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Cigarette company president: But that'll bankrupt us! Peter: Like the way you've morally bankrupted America? [Everyone laughs. Peter turns to the "writers" the tobacco company gave him.] Peter: Thanks for the zinger, guys. Now give me a good line to go out on. Writer: Sorry, it's our lunch break. [They walk off. Peter turns to the Congress.] ... Peter: Well, that's my Momma!

Peter: Come on, Lois...a boat is a boat...but the box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we want one of those. We'll take the box!

Peter: Well it wouldn't be the first time I had a vision. [Flashback. Peter and Brian are at the breakfast table.] Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.

I'm sure it's been done before, but fuck it. Post your favorite lines here. "Next we go to Ollie with the Black-U-Weather forcast. Ollie?" "It gonna rain." "Thanks Ollie."

No reason to put the heels over at a house show, I guess.

I have a friend who works for the WWE production team who is going to play a fat guy in an upcoming Simon Dean vignette.

I actually bought World Tour 96 on ebay for $1. Austin/Hart, with Austin tapping to Bret before their feud really started. The shit I can never find is the IYH: Degeneration-X PPV. I know it's supposed to suck, but I want to see every WWF/E PPV ever and that's one of the few I haven't seen. I guess it wasn't released in the U.S Other than the DX PPV, I haven't seen Badd Blood from 1997, though that's not quite as hard to find. I've seen the Winter Combat VHS, but not the entire IYH 4 and 5 shows. I own IYH #2 and #7.

Well, Steph DID tell her that she looked fat.

...who invaded RAW in early 1997, along with some ECW stars like John Kronus of the Eliminators...

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!" John Goodman's speech about 'Nam "I did not go to war for this shit...." The best line of the movie, ironically has no cursing in it: "Who's got your undies, Walter?"

Yawn. Isn't the main event Stevie vs. Rodney Mack or something?

What song would make a great entrance theme for a wrestler? It can be one that somebody uses/used in the past, or something you just think would work really well.

Like before, I tried to put in TV results and at least one house show for every year, so you can see what things were like at the time. We have RVD beating Christian for the IC title, Kane beating Jericho for the IC title, Kurt Angle as champion in 2001, Kanyon wrestling a WWF match in 1994, the Rebellion 1999 pay per view in England, a tour of England in 1992, and plenty more. Check it out and discuss! ======================================================= This week in WWF history: September 26 - October 2 ----------------------------------------------------- WWF @ Poughkeepsie, NY - Mid-Hudson Civic Center Championship Wrestling taping: 9/29/84 Sgt. Slaughter defeated Carl Fury Kamala (w/ Friday) defeated Jose Luis Rivera; after the match, Andre the Giant made the save Bret Hart defeated Aldo Marino (Hart's TV debut) The Dynamite Kid defeated Steve Lombardi (Dynamite's TV debut) The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff defeated Joe Mascara & Joe Mirto WWF @ Chicago, IL - UIC Pavillion - September 30, 1984 Mad Dog Vachon defeated the Spoiler via count-out Ivan Putski defeated Bob Orton Jr. WWF Tag Team Champions Adrian Adonis & Dick Murdoch defeated the Wild Samoans Big John Studd defeated SD Jones George Steele defeated WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan via count-out at 9:42 after Mr. Fuji threw salt into the champion's eyes The Iron Sheik defeated B. Brian Blair Kamala defeated Salvatore Bellomo Sgt. Slaughter defeated Jerry Valiant The Fabulous Freebirds defeated the Moondogs via count-out ======================= WWF @ Poughkeepsie, NY - Mid-Hudson Civic Center Championship Wrestling taping: 9/28/85 - included Uncle Elmer as a guest of the Piper's Pit: WWF IC Champion Tito Santana, Pedro Morales, & Ricky Steamboat defeated Moondog Spot, Tiger Chung Lee, & Chuck Greenlee; prior to the contest, Santana was awarded a new championship belt Adrian Adonis (w/ Jimmy Hart) defeated Jim Young The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff defeated Jose Luis Rivera & Sal Gee Paul Orndorff defeated Gino Carabello Ivan Putski & Lanny Poffo defeated Joe Mirto & Mike Gola Randy Savage & Jesse Ventura defeated Mario Mancini & Mike Rice All American Wrestling - 9/29/85: Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart (w/ Jimmy Hart) defeated Gary Starr & Paul Roma when Bret pinned Starr with the Hart Attack at 2:55 All American Wrestling - 9/29/85: King Tonga pinned Bigfoot with a splash off the top at 3:22 WWF @ Philadelphia, PA - Spectrum - September 28, 1985 Moondog Spot defeated Rick McGraw King Kong Bundy defeated Steve Gatorwolf Scott McGee defeated Rene Goulet Roddy Piper & Bob Orton Jr. defeated Paul Orndorff & Bruno Sammartino via count-out (Bruno Sammartino: Wrestling's Living Legend) Don Muraco defeated Ricky Steamboat via disqualification King Tonga defeated Barry O WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan defeated Randy Savage; this was the first ever bout between Hogan and Savage WWF @ Chicago, IL - September 29, 1985 Cpl. Kirshner defeated Barry O Les Thornton fought Scott McGee to a draw Cousin Junior defeated Tiger Chung Lee B. Brian Blair defeated Rene Goulet Jim Brunzell defeated Steve Lombardi WWF IC Champion Tito Santana defeated Randy Savage via disqualification Uncle Elmer defeated WWF Tag Team Champion Brutus Beefcake Ivan Putski defeated Nikolai Volkoff Andre the Giant & WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan defeated Big John Studd & King Kong Bundy ========================= WWF @ Boston, MA - Boston Garden Televised on NESN: Prime Time Wrestling - 9/30/86: Pedro Morales pinned Rene Goulet with a reverse roll up at 