The Mandarin

After commercial.. King: "Folks, JR's had some sort of..er..bad accident after Mark Henry hit that spinebuster." *cut to JR with his head down on the desk, blood foaming out of his mouth*

COACH~!

I guess Triple H's gut is holding him down.

Wow.

HOLY JESUS

I've never seen a FLUFFY German Shephard. .. Blame the writers. Not even dogs have continuity.

Kane should have gone in to specific details. "And he was a german sheperd. I believe his name was Fido. No, wait, Sa..no..yeah, yeah, it was Fido. And he was quite fluffy. You know what a Downy blanket feels like? ..Wait, that's too much like a sheep. Okay, you know what a sheep feels like? Okay, that's too fluffy. But it was fluffier than a pillow. Well, it depends. I mean, if you have a pillow designed to comfort your back, it would likely be less soft than a pillow compared to a dog's fur. But in any event, Fido was damn fluffy."

JR WITH THE NAME BOTCH 11 SECONDS IN

Garrison Cade seems spunky, obviously he hasn't met Bradshaw yet.

1 hour, 10 minutes until Smaffles.

Holy crap, did RVD deliberately land on his head twice there?

I'm still waiting for the segment where Vince barges into Van Dam's locker room and finds him totally naked, playing a bongo drum.

OH MY GOD. RVD is totally stoned.

WOOOOO.

This program is lacking in Smaffles.

The noises Austin makes in the animated Bell Solo commercial are hilarious.

What the hell? I think he knocked himself silly after bashing his head.

Everyone watch the difference in the number of users from 8:55 to 9:05. It almost quadruples the amount of people in the thread now.

I hope Julian wins.

Bahaha, what a baby. Punches the table when he loses. He should have just eaten faster.

He does a lot of the other voices too. Ah-nuld especially.

..Anyone watching Fear Factor?

If everyone who hated it didn't watch, only you and CM Funk would be left. It's a Smaffles takeover!

<-- Didn't see Vengeance, sadly. But I did quite like WrestleMania X9. Rock-Austin, Brock-Angle, Michaels-Jericho were all great, and the rest was all solid. I just thought it was a good show all around.

Is it just me or are the Dudleyz REALLY, REALLY stale? ..no, I'm sure it's not just me.