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The Bobby Lashley mystery partner is obviously Jeff Hardy.

Lashley talking to Arn Anderson explains him backstabbing Cena.

Melina looks even more like a horse-faced street walker than usual tonight with the tight dress and red stockings.

Ha, they drag out Beth Phoenix. This Raw is the worst.

Haas has been standing back there waiting.

Lillian should've announced the ridiculous stip for Shelton, Gary Michael Capetta style. ala "...and he is the SEXIEST WRESTLER IN WCW, THE ZEEEEEEE MANNNN!"

Why does Torrie Wilson's theme play whenever women walk backstage at Raw?

Raw is Gay. "...that he'd kiss Charlie right on the lips!" - Jim Ross - WrestleCrap nominee.

Wow, come on it's a throwaway garbage Raw...please give this match 10 minutes.

I predict Shelton will be pinned by Paul London. And Regal will defeat Sandman.

He could always just hit the gym and not try to dress like a bar-hopper and do a "showdown" in said clothes.

So it's looking like easily the worst Home Run Derby in history.

That's cool that they found someone the only person who looks less like a pro wrestler than Randy Orton in Cody Runnels.

Of all the things, Jim Ross calls out Snitsky on a "Lack of Class".

Snitsky has the "Freddy Kruger: Year One" look down.

Way to book Super Crazy coming off of an upset win where the fans popped.

When did Cena wear that paint? Snitsky is like a good photoshop edit of Lashley.

King/Grace News: Cena comes off very boring and purposely trying to use large words that don't fit the conversation. Jericho comes off brilliantly and is the best marketing tool for Vince right now. However, his same "I can't fathom Chris doing this, he was such a family man" schtick isn't healthy, as he's been repeating it for 2 weeks now. I dunno. He speaks well, but his topic is totally irrelevant. Benoit is a killer. Regardless of whether or not he seemed it. Steve Blackman and Marc Mero sure are media whores. And Konan told some reported he's "an absolute moron" on Nancy Grace, haha for saying wrestlers do 'roids to get girls.

I want to call Larry King and get Cena's thoughts on Lashley possibly having to go at it in a handicap match and Cena's reaction to Lashley turning on him.

WHAT THE FUCK Oh man if anyone is randomly watching wrestling with their friends I feel sorry. KISS YOUR LIPS MATCH!

Lashley's powerslam is called The Dominator. As is the former Faarooq-done Dominator, which Lashley used, but no longer seems to.

What the hell was with that creepy Marella/Maria segment and the content of it? Maria trusting the big bad wrestler...ahem...

That's one hideous match, at any rate. And yeah, Dusty was/is the least over "big deal legend" with the live fans. Hopefully he gets a really good reaction tonight and they can make this match bearable. I guess Cena/Orton is being held off on, as beating an overweight senior citizen doesn't exactly scream "SummerSlam main eventer".

Cena should dedicate a match later in the show to Larry King and then plug Raw.

There better be some Londrick Vs. Barnyard Mafia build-up tonight. I also want Sandman to swing the cane. Let's nor forget Snitsky was set to debut at the McMahon Funeral, so I'm sure he'll squash Duggan or something tonight. "SNITSKY IS UNSTOPPABLE!" Yawn.