10:41 Prime Time Wrestling - 9/30/86: Sivi Afi pinned Pete Doherty at 7:02 with a flying bodypress WWF IC Champion Randy Savage vs. George Steele Prime Time Wrestling - 9/30/86: Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart fought Dan Spivey & Mike Rotundo to a time-limit draw Prime Time Wrestling - 9/30/86: Bob Orton Jr. pinned Cousin Luke with a double kneelift at 4:12 Prime Time Wrestling - 9/30/86: WWF Tag Team Champions Davey Boy Smith & the Dynamite Kid defeated Nikolai Volkoff & the Iron Sheik (w/ Slick) when Smith pinned Sheik with a small package at 7:44 after both Volkoff and Dynamite reversed it behind the referee's back The Machines vs. King Kong Bundy & Big John Studd WWF @ Los Angeles, CA - Sports Arena - September 26, 1986 King Tonga defeated Moondog Rex The Tonga Kid defeated Moondog Spot Billy Jack Haynes defeated Mr. X via submission with the full nelson Sika defeated George Wells Nick Kiniski defeated Steve Regal Ted Arcidi defeated Tony Garea Lanny Poffo defeated Jack Armstrong Tito Santana pinned Bob Orton Jr. Harley Race defeated George Steele via disqualification Jacques & Raymond Rougeau defeated Greg Valentine & Brutus Beefcake WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan defeated Paul Orndorff via disqualification ========================== WWF @ Peoria, IL WWF Superstars taping: 9/26/87: Bam Bam Bigelow defeated Barry Horowitz Paul Roma & Jim Powers defeated the Shadows WWF Tag Team Champions Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart defeated Sonny Rogers & SD Jones Jim Duggan defeated Terry Gibbs The Islanders defeated Jim Evans & Brady Boone Randy Savage defeated Rick Renslow WWF @ Rockford, IL - Metro Centre Wrestling Challenge taping: 9/27/87: Demolition (w/ Mr. Fuji) defeated SD Jones & Outback Jack at 4:03 following the Decapitation on Jones Paul Orndorff (w/ Oliver Humperdink) pinned Brian Costello at 3:19 with the piledriver The One Man Gang (w/ Slick) pinned Van Van Horne at 1:52 with the front suplex; after the bout, OMG continued to attack his opponent to the point where Horne had to be taken out on a stretcher Superstar Billy Graham & Ivan Putski defeated Rocky Stone & Joe Mirto after 17 seconds when both men gained simultaneous submission wins with a bearhug Rick Rude (w/ Bobby Heenan) pinned Sivi Afi at 4:08 with a reverse piledriver WWF Women's Champion Sherri Martel pinned Velvet McIntyre at 3:35 in a non-title match by reversing a roll up and using the tights for leverage WWF @ Nashville, TN - Municipal Auditorium - September 26, 1987 Barry Horowitz defeated David Sammartino Don Muraco defeated Bob Orton Jr. Tiger Chung Lee defeated Sivi Afi Jacques & Raymond Rougeau fought Greg Valentine & Dino Bravo to a draw Bam Bam Bigelow defeated Sika Randy Savage defeated King Harley Race WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan pinned Ted Dibiase after Dibiase collided with Virgil on the ring apron ========================== WWF @ Indianapolis, IN - Market Square Arena WWF Superstars taping: 10/1/88 - included Ted Dibiase announcing Hercules had been purchased from Bobby Heenan and was now his slave before he and Virgil attacked Hercules: The Honkytonk Man defeated Bob Emery Koko B. Ware defeated Phil Newkirk The Big Bossman defeated David Stoudimiere Greg Valentine defeated Reno Riggins Davey Boy Smith & the Dynamite Kid defeated Johnny Zeigler & Trent Knight Brutus Beefcake defeated George South Akeem defeated Allen Kinsley WWF @ Louisville, KY Wrestling Challenge taping: 10/2/88 - featured the final appeareance of the Brother Love Show on Wrestling Challenge, with guest Gene Okerlund; after this, the segment moved to WWF Superstars: Jake Roberts defeated Larry Stevens WWF Tag Team Champions Demolition defeated John Latu & Scott Casey The Blue Blazer defeated Trent Knight Bad News Brown defeated Randy Spear Don Muraco defeated Harley Manson Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart defeated Gene Ligon & Tony Suber Ron Bass defeated Curt Todd WWF @ New York City, NY - Madison Square Garden - September 29, 1988 Televised on the MSG Network: Terry Taylor defeated Sam Houston via referee's decision; when the referee stopped the match, Taylor was trying to get Houston in a cradle as Houston fought back with punches Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty defeated the Conquistadors The Junkyard Dog defeated King Haku via disqualification Dino Bravo defeated B. Brian Blair WWF World Champion Randy Savage fought Andre the Giant to a double count-out Scott Casey defeated Sunny Beach Brutus Beefcake defeated Ron Bass Bad News Brown defeated Tito Santana The Honkytonk Man defeated WWF IC Champion the Ultimate Warrior via count-out =========================== WWF @ Portland, ME - Civic Center WWF Superstars taping: 9/30/89 - included Ted Dibiase & Virgil as guests of the Brother Love Show: Jimmy Snuka defeated Boris Zhukov Dusty Rhodes defeated Dale Wolfe Bad News Brown defeated Elmer Johnson Jacques & Raymond Rougeau defeated Gary Wolfe & Tony Durante Brutus Beefcake defeated Barry Horowitz Rick Rude defeated Terry Daniels WWF @ New York City, NY - Madison Square Garden - September 30, 1989 Televised on the MSG Network: The Genius defeated Koko B. Ware Jimmy Snuka pinned the Honkytonk Man (w/ Jimmy Hart) at 10:27 with a bodyslam and diving headbutt off the top after Honky collided with Hart on the ring apron (Snuka's return to MSG following the first WrestleMania) (World Tour 1990) Mr. Perfect defeated the Red Rooster Mark Young defeated Barry Horowitz WWF IC Champion the Ultimate Warrior defeated Andre the Giant via disqualification Demolition defeated WWF Tag Team Champions Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard via disqualification Greg Valentine defeated Ron Garvin Roddy Piper fought Rick Rude to a double count-out ============================= WWF @ Hershey, PA - Hersheypark Arena WWF