The Mandarin

Yurple should come out with a giant cake, and then Vader should pop out of it holding Mick Foley's ear. Ratings, I tell you.

I'm pretty sure they did one big video package for Foley. The day after Bad Blood at MSG, they did a video package and the ECW wrestlers came out and presented him with the Hardcore title. Then Orton tossed him down the stairs.

Once a Day Match Review is back! TOMORROW: WrestleMania Special! All Hogan, All the Time! Andre vs. Hogan- WM3 Rock vs. Hogan- WMX8

I have a feeling the "This is your life, Mick" thing will be serious, with Rock showing Foley various hardcore clips from his career, to motivate him for WrestleMania. Or, they'll just bring back Yurple.

I can't believe Austin/Rock from WM X-7 isn't on there. Crazy bastards.

I'm all up for more feces-related humor.

How old is Reid Flair, then?

Undertaker, followed by Funaki in an upset.

1. Hulk Hogan and Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff 2. Adrian Adonis vs. Uncle Elmer 3. Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat (IC Title) 4. Rick Rude vs. Jake Roberts 5. Bad News Brown vs. Jim Duggan 6. Brutus Beefcake vs. Mr. Perfect 7. Virgil vs. Ted Dibiase 8. Tatanka vs. Rick Martel 9. Razor Ramon vs. Bob Backlund 10. Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart 11. Lawrence Taylor vs. Bam Bam Bigelow 12. Ultimate Warrior vs. Triple H 13. Legion of Doom vs. Nation of Domination 14. Taka Michinoku vs. Mr. Aguila (Lightweight Title) 15. Shane McMahon vs. X-Pac (European Title) 16. Edge and Christian vs. The Dudleyz vs. Hardyz (Tag Team Titles) 17. The Rock vs. Steve Austin (WWE Title) 18. Undertaker vs. Ric Flair 19. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho I think I did pretty good. Too bad there's no Kurt Angle, Mick Foley, Chris Benoit or Eddie Guerrero matches though. At least Mr. T is in.

July 21, 1997: Bret Hart, Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith defeated Dude Love, Steve Austin, and The Undertaker in a Flag Match. steveswrestling.com So July 21, 1997 is the day I first started watching wrestling. Cool stuff.

I usually try to ignore Test too.

Now that, by the grace of God, these forums are working again for me, this should be updated this week along with my Once A Day Match Reviews.

The only two matches which stand out are Angle/McMahon and the underrated/forgotten Austin/Benoit/Jericho- 2001- (I'd go ****).

Anyone remember the Flag Match between The Hart Foundation and Undertaker, (Austin?) and someone else from a RAW in the summer of '97? I thought that match was excellent. Can someone get specifics on that for me?

Howdy dudes. Due to some technical issues, I haven't been able to post in the last month. Hopefully, things will get sorted out and the Match Reviews will continue.

NFL Chief Against Jackson Display I'm still waiting for US Weekly to trash it, the Pope to condemn it, and Trogdor to smote it.

I was so shocked by Janet Jackson's right breast, I forgot to update this.

Sorry there's been no reviews yet, I'm still having troubles accessing the forums on a regular basis since last Sunday. I think the IWC exploded when Benoit won the Rumble.

Seems to be okay with me too.

Alright, I had the post of the week! Considering I made one post all week, I have a perfect record so far.

Very sorry I wasn't able to reply before, but here they are now.. AND There has been some discussion about which Royal Rumble was better. The 1992 one, or the 2004 one. Well, we'll find out when YOU vote for your favourite of the two, and I review it (if the damn forums would work). So, dear reader, I ask you: Which Rumble was Better? RR 1992- Ric Flair wins OR RR 2004- Chris Benoit wins

Also in honour of American Idol starting this week: CHORUS: She bangs, she bangs Oh baby when she moves, she moves I go crazy 'cause she Looks like a flower But she stings like a bee Like every girl in history

It's 12:06, so it's already Sunday. Here's the review you asked for: AND: Don't say I never did you any favours, so here's what you get: Monday- Won't have time to do a new review, so.. You get: Maven vs. Goldust- WrestleMania X8 PLUS Dudleyz vs. Lance Storm and William Regal- Royal Rumble 2003. Two for the price of one! After that, it's all new reviews.

Bitch. Moan. Gripe. Rejoice!

..which is a parody of the Blair Witch Project, which commercials started running for (on WWE television) the night after Fully Loaded '99, where Mideon lost the European Title to D'LO BROWN, who's cousin's roomate's dog is named Frank.