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My best friend Brian, who lives at one of our fraternity houses with me and 6 others (8 total), is a die-hard Orton mark. Even the non-fans watch Raw with us here, so today I went to Shop Rite and had them make... A chocolate birthday cake with a giant picture of Randy Orton digitally put on the cake. Nice look on the bakery guy's face when I rolled up for a big cake with a guy in his underwear holding a "title belt" and a "Happy 21st Birthday" message. But still, if more people were like me and less "smark"-fury-filled, the days of getting "The Hulkster" on birthday cakes would be back. For one soul, today, he'll have a happy birthday. I hope it scores an "RKO". Go Orton!

WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR EYESSSSS

There's an AMAZING line-up in New York tonight with Slayer, Slipknot, God Forbid, etc... God other commitments, though.

The "bikini" song used for the WWE Diva Search is The Hives' single "Walk Idiot Walk". The chorus includes: See the idiot walk. See the idiot talk. Still you never learned nothing... See the robot walk. See the robot talk. Still you never learned nothing... ... How fitting for the talented girls.

I went to Ozzfest yesterday in Camden, NJ. Slayer was AMAZING. I was in the pit, 4th row. My friend sold me an extra ticket for $35. Lawn. So we snuck down to the barriers behind the pit, hopped them (twice, mind you, after visiting the bathroom following Slayer) and had a great time. Saw the main stage acts. Nothing on the side stage really interested me, but I would like to have seen/partaked in the "Wall of Death" that...forget their name...does. Can't wait for next year!

By WrestleMania time, Randy Orton will be the most popular wrestler on either brand. Thus, he'll main event.

It's cool that Edge knows his moveset and gimmick sucks. Maybe if they change he'll become interesting.

Eagles won't make playoffs?!?!?!?!? LMAO! I think they're in the top 2 favorites to win the NFC. A) Duce is gone. Okay. Their best running back last year was BRIAN WESTBROOK...who is still there. B) Lost two corners. Okay. They were also HURT for many games last year, and the replacements didn't do poorly. C) WE FINALLY HAVE A PRO BOWL RECEIVER TO CATCH THE BALL. Seeya in the NFC Title Game, birds.

So what's wrong with picking the Pats and Eagles? Sounds intelligent to me. The two best winning percentages in the past 4 (or is it 5?) years.

What the HELL is she doing to that dog in that picture?!?!?

Dusty is suspended? oh no! I hear NWA has just signed a new star for next week, The Midnight Rider. Company folds by August 2005. I guarantee it.

WWE doesn't want you to remember HHH/Benoit having wrestled in 2000. Jim Ross CLEARLY said before Vengeance '04... "Benoit Vs. Triple H! For the first time EVER."

Are we looking at the same pictures or am I just insane. Oh, yes, I "admire" Candido...right.

Orton's channeling DDP, what with his 1) Finishing maneuever 2) Fooling Evolution (nWo) into thinking he was going along with their wishes. 3) Running and celebrating into the crowd. Plus, he spits.

Raw = Total crap... Except for the wedding. The wedding is the greatest "non-match" segment in WWE History. Easily.

nWo took on members such as "Big Bubba", V.K. Wallstreet, and Vincent early on...I rest my case. As for the original Horsemen...good argument...although Flair needed their help to get past RICKY MORTON...the modern day equivalent of Evolution interfering to help Triple H defeat Tajiri.

Flair/Regal is negative stars thus far. God, the old man can hardly walk.

With the exception of Orton's spit and Rock's "weed" comment....this Raw has been just shit-tastic. SOOO many commercial breaks and Regal and Flair against EACH OTHER??? Vomit.

Evolution is the greatest stable ever. They're the only one not to be destroyed, beaten, jobbed, made to look like fools...and are the only one still around.

My God that almost rapes me of the happiness she gave me watching her during my childhood. I used to dream of touching her...now, if Sytch came within 50 feet of me I'd scream for the police. Seriously. All I can say is God Forbid anyone that has a child that takes him or her to an Indy show with a candy necklace around their neck, with Sunny "managing" on the card.

Star, not where a comp, but I've got the complete Smackdown from Atlantic City where The Rock returned (Busta Rhymes appeared) and Hogan/Edge gave Billy/Chuck a rematch for the titles.

Hey... This not the 400th episode of Raw. There's way more. Check that TV Tome "Episode List"...they only start counting as of JANUARY 6, 1997.

Hulk and Friends came out and, with a barrel, burned Hogan's "black" costume (not the nWo costume, obviously...it was the "darkside" that Hogan went to in order to deal with the evil Dungeon/Giant...), and also burned a copy of the Observer. Hogan said that the "dirt sheet" said that The Giant would win the battle royal and that Randy Savage was legitimately injured with a biceps injury. Hogan had Savage take off his bandage to "show he was faking the injury" all along. Of course, this was a lie, and Savage's arm really WAS messed up... Giant probably was scheduled to win. Idiots. All of them.

On the poster who had all those Triple H segments booked. Get real. You really think they'll give Trips like 8 segments? No. More like 10. You forgot Triple H wins #1 Contender's Match against Benoit and then "Triple H growls angrily into the mirror and Bischoff officially names him #1 Contender".

Anglesault, as much as it's "cool" to disagree with a lot of your opinions on here, over the past week you've actually brought up a few good points/ideas/opinions... This, however, would require too much long-term planning by the WWE and would probably actually make somne money. Thus, expect the following the next week on Smackdown! Josh Matthews: "Rob, why do you think Kenzo Suzuki did what he did?" RVD: "Dude, when it comes to being Mr. Thurs... :::Kenzo attacks him backstage::: Kenzo: "I will conquer the U.S.! RVD represent U.S.!" And then Michael Cole will go on and on how Rob Van Dam has been the "flag bearer" of the U.S. or something of the sort, leading up to a blowoff match where Van Dam goes up for 5 Star, Cole says "Ladies and gentlemen this is OVER!", Van Dam misses, and Kenzo wins or something.