Superstars taping: 9/29/90 - included Rick Martel as a guest of the Brother Love Show: The Legion of Doom defeated Todd Cumberledge & Bobby Salsa Tugboat defeated the Conquistador Paul Roma & Hercules defeated Mark Thomas & Rico Frederico Rick Rude defeated Glen Ruth Sgt. Slaughter defeated Sonny Blaze The Bushwhackers defeated Pez Whatley & Scott Colton WWF @ Wheeling, WV - Civic Center Wrestling Challenge taping: 9/30/90: WWF Tag Team Champions Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart defeated Buddy Rose & Pez Whatley when Bret pinned Whatley Dino Bravo pinned Duane Gill Tito Santana pinned Barry O The Orient Express defeated Ross Lindsey & Mike Pocari Jim Duggan pinned Bob Bradley Nikolai Volkoff pinned Black Bart The Honkytonk Man & Greg Valentine defeated Mike Williams & Mike Durham WWF @ Auburn Hills, MI - Palace - September 29, 1990 Dustin Rhodes pinned the Brooklyn Brawler The Barbarian pinned Tito Santana Sgt. Slaughter defeated Nikolai Volkoff Paul Roma defeated Marty Jannetty Pez Whatley pinned Paul Diamond Mr. Perfect defeated WWF IC Champion Kerry Von Erich via count-out WWF World Champion the Ultimate Warrior & the Legion of Doom defeated Demolition =================================== WWF @ Ottawa, Ontario WWF Superstars taping: 9/28/91 - included Jake Roberts as a guest of the Funeral Parlor: WWF IC Champion Bret Hart defeated the Brooklyn Brawler The Natural Disasters defeated Joe Milano & Martin Roy Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty defeated Duane Gill & Barry Hardy after Michaels press slammed Jannetty onto one of the opponents The Warlord defeated Sonny Blaze Ric Flair fought Mark Thomas to a no contest when Flair stopped at the commentary table on the way to the ring, provoked Roddy Piper, and knocked Piper out with the NWA title; moments later, a groggy Piper accidentally knocked out Vince McMahon with a wooden chair; Flair then hit Piper with a chair and walked away; McMahon was soon taken backstage on a stretcher; fellow commentator, Randy Savage was unable to physically help since he was on probation (The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection DVD) WWF @ Cornwall, Ontario - Civic Complex Wrestling Challenge taping: 9/29/91 - included WWF Tag Team Champions the Legion of Doom as guests of the Barber Shop: Sid Justice pinned Big Bully Busick (w/ Harvey Whippleman) at the 37-second mark with the powerbomb The Nasty Boys defeated Phil Apollo & Bill Pierce Ricky Steamboat defeated Mike Williams Ted DiBiase defeated Mark Thomas IRS defeated Ray Garcia Ric Flair defeated Jim Powers via submission with the figure-4 at 1:26 WWF @ Boston, MA - Boston Gardens - September 28, 1991 Ricky Steamboat pinned Skinner with a school boy roll up IRS defeated Jim Duggan via disqualification when Duggan used his 2X4 as a weapon Kerry Von Erich pinned Pete Dougherty with the Tornado Punch Ted Dibiase defeated Million $ Champion Virgil via count-out after ramming Virgil back-first into the ring post WWF Tag Team Champions the Legion of Doom defeated the Nasty Boys following Road Warrior Hawk's flying clothesline as the Nastys attempted to piledrive Road Warrior Animal The Beverly Brothers defeated the Bushwhackers WWF IC Champion Bret Hart pinned the Bezerker (sub. for the Warlord) with a sunset flip Sid Justice defeated the Undertaker in a casket match ==================================== WWF @ Hershey, PA - Hersheypark Arena WWF Superstars taping: 9/26/92: WWF IC Champion Davey Boy Smith pinned Barry Hardy with the powerslam Papa Shango pinned John Richner with the shoulder breaker The Comet Kid (Max Moon) pinned Barry Horowitz with a fireman's carry into a forward slam Razor Ramon pinned Nick Tarantino with the Razor's Edge The Big Bossman pinned Bruce Mitchell with the sidewalk slam The Nasty Boys defeated Bobby Jaggers & Akita Webb with the powerslam / elbowsmash combo WWF @ Landover, MD - Capital Centre Wrestling Challenge taping: Prime Time Wrestling - 9/28/92: Ted Dibiase & IRS (w/ Jimmy Hart) defeated Virgil & Tito Santana at 10:00 when, as Virgil attempted to suplex IRS into the ring, Dibiase swept Virgil's feet out and held the leg down during the cover (Rampage '92) Prime Time Wrestling - 9/28/92: The Comet Kid (Max Moon) defeated Duane Gill Prime Time Wrestling - 9/28/92: Bret Hart pinned Repo Man by reversing a small package (WWF Wrestling Grudge Matches 93) Prime Time Wrestling - 9/28/92: Nailz fought Tony Devito to a no contest when he kicked the man to the floor and cut a promo on the Big Bossman Prime Time Wrestling - 9/28/92: The Beverly Brothers defeated the Bushwhackers when Butch was pinned WWF @ Sheffield, England - Arena - September 28, 1992 Rick Martel defeated Tito Santana The Bushwhackers defeated Kato & Skinner when Butch pinned Kato Bret Hart defeated Papa Shango WWF Tag Team Champions the Natural Disasters defeated Ted Dibiase & IRS when Earthquake pinned IRS Virgil pinned the Genius Road Warrior Animal & Crush defeated the Beverly Brothers when Crush pinned Beau WWF World Champion Ric Flair pinned Randy Savage WWF @ Birmingham, England - NEC Arena - September 29, 1992 Rick Martel defeated Virgil Ted Dibiase & IRS defeated the Bushwhackers when Dibiase pinned Butch Randy Savage pinned Papa Shango WWF Tag Team Champions the Natural Disasters defeated the Beverly Brothers when Earthquake pinned Blake Tito Santana pinned the Genius Road Warrior Animal & Crush defeated Kato & Skinner when Crush pinned Kato WWF World Champion Ric Flair defeated Bret Hart via count-out =================================== WWF @ New Haven, CT - Coliseum - September 27, 1993 Monday Night Raw taping: Bret Hart defeated Fatu The Undertaker defeated Adam Bomb Lex Luger & Randy Savage defeated Ludvig Borga & WWF World Champion Yokozuna 9/27/93 - included WWF President Jack Tunney's announcement that Shawn Michaels had been stripped of the IC title and a 20-man