emerging, a developing tag division, some Booker/Benoit US Title fun, and good shit on Velocity from the cruisers. Be fair.

Doom's probably worse than House of the Dead.

I've heard from some pretty reputable movie fans that "A History of Violence" is "awful, totally oblivious to a real plot, and stupid" and also "brutal, raw, and terrific". Can someone give an honest review?

Haha, yeah I was pretty drunk when posting it. It reminded me of when a bunch of buddies and I were watching Villanova get screwed in the year's past NCAA tourney against UNC. We argued how many of us it would take to defeat 2 UNC players. Barron's still a tool who makes fun of cancer victims, though. But he's a walking parody of himself and his own TSM celebrity is one that is mocked and seen as the "stereotype" of every online poster - a nerdy weirdo. He's that little kid in school that you see get picked on, but still tries to make nice with you, and you subtlely allow him to hang around, and make posts about shows like SNL that haven't been funny since the mid-90s...but deep down you know he's everything about every internet stereotype that is ridiculed. So if there's one picture of one poster on a message board you inhabit you don't want seen by your normal friends, it's his. And with that, I bid him good riddance. I've already totally thrown him though the mud and proved I can own him in every sense of living. And since he's allowed to wish cancer on Lance Armstrong. IF Armstrong were to get cancer again, then I hope Bob Barron gets cancer. Cancer of the testicles. So that he may go to a doctor, and perhaps, if the timing is right, may finally feel the touch of a woman.

Sorry, but did YOU see No Mercy? Why say someone was trolling? It's my opinion. But when TNA's "WrestleMania" comes off having me leave the room during the main, it's bad. Bad.

In better news, rawmvp is gonna get banned.

WM had some decent matches (Taker/Orton, Money in the Bank, Angle/Michaels) and some stinkers (both title matches, Eddy/Rey) but overall wasn't "OMG AWESOME WM!" But that's WM. Even last month's poorly hyped and booked No Mercy had better ringwork and storyline execution than this mess.

Because advertising the *biggest stars in the company* would be silly.

WWE No Mercy > TNA Bound for Glory Not even the best PPV this month, whoever just berated the WWE PPVs. Although I'll admit, they have almost all been pretty weak.

Oh great, now Jarrett can regain the belt and it'll be another six months of random challengers. Then AJ can win it. Recycling is fun!

How can TNA even spin doctor this? Tenay? "We all saw an awesome night, where the BAD GUY YOU DON'T LIKE fufilled his dream and defeated THE OTHER GUY YOU DON'T LIKE..." Despite being on joke of a network Spike TV on a national scale, TNA is still run by goofy hicks. Yeehaw!

AWFUL, AWFUL.

If Jordan and Armstrong played HORSE 1000 times, Armstrong would win one of them, for sure. If Jordan and Armstrong cycled 50 miles for 1000 times, Armstrong would win every one. A Team of Lance Armstrongs would surely win at least one game out of 1000 against a Team of Babe Ruths, because baseball players have off days. A Team of Lance Armstrongs would win a 50-mile cycle race every time against a team of Barry Bonds clones, or A-Rods. _______ My point: Cycling for such long durations requires better physical shape, more athleticism, and better preparation than any other sport in the world.

This complete moron is a technology major college student with a GPA in the high 3s...which is 3 more girls than you've ever been close too, I might add. I'm just going to ignore you, pizza face.

Picked up THE WARRIORS (*amazing* game), NHL 2006, and Legends 2...good stuff.

"I have absolutely no hope for Lance Armstrong next week, so I’m crossing my fingers that he falls off his bike or gets cancer." - Bob Barron You're a fucking asshole. A friendless, ugly, fucking asshole. And if I ever saw you in the street I'd beat the shit out of you. I mean, dear Lord...a nerdly SNL reviewer is upset that perhaps the greatest athlete in sports history will be on his show? NEWS FLASH, dipshit. The TERRIBLE SHOW that you are reviewing ****asked him to host it****. Why don't you rip SNL instead of wishing cancer on someone? Completely unprofessional and pathetic. And that's coming from ME, who usually goes out of his way to make ridiculous comments.

Awesome little match, Juvy's inverted headscissors/frankensteiner out of London's attempted Alabama Slam is awesome.

Update for 10-21 Smackdown with new Color Coded Top Ten!

After an abismal Raw, I'll take 100 pts from Smackdown. 2nd place to 6th place. If I only stuck with Kane.

Rhodes/Rude is a horrible, HORRIBLE match. I can't believe its listed. Modern day, I'd compare it to a 30-minute match between Batista and Carlito ending in a draw.

When do I get my badge and membership card, I'm so excited.

So... Velocity: 1. Cruiserweight Champion Juventud pinned Paul London. 2. Christian pinned Brian Kendrick. 3. WWE Tag Champions Legion of Doom no-contest William Regal & Paul Burchill. Smackdown! 1. Booker T pinned U.S. Champion Chris Benoit to win the title. 2. Matt Hardy pinned Simon Dean. 3. Rey Mysterio defeated JBL by DQ. 4. Bobby Lashley pinned Vito. 5. Hardcore Holly pinned Sylvain. 6. Batista & Eddie over Randy and Mr. Kennnnneddddddy by DQ? Pin?

An I Quit Match or a Submission Match? They're the same thing.

Maven pinned Batista *CLEAN* on Raw last fall. Something these guys: JBL, Triple H, Chris Jericho, The Dudley Boyz, Shelton Benjamin, Goldberg, Edge, Mick Foley, The Rock, Ric Flair, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit have had the oppurtunity to do but have never done.

:::WWE revisionist history mode::: Hart Vs. HBK never happened. The first ever ladder match in the history of wrestling was at Wrestle MANIA X!