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Now Tomko can! Yay!

He could probably be a great heel manager too.

Ehhh..what? He was referring to the Unprettier he hit on him last week... "damn unpretty" is a line from a TLC song. Obviously you don't know your 90s R&B groups. If they tell Jericho to don't go chasing waterfalls, then I'll believe you.

Christian should tell JR and King that he's going to do a runin, like back in the day.

They should have this be a running gimmick for Gene. Next he can "accidentally" give Mae Young a heart attack and cause her to "die".

"Coathanger" Gene Snitsky.

Hey, I'd expect you to feel sorry for the man, since he might lose the baby of the woman he impregnated when he raped her and then married after winning a match against her ex-boyfriend who once hated her but was on the verge of getting back together with her. Come on now...what kind of a monster are you???

I can't believe Kane is feuding with Gene Snitsky. Who the fuck is this guy?

This is the kind of acting Kane's gonna need for a classic such as Eye Scream Man.

That (plant) mother's look of shock was pretty funny.

Maybe they should have more than three teams.

Lay it down to the MC Hammer beat, yo.

Go Baby Killer go!!!

Vince gives Randy a look as if he wants to meet him at the hotel later tonight.

Rob Feinstein is wrestling? Vince really IS fucking sick.

I'd watch football, but I simply have to know how Lita is doing. I haven't been able to sleep since last Monday. HOW IS THE BABY? MY GOD!!!!

We need Taboo Tuesday to have both brands...then we could have Kane vs. Heidenreich in a "King of the Rapists" match.

Bischoff vs. Eugene. Yay.

Become a manager like Heyman.

Added WWF IYH #6 PPV, a first gen tape.

DDP unmasking after pretending to be La Parka and giving Randy Savage a diamond cutter on WCW Nitro. Undertaker coming out before the Austin/Dude Love match at OTE98. The glass shattering and Austin coming out to help Foley win his first title. The glass shattering and Austin coming to the ring to help Chyna eliminate Vince and win the Corporate Rumble. Virgil finally hitting DiBiase with the Million Dollar belt at the 1991 Royal Rumble.

Hey, we all need a tasteless thread once in a while.

Tag and heavyweight titles on both shows would hurt the brand extension. Having the tag belts on both shows would cause too much jumping back and forth between brands, as well. Statement: Steroid use in the WWE is at the same level it was ten years ago.

So who's the mystery man? With a kick like the one he dished out, I immediately thought of Low Ki.

Who did/has done the most drugs in wrestling? Who is coked out of their minds?