battle royal would be held to determine which two wrestlers would battle to fill the vacancy: Tatanka fought Rick Martel to a double count-out (Martel's return TV match) Ludvig Borga defeated Phil Apollo via submission with the torture rack Jimmy Snuka pinned Paul VanDale with the splash off the top (Snuka's return match); during the bout, Bobby Heenan talked to Crush on the phone and questioned why Randy Savage was in the 20-man battle royal but not Crush, trying to create dissention between the two WWF Tag Team Champions the Quebecars (w/ Johnny Polo) defeated 1-2-3 Kid (sub. for Reno Riggins) & Barry Horowitz when Pierre pinned the Kid after the challenger fell to the floor, after having the top rope pulled down, and Polo pushed him back into the ring WWF @ Portland, ME - September 29, 1993 Wrestling Challenge taping: Rick & Scott Steiner defeated WWF Tag Team Champions the Quebecars via disqualification Marty Jannetty defeated Pat Tanaka Men on a Mission defeated WWF Tag Team Champions the Quebecars via count-out Lex Luger defeated Ludvig Borga Bret Hart pinned Jerry Lawler The Undertaker defeated WWF World Champion Yokozuna via disqualification All-American Wrestling -10/3/93: Rick Martel defeated the 1-2-3 Kid via submission with the Boston Crab after the Kid failed a top rope move WWF @ Sacramento, CA - Arco Arena - October 2, 1993 Men on a Mission defeated Well Dunn WWF IC Champion Razor Ramon defeated Rick Martel Mr. Perfect defeated Diesel Lex Luger defeated Ludvig Borga IRS defeated the 1-2-3 Kid WWF Tag Team Champions the Quebecars defeated Adam Bomb & Bam Bam Bigelow via count-out WWF World Champion Yokozuna defeated the Undertaker in a casket match ====================================== WWF @ Utica, NY - Memorial Auditorium - September 26, 1994 Monday Night Raw taping: WWF IC Champion Razor Ramon defeated Owen Hart WWF Women's Champion Alundra Blayze defeated Heidi Lee Morgan Lex Luger defeated Tatanka via count-out The Undertaker defeated Yokozuna in a casket match WWF World Champion Bret Hart defeated Bob Backlund 9/26/94 - included Davey Boy Smith & Jim Neidhart as guests of the King's Court: WWF IC Champion Razor Ramon defeated Tatanka via count-out at 9:51 when the challenger and Lex Luger began brawling at ringside Kwang pinned Rich Myers The 1-2-3 Kid pinned Kenny David WWF Tag Team Champions Shawn Michaels & Diesel defeated Bob Starr & Chris Kanyon WWF @ Pittsburgh, PA - Civic Arena - September 30, 1994 The Bushwhackers defeated Well Dunn with the Battering Ram Adam Bomb pinned Johnny Polo (sub. for Bam Bam Bigelow) with the powerbomb Mabel pinned Kwang with a splash Jeff Jarrett defeated Sparky Plugg via submission with the figure-4 WWF Tag Team Champions Shawn Michaels & Diesel defeated the New Headshrinkers when Michaels pinned Sionne following a splash off of Diesel's shoulders WWF Women's Champion Alundra Blayze pinned Bull Nakano with a German suplex into a bridge WWF World Champion Bret Hart defeated Jim Neidhart via submission with the Sharpshooter The Undertaker defeated Yokozuna in a casket match after kicking him into the casket ======================================= WWF @ Grand Rapids, MI - Grand Center Monday Night Raw taping: 10/2/95 - for the duration of the show, a hotline number was given to call in and vote whether or not OJ Simpson was truly not guilty; the final verdict was not guilty 51%, guilty 49%: Razor Ramon defeated the 1-2-3 Kid; Razor originally won the match with a clothesline but the Kid demanded the bout continue; Razor pinned the Kid a second time by catching him coming off the ropes and hitting a powerbomb but again the Kid wanted the match to continue; Razor pinned the Kid a third time with an inside cradle; the Kid wanted to keep going but his body gave out and he and Razor reconciled their differences, leaving ringside together Hunter Hearst Helmsley pinned Barry Horowitz with the Pedigree PG-13 defeated Al Brown & Sonny Rogers Bret Hart defeated Jean Pierre Laffiette via submission with the Sharpshooter after avoiding the Cannonball and hitting a back suplex; after the bout, Hart attacked Jerry Lawler at ringside until Isaac Yankem jumped Hart from behind, hitting the DDS; moments thereafter, Gorilla Monsoon ordered a steel cage match take place pitting Bret against Yankem WWF @ Kalamazoo, MI - Wings Stadium - September 27, 1995 Goldust defeated Bob Holly WWF Tag Team Champions the Smoking Gunns defeated Jacob & Eli Blu WWF Women's Champion Bertha Faye defeated Alundra Blayze Razor Ramon defeated Psycho Sid via disqualification The Undertaker defeated King Mabel WWF IC Champion Shawn Michaels fought Davey Boy Smith to a double count-out WWF World Champion Diesel defeated Yokozuna ========================================= WWF @ Hershey, PA - Hersheypark Arena Monday Night Raw taping: 9/30/96: Steve Austin pinned Jake Roberts with the Stunner after Jerry Lawler interfered and spat alcohol in Roberts' face Henry & Phinneas Godwinn defeated the Grimm Twins following the Slop Drop by Phinneas Savio Vega defeated Razor Ramon II via disqualification when Diesel II interfered Vader & Jim Cornette defeated WWF World Champion Shawn Michaels & Jose Lothario when Vader pinned Michaels with a powerbomb and the Vader Bomb; after the match, Psycho Sid came to Michaels' aid against Vader and Goldust WWF @ New York City, NY - Madison Square Garden - September 29, 1996 (matinee) Salvatore Sincere defeated Bob Holly with the Sincerely Yours Justin Bradshaw pinned Alex Porteau with a lariat Jake Roberts pinned TL Hopper Barry Windham pinned the Goon with the superplex WWF Tag Team Champions Owen Hart & Davey Boy Smith defeated Henry & Phinneas Godwinn, the Smoking Gunns, and the Grimm Twins in a four corners match; Billy Gunn pinned one of the Grimm Twins; the Bulldog pinned Henry; Owen pinned Bart as Sunny distracted Billy Vader pinned Psycho Sid in a lumberjack match with the moonsault after Steve Austin interfered and hit the Stunner on Sid Hunter Hearst Helmsley pinned Freddie Joe Floyd with the Pedigree Steve Austin pinned Savio Vega with the Stunner WWF IC Champion Marc Mero defeated Farooq via disqualification after Farooq hit the champion with the title belt WWF World Champion Shawn Michaels & the Undertaker defeated Mankind & Goldust when Michaels pinned Goldust with the superkick after kissing him ==================================== WWF @ Albany, NY - Pepsi Arena Raw is War - 9/29/97: Vader defeated Davey Boy Smith via disqualification at around 8:30 when Bret & Owen Hart interfered; the Patriot tried to make the save but was also beaten down at the hands of the Hart Foundation and a number of Canadian flags Farooq (w/ the Nation) defeated Ahmed Johnson (w/ Ken Shamrock & the Legion of Doom) via disqualification at 2:29 when Ahmed hit the referee after the ref admonished him for using the steel ring steps on the outside; after the contest, Ahmed, Shamrock, and the LOD won a brawl with the Nation Goldust pinned the Sultan (w/ the Iron Sheik) at 5:38 with the bulldog; Dude Love did guest commentary for the contest Jose Estrada & Jesus Castillo defated WWF Tag Team Champions the Headbangers via disqualification at around 10:18 when the Godwinns and Uncle Cletus interfered to prevent a title change; after the bout, the other two members of Los Boricuas made the save The Undertaker defeated Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/ Shawn Michaels & Chyna) via disqualification at 2:03 when Rick Rude came ringside and hit the Undertaker with the steel briefcase as Taker attempted the tombstone; prior to the contest, Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith attacked the Undertaker until the Patriot and Vader made the save; after the bout, the Undertaker broke free of a bodybag, stalked Michaels and Helmsley up the stage, and hit the tombstone on Helmsley onto the stage as Michaels climbed the Titantron to escape WWF @ Green Bay, WI - Brown County Arena - September 28, 1997 Justin Bradshaw pinned Phinneas Godwinn Jesse Jammes pinned Rockabilly Goldust pinned Brian Pillman The Patriot pinned Owen Hart WWF Tag Team Champions the Headbangers defeated Savio Vega & Miguel Perez Jr. Mankind defeated Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a falls count anywhere match Crush, Chainz, Skull, & 8-Ball defeated Farooq, Rocky Miavia, D-Lo Brown, & Kama The Undertaker defeated WWF World Champion Bret Hart via disqualification =================================== WWF @ Detroit, MI - Joe Louis Arena - September 28, 1998 Raw is War: Southern Justice defeated WWF Tag Team Champions Billy Gunn & the Road Dogg via disqualification Owen Hart pinned Dan Severn with a tombstone piledriver; after the match, Severn was taken out of the ring on a stretcher D-Lo Brown defeated Edge, Marc Mero, Jeff Jarrett, Gangrel, and Droz in a 6-man four corners match after hitting the Sky High on Edge; due to prematch stipulations, D-Lo earned a European title shot for the next week Farooq pinned Mark Henry Kurrgan & Golga defeated the Headbangers WWF European Champion X-Pac defeated Val Venis The Rock, Ken Shamrock, & Mankind defeated the Undertaker & Kane in a handicap match after the Rock hit the Rock Bottom on the Undertaker (Best of Raw Vol. 1 & 2 DVD) WWF @ Richmond, VA - Coliseum - October 2, 1998 Brian Christopher & Scott Taylor defeated Matt & Jeff Hardy at 6:49 DOA defeated Farooq & Scorpio Mark Henry pinned Golga with a slam at 3:15 Edge pinned Gangrel with the Downward Spiral at 9:25 Val Venis & Sable defeated WWF Women's Champion Jackie & Marc Mero at 9:46 when Sable pinned Jackie with a powerbomb WWF European Champion D-Lo Brown defeated X-Pac via disqualification WWF Tag Team Champion the Road Dogg & Billy Gunn defeated Dennis Knight & Jeff Jarrett (sub. for Mark Cantabury) at 10:43 Steve Blackman pinned Owen Hart with a small package at 5:47 The Rock pinned Ken Shamrock with the Rock Bottom Steve Austin defeated Undertaker, Kane, and Mankind by pinning Kane with the Stunner at 11:47 ================================ WWF @ Greensboro, NC - Coliseum - September 27, 1999 Raw is War: The Big Show defeated Chris Jericho (w/ Curtis Hughes) via disqualification when Albert, who was doing guest commentary for the bout, attacked Show; after the bout, the Road Dogg attacked Hughes as Jericho escaped from ringside WWF European Champion D-Lo Brown defeated Steve Blackman via disqualification when Blackman hit the champion with a kendo stick; after the bout, guest commentator Droz attacked D-Lo and threw up on him; Mark Henry made the save but D-Lo didn't want his help WWF Tag Team Champions Billy Gunn & the Road Dogg defeated X-Pac & Kane via disqualification when Hardcore & Crash Holly attacked the champions; Kane & X-Pac helped in fighting them off The Fabulous Moolah & Mae Young defeated WWF Women's Champion Ivory in a handicap evening gown match Chyna & Debra defeated Tom Pritchard & WWF IC Champion Jeff Jarrett (w/ Miss Kitty) when Chyna pinned Jarrett after Pritchard hit her with a guitar and she fell on top of Jarrett; due to prematch stipulations, Chyna earned an IC title rematch for No Mercy The Rock fought WWF World Champion Triple H to a no contest when Davey Boy Smith attacked both men as the Rock had Triple H pinned; Steve Austin was the guest commentator for the bout WWF @ Richmond, VA - Coliseum - September 28, 1999 Sunday Night Heat: Viscera pinned Chaz; referee Jim Korderas refused to count when Chaz had the cover but eventually gave Viscera a fast count to let him win the match WWF Hardcore Champion Al Snow pinned Mideon with the Snow Plow The Godfather defeated Gangrel (w/ Matt & Jeff Hardy) via disqualification after Gangrel pushed referee Teddy Long Smackdown!: The Road Dogg (w/ Billy Gunn) fought Chris Jericho to a no contest when Curtis Hughes and the Hollys interfered Edge & Christian defeated Matt & Jeff Hardy (w/ Gangrel) following a double superplex on one of the Hardyz; 1st match in the TIT series The Big Show fought WWF European Champion D-Lo Brown to a no contest in a non-title match when Droz and Prince Albert interfered; Mark Henry made the save for D-Lo after the match X-Pac & Kane defeated the Dudley Boyz and the Acolytes in an elimination match when Kane pinned D-Von Dudley with the chokeslam; the Acolytes were eliminated earlier after Farooq pushed the referee Davey Boy Smith fought WWF World Champion Triple H to a no contest when guest referee, the Rock, refused to make the pinfall on either man and ended up giving both participants the People's Elbow; after the match, Bulldog attacked the Rock while Steve Austin attacked the champion Rebellion 99 - Birmingham, England - National Indoor Arena - October 2, 1999 Christian pinned Crash Holly at 4:39 Pay-per-view bouts - during the telecast, Davey Boy Smith caused an injury to Stephanie McMahon backstage which caused her to suffer amnesia for several weeks: WWF IC Champion Jeff Jarrett (w/ Miss Kitty) pinned WWF European Champion D-Lo Brown at 6:12 after hitting him with a vacuum cleaner; after the bout, Jarrett challenged Chyna for a match later in the night; only the IC title was on the line The Godfather pinned Gangrel with the DVD at 6:19 Val Venis pinned Mark Henry with the Money Shot at 3:47 WWF Women's Champion Ivory defeated Tori, Luna Vachon, and Jackie by pinning Jackie at 6:51 after hitting her with the title belt Chris Jericho (w/ Curtis Hughes) pinned WWF Tag Team Champion the Road Dogg after a low blow at 11:58 Chyna defeated WWF IC Champion Jeff Jarrett via disqualification at 4:28 when Davey Boy Smith interfered and hit the challenger with the running powerslam; after the bout, Jarrett put Chyna in the figure-4 Kane pinned the Big Show with a powerslam in a No DQ match at 8:38 Davey Boy Smith pinned X-Pac with the running powerslam at 5:23 Edge & Christian defeated the Acolytes and Hardcore & Crash Holly in an elimination match at 8:42; Bradshaw pinned Crash at 4:19; Edge pinned Bradshaw WWF World Champion Triple H (w/ Chyna) defeated the Rock in a steel cage match at 20:33 by escaping over the top as an interfering Davey Boy Smith brawled with the challenger inside the cage; the match also saw interference from Chyna ========================= WWF @ Pittsburgh, PA - Civic Arena - September 26, 2000 D-Lo Brown & Chaz defeated the Mean Street Posse Charlie & Russ Haas defeated the Dupps Sunday Night Heat (1st Heat on MTV) - included the Acolytes playing poker with Albert & Test backstage in which Trish Stratus was forced to strip down to nothing before the APA were attacked by T&A: The Dudley Boyz defeated Bull Buchanon & the Goodfather in a tables match WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Dean Malenko defeated Taka Michinoku WWF IC Champion Eddie Guerrero defeated the Road Dogg Steven Regal defeated Crash Holly via submission Smackdown!: Val Venis (w/ Steven Richards) pinned Scotty 2 Hotty with the fisherman's suplex as Scotty attempted to hit the Worm on Richards WWF Hardcore Champion Steve Blackman pinned Taka Michinoku after Test, Albert, Perry Saturn, Sho Funaki, Taka Michinoku, and Crash Holly interfered in Blackman's title match against Al Snow Chris Jericho & Jerry Lawler defeated Raven & Tazz via disqualification when Tazz began choking Lawler with a leather strap The Acolytes defeated the Goodfather & Bull Buchanon; after the match, Too Cool and the Dudleyz made the save for the Acolytes against the RTC Triple H, the Rock, & the Undertaker defeated Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, & Kane when Triple H pinned Angle after Angle collided with Stephanie McMahon on the apron; after the match, Angle hit Triple H with a sledgehammer and then kissed Stephanie WWF @ Washington DC - MCI Center - October 2, 2000 Charlie & Russ Haas defeated the Dupps K-Krush pinned Joey Abs Jakked: Test & Albert (w/ Trish Stratus) defeated JR Ryder & Vince Goodnight Essa Rios pinned Just Joe Dean Malenko & Crash Holly defeated D-Lo Brown & Chaz Perry Saturn pinned Gangrel Raw is War: WWF Tag Team Champions Matt & Jeff Hardy (w/ Lita) defeated Too Cool (w/ Mandy & Victoria) when Jeff pinned Scotty 2 Hotty after interference from Edge backfired and he accidentally hit a spear on Scotty after Matt moved out of the way Chris Jericho & the Dudley Boyz defeated Tazz, Raven, & X-Pac when Jericho pinned Raven with the Lionsault after the 3D WWF World Champion the Rock & Rikishi defeated Kane & Chris Benoit when Rikishi pinned Kane with the sit-down splash after the Rock Bottom WWF Hardcore Champion Steve Blackman defeated Edge and Christian by pinning Christian after kicking a chair into his face (WWF Hardcore DVD) WWF IC Champion Eddie Guerrero & Chyna defeated Steven Richards & Val Venis Kurt Angle pinned Triple H with the Angle Slam when Triple H became distracted after Chris Benoit pulled Stephanie McMahon off the ring apron; after the bout, an angry Triple H left Stephanie alone in the ring ============================== WWF @ Jacksonville, FL - Coliseum - September 29, 2001 Tajiri pinned Justin Credible with a kick Chris Jericho defeated Raven by reversing a DDT attempt into the Walls of Jericho Lita & Matt & Jeff Hardy defeated Lance Storm, Hurricane Helms, & Ivory following Lita's Hurricanrana WWF Hardcore Champion Rob Van Dam pinned WWF Light Heavyweight / WCW Cruiserweight Champion X-Pac with the Five Star Frog Splash The Undertaker & Kane defeated WCW Tag Team Champions Booker T & Test in a non-title match Bradshaw pinned Mike Awesome with the Clothesline from Hell WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz defeated the Big Show & Spike Dudley following the 3D on Spike WWF IC Champion Christian defeated Edge WWF World Champion Kurt Angle pinned Steve Austin with the Olympic Slam WWF World Champion Kurt Angle pinned Steve Austin in a rematch with the Stunner WWF @ Baton Rouge, LA - Riverside Centroplex - October 1, 2001 Jakked: Matt & Jeff Hardy defeated Chuck Palumbo & Kanyon at 6:47 when Matt pinned Palumbo following the Twist of Fate / Swanton combo Raven pinned Crash Holly with the DDT at 4:26 Scott 2 Hotty pinned Justin Credible with a DDT off the middle turnbuckle at 5:12 Billy Gunn pinned Tommy Dreamer at 1:40 with the Fameasser Raw is War: WWF European Champion the Hurricane pinned Spike Dudley at 2:15 with the Eye of the Hurricane after Mike Awesome interfered and prevented the Dudley Dogg WWF Hardcore Champion Rob Van Dam, Booker T, & Test defeated Chris Jericho, the Undertaker, & Kane at 6:55 when RVD pinned Jericho after hitting a kick off the top rope as Jericho had Booker caught in the Walls of Jericho WCW World Champion the Rock defeated the Dudley Boyz in a handicap tables match at 8:00 after hitting the Rock Bottom on Bubba Ray through a table; late in the contest, Shane McMahon interfered and sent the champion through the table; when WCW substitute referee Charles Robinson attempted to stop the match and award the Dudleyz with the WCW Championship, WWF referee Mike Chioda prevented him from doing so by knocking Robinson out with a right hand Tazz & Stacy Keibler defeated Tajiri & Torrie Wilson when Stacy pinned Torrie after Ivory interfered and hit a DDT on Torrie at 2:21 William Regal defeated Lance Storm via submission with the Regal Stretch at 1:35; after the bout, Paul Heyman read Regal a fax he received earlier in the night from Steve Austin in which Austin demanded Regal strip Kurt Angle of the title or at least make Austin the #1 contender; in response to the fax, Regal punched Heyman in the face WWF World Champion Kurt Angle defeated Shane McMahon (w/ Rob Van Dam) via submission with the ankle lock, despite interference from RVD at 7:48; late in the contest, Van Dam hit the Five Star Frog Splash on the champion from the apron to the floor ================================= WWE (Smackdown!) @ Bossier City, LA - September 29, 2002 Sho Funaki defeated Crash Holly Batista & Doug Basham defeated Albert & Bull Buchanon Billy Gunn & Chuck Palumbo defeated D-Von Dudley & Farooq John Cena defeated Shelton Benjamin Matt Hardy defeated Shannon Moore WWE Smackdown! World Champion Brock Lesnar pinned Edge Billy Kidman & Torrie Wilson defeated WWE Cruiserweight Champion Jamie Knoble & Nidia Rey Mysterio Jr. defeated Chavo Guerrero Jr. Chris Benoit defeated Val Venis Rikishi defeated Kurt Angle in a Kiss my Ass match WWE (Raw) @ Beaumont, TX - September 29, 2002 D-Lo Brown, Johnny Stamboli, & Mark Jindrak defeated Justin Credible, Steven Richards, & Raven Test defeated Randy Orton The Big Show defeated Tommy Dreamer Rosie & Jamal defeated Goldust & Spike Dudley Rob Van Dam defeated Ric Flair WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus & Jackie defeated Victoria & Molly Holly WWE Tag Team Champions Kane & the Hurricane defeated Lance Storm & Christian WWE IC Champion Chris Jericho defeated Booker T WWE Raw World Champion Triple H defeated Bubba Ray Dudley WWE @ Houston, TX - Compaq Center - September 30, 2002 Johnny Stamboli pinned Little Guido with a top rope legdrop Sunday Night Heat: Jackie pinned Molly Holly with a tornado DDT Spike Dudley pinned Justin Credible with the Dudley Dogg Steven Richards pinned the Hurricane with a roll up and putting his feet on the ropes for leverage Raven pinned D-Lo Brown with the DDT Raw - included Victoria attacking Trish Stratus backstage prior to their scheduled match: Rosey & Jamal defeated Booker T & Goldust when Rosey pinned Booker with a splash Randy Orton pinned Lance Storm with a roll up and using the tights for leverage Randy Orton pinned Christian in an impromptu match Jeff Hardy defeated the Big Show via count-out after hitting a dropkick on the floor - sending a steel chair into his opponent's face; Jackie was the referee for the bout WWE Raw World Champion Triple H (w/ Ric Flair) pinned Bubba Ray Dudley with the Pedigree after constant interference from Flair WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus defeated Victoria via disqualification at 2:52 after the challenger hit Trish over the head with a steel chair as the two were fighting on the floor; after the bout, Victoria was sent backstage by officials (Trish Stratus - 100% Stratusfaction Guaranteed DVD) Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer defeated William Regal & Test when Dreamer pinned Test with a roll up following a superkick from RVD; after the bout, the Un-Americans argued in the ring Kane pinned WWE IC Champion Chris Jericho to win the title with the chokeslam after kicking a chair into the champion's face, despite interference from Triple H; due to prematch stipulations, Kane earned a world title shot against Triple H for No Mercy ========================== WWE (Raw) @ Peoria, IL - Civic Center - September 28, 2003 (matinee) Lance Storm defeated Test; prior to the match, Steve Austin hit the Stunner on Test after being 'physically provoked' Rodney Mack & Mark Henry fought the Hurricane & Rosey to a no contest after Rosey had his leg caught in the ring ropes and the match was stopped due to the injury Rico defeated Tommy Dreamer WWE IC Champion Christian defeated Rob Van Dam; after the bout, RVD hit the Five Star Frog Splash on the champion WWE Raw Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz defeated Rene Dupree & Rob Conway in a tables match when Conway sustained a powerbomb through the table after Spike Dudley interfered Lita & Trish Stratus defeated Vicotira & Jackie; Val Venis was the guest referee Shane McMahon pinned Kane in a streetfight following the Van Terminator WWE Raw World Champion Bill Goldberg & Maven defeated Ric Flair & Randy Orton when Goldberg pinned Orton with the spear and Jackhammer WWE (Smackdown!) @ Valparaiso, IN - Athletic & Recreation Center - September 29, 2003 Chris Benoit defeated John Cena Nunzio defeated Jamie Knoble Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore defeated Spanky & Paul London Rhyno defeated Orlando Jordan The Acolytes defeated Sean O'Haire & Albert WWE Smackdown! World Champion Brock Lesnar defeated Kurt Angle WWE Cruiserweight Champion Tajiri defeated Rey Mysterio Jr. Shaniqua defeated Dawn Marie & Nidia in a handicap match; Sho Funaki was the guest referee for the contest WWE Smackdown! Tag Team Champions - WWE US Champion Eddie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero Jr. defeated Doug & Danny Basham WWE @ Chicago, IL - Allstate Arena - September 29, 2003 Sunday Night Heat: Rico (w/ Jackie Gayda) pinned Spike Dudley with a roll over and using the tights for leverage Rodney Mack pinned Kenny Anderson with a spinebuster Tommy Dreamer pinned Sheik Shawn Daivari with the DDT Lance Storm pinned Stevie Richards (w/ Victoria) with a missile dropkick after interference from both Victoria and Val Venis Raw - included Jim Ross as a guest of the Highlight Reel in which he was attacked by Chris Jericho and locked in the Walls of Jericho until Steve Austin made the save: WWE Raw Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz defeated Test (w/ Stacy Keibler) & Scott Steiner when Test was pinned with the 3D after suffering a chair shot from Stacy; after the bout, Steiner hit a belly to belly suplex on Stacy after she cost him his match at Unforgiven as well as a shot at the tag team titles Maven, Mark Jindrak, & Garrison Cade defeated Sylvian Grenier, Rene Dupree, & Rob Conway when Jindrak pinned Conway Jim Ross pinned Jonathan Coachman with the Stunner in a Country Whipping Match; due to prematch stipulations, Ross & Jerry Lawler regained their announcing position from Coachman & Al Snow Kane pinned the Hurricane with a chokeslam; after the bout, Kane hit a second chokeslam; no one was allowed at ringside for the duration of the bout, especially Hurricane's tag team partner Rosey WWE Raw World Champion Bill Goldberg & Shawn Michaels defeated Ric Flair & Randy Orton via disqualification when Rodney Mack interfered and hit Goldberg with a chair; while disposing of Mack in the ring, Goldberg failed to notice Mark Henry at ringside who brutallized Shawn Michaels, leaving him a bloody mess Rob Van Dam defeated WWE IC Champion Christian in a ladder match to win the title after hitting the five star frog splash off the top of the ladder WWE @ Milwaukee, WI - Bradley Center - September 30, 2003 Kanyon & Chad Collier defeated Travis Tomcoates & Kevin Rurley Spanky & Paul London defeated Ken Anderson & Jeremy Gosh Velocity: Jamie Knoble (w/ Nidia) defeated Shannon Moore Sean O'Haire pinned Kevin Krueger with the Widowmaker Rhyno pinned Sho Funaki with a spinebuster and the Gore Rey Mysterio Jr. pinned Nunzio with the 619 and springboard legdrop Smackdown!: WWE US & Smackdown! Tag Team Champion Eddie Guerrero (w/ Chavo Guerrero Jr.) pinned Matt Hardy (w/ Shannon Moore) with the frog splash after Chavo interfered and hit Hardy with his tag team title belt Doug & Danny Basham (w/ Shaniqua) defeated the Acolytes after Ron Simmons sustained the Ball & Gag double team move; after the bout, Bradshaw hit the Clothesline from Hell on Shaniqua Chris Benoit defeated Charlie Haas via disqualification when Albert, who did guest commentary for the bout, interfered as Benoit had the Crippler Crossface applied WWE Cruiserweight Champion Tajiri pinned Billy Kidman with the kick to the head after landing a low blow Orlando Jordan defeated the Big Show via count-out when Show walked out of the match after becoming visibly sick from eating a number of burritos earlier in the evening WWE Smackdown! World Champion Brock Lesnar & John Cena defeated the Undertaker & Kurt Angle when Cena pinned Angle after hitting him with his chain

I just saw some hilarious shit. At WWF It's Time, Flash Funk enters and dances in front of the announce table. Vince starts shaking it and "dancing". "Come on, JR! Loosen up a bit!"

Got this off the CZWfans board: ===================================================== I’m really forgetful when it comes to results, I tend to pay more attention to the actual match itself, so I will just post individual match thoughts: Pre-Show: Johnny Kashmere comes out and basically says that the reason he is here today is because “they tried to shut Johnny Kashmere down.” He mentions he’s been doing some acting lately as well. This segment served to get everyone up to date on what Kashmere has been doing since his break from wrestling. This gets the show started and soon the first match is underway: 4-way with GQ (Galvan Quarterback) and 3 other guys I've never seen before, I believe they are students somewhere: Nice opener, probably the best GQ match I've seen in a long time. Some ringside brawling with Johnny Kashmere (completely decked out in a tuxedo) playing the interferring manager. Julio Dinero vs. Reckless Youth Some comedy spots early on, Julio playing it up like he was drunk and thought he was drinking "virgin" beverages earlier in the night. Nice little match. After the match, the fans were chanting for Reckless Youth and he said that next month he'd come as Reckless Youth [and not Tom Carter], complete with Reckless Youth spots (as he pointed to the roof of the bar) TABLES MATCH: Rebel’s Army (Rockin’ Rebel and Greg Matthews) vs. Ian Knoxx and a mystery partner (Nick Gage!) The ring announcer tells the fans that whoever gets pinned in this matchup is effectively BANNED from Pro Wrestling Unplugged for 60 days. After that, Rebel and Matthews came out decked out in cowboy outfits, complete with hats and stirrups. Knoxx and his mystery partner (Nick Gage) hit the ring. For awhile they worked the match without the tables. Rebel and