The Mandarin

Noooo...doooonnnnn'ttttt doooooo iiiiiiittttt...

Bahaha, video package. Please stop it, it's just so pathetic.

AUSTIN'S COMING BACK.. IN ROBOT FORM.

I thought it was okay, not as good as Survivor Series but probably better than Unforgiven. The buildup for most of the matches (barring TT Turmoil, and the two thrown together matches, minus the logical Batista outrage) was great, though. Then again, I didn't watch much of it (must rewatch tomorrow), which is the reason there's no CM Funk's PPV match of the month yet.

Step 1. Shake. Step 2. Reshake.

That was the easiest babyface turn ever. *shove* "Y2J! Y2J!"

There have been some very bad matches in professional wrestling history, some very, very bad. But I want you to pick one. Just ONE of the horrible matches you've experienced, no more than one, and tell me in several sentences what made the match so horrible. Obviously, some matches in the past have been short to the point where it's not much of a match at all (Rock vs. Bossman, Diesel vs. Backlund), but this is for a match approx. 6-10 mins or more, that just scarred you for life. I'll reply with mine when I can think of the perfect candidate.

I've done exactly that, when I've been in a MST3K type mood and wanted to watch a really shitty TV show in order to laugh at it and have some fun, especially with a group of friends. Then you ARE being entertained by the program in some form or fashion, correct? And it does keep you watching every week. Obviously, it's not bad to the point where you can't find something even remotely entertaining in it. And if it gets you together with your friends to have a good time, then it can't be all that bad.

I know it's like people don't want to be entertained. I saw some very good matches last night, now it's time for Evolution to start running RAW, old school! And you can always rely on Foley for some laughs. NO HAPPINESS IN THIS THREAD. .. Seriously, though, tonight's show looks great. Armageddon was just okay, but RAW's doing well in the storyline aspect.

Andrew, I miss the picture of Chris Nowinski in your avatar. I donno, I guess I'm just so used to it.

It's like the "horrible" quality of the matches comes as a shock to some people. Oh, please, I'd say a good portion of the IWC was determined to hate it before it even started. I'd ask "Why bother watching?", but it seems like it's some sort of pleasure to critique it. Keep watching, folks. More money for Stamford.

Are you looking forward to seeing a spear and Smafflehammer? I sure as hell want to. Hopefully Smaffles'll get the 1! 2 GOIRKS! 3!

Or not, whatever. Eh, what the hell, do as you please, there's no difference between the two. They're in cahoots. SWOIVE. Anyways, I just realized that Shawn Michaels has been involved or wrestled in matches with Evolution for the last 7 PPV's. April- 6 Man Tag against HHH and (I think) Flair May- Backed up Kevin Nash when he fought Triple H June- Ric Flair August- Randy Orton, Triple H September- Orton November- Orton in a 10 Man Tag And now, December- Batista

Use this thread if you want to predict the winners; that's what it's there for.

Aha.

I'm pretty sure it was Armageddon '99 with Vis.

How dare you deem Kronik to be awful! Their match against 'Taker and Kane was a clinic. One of the best workrates I've ever seen.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Then it would be a wise idea to save your money

Hey, it's only 6 and a half hours away, so I thought, why not? http://armageddon.wwe.com has the card, if anyone's interested. ..anyone?

..Bring back Kronik!

He's also died twice at the Rumble.

Which of the 10 was your favourite person to win the King of the Ring? It can be based on how much you liked the performer, how much they amounted to after the victory, or based on the quality of their matches leading up to the finals, it's up to you. Just don't vote for Mabel. Note- I only included the winners from PPV KOTR's, obviously.

Maybe she dumped him and he killed himself. Nothing beats a happy ending.