The Mandarin

Hey, it could be a LOT worse. And that's a little over half a year. ..wow.

Hell, I bet XFL is has just started to air in Iraq.

Benoit/Cena was good, Benoit/Lesnar was also good. Good show all around.

Isn't there a rumor that Heyman is gay? And you know Lance Storm just wants Dawn to show up in his bedroom dressed like that.

I'd be content with Clocks, Hey Ya, or even Lose Yourself winning Best Record. Just not Where is the Love. Ugh.

Oh, no. Please. Stop. This is turning into WWE Unscripted. I don't want to be blamed for two of them.

Chapter 18: That time I sorta' pissed in the aisle of an airplane.

Didn't Jason also break his neck legit at one point?

http://www.rachel-bilson.com/chrismukka.html Now, throw in Anna dressed as Catwoman, and you've got a fight.

My closed captioning called Goldberg "Smaffles", but then later called him "Goirk". So he's Smaffles Goirk. All in the RAW thread, folks. *SMAFFLES* *CRACKLE* *GOIRK* Kellogs' Rice Krispies.

Best Superstar: AJ Styles Tag Team: Triple X Match: Juvi-Sabin X Division: Daniels Finisher: Styles Clash Babe: Lollipop Moment: AJ Title Win Who to Watch: Punk/other guy

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Where's the love for Smaffles?

I swear, he would ruin matches that way.

ON JULY NINTH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL BOYCOTT RAW CUZ IT SUX .. How many people did that one again? Five?

I knew that'd be the first reply. I swear to God, that is the most commonly botched word I've ever seen.

Oh yeah...well...

Bahahahaha, Morgan looked so scared. "Nn..nii...niiicee tooo...mm..mmmeeet..y'...s...honor.." Austin: "YAP."

Well, EXCUUUSE ME, Mr. Umphus!

It's all the spaceship's fault. It wasn't ready for that big of a push.

Race vs Flair and Foley vs HHH was the turning point to becoming the top guy. I was just joking, I just wanted somebody to stomp on my ass for saying that Vince was better than Terry Funk. That's all. Now on the other hand, Dusty Rhodes is in way better shape and has better tights than Booker T EVER did. So, choke on your words.

Vince McMahon was always a better wrestler than Terry Funk. And Mick Foley is a way better technical wrestler than Harley Race. WAY better. So I don't see how you could draw those comparisons. I'm joking. Please don't hurt me.

He was "symbol"ized, as Vince would have you know it. No crucifying in WWE, dag'gummit.

Gooker = Kwang

I agree, their WM X-Seven match was epic. In fact, I honestly think it's the best match I've ever seen. And to get back on topic, that Filthy Animals/TWGTT match shown on the day of the blackout was AWESOME. Too bad quite a number of people missed it. Due to, y'know, no power and all.