The Mandarin

O/T: If anyone's interested, an all new set of WWE action figures was released, of the old-school variety, including Ultimate Warrior, Andre the Giant and Bret Hart. Bret Hart is also real-scan. http://www.all-cool-gifts.com/catalog2220.html *OMG BRET/MCMAHON ON GOOD TERMS**~!~!!!11

Match listing: Bradshaw vs. Rhyno Shannon Moore vs. A-Train WGTT vs. Los Guerreros Undisputed Title shot next week- Brock Lesnar vs. Rey Mysterio PLUS: Big Show raps The Cat bores us all Eddie screws up arm Discuss.

GROUP 1 The Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty) GROUP 2 Edge and Christian GROUP 3 The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart) GROUP 4 Owen Hart and British Bulldog If I had have voted for British Bulldogs, it would have been an all Canadian/Hart family member tournament. So I didn't. SWOIVE.

When was Rock/Cena nixed? Haven't heard about it yet. EDIT: Nevermind, found it. Hope it's not true.

I WANT TO BE BATMAN. ..

"Children in the audience are crying! Hulkamania is dead!" That was so funny.

Oh, and what was the preview for next week? I didn't catch it. And I must admit, it was better than usual. I haven't really gotten into it this season, although I watched (and loved) all of Season 1 and 2.

I went with Mark Henry, and now he's tied for first. Yay.

Hey, man, don't insult Roller Jam. Nevada Hot Dice ruled. And is anyone gonna start the SmackDown spoilers thread?

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"If Mark Henry shit in the woods, would he make a sound?" - Old proverb

Updated.

Just give me the ol' "Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?" That stuff was awesome. Of course, he gets the monster pop of the century with any entrance he has.

Shhh. Don't expose the business.

Smaffffllles. Smaaaafffllleessss. Sssmaaaaafffffllllleeessss..

The closed captioning just called Flair "Nache". Well, it's getting better at least.

Goirg's getting a beating. Hopefully Miles will save him soon, before the ref can count the 1, 2 goirks, 3.

SMAFFLES IS IN THE BUILDING!

It looks good. Dark, and not a kiddie flick like the other Pan movies out there. Jackson's obsessed with Peter Pan. He did name his own ranch Neverland, after all.

Puppi--*commercial* *end commercials, back to show*--ies.

I actually think Armageddon looks really solid. Can't wait.

I just felt like sharing.

Hurricane could beat Lesnar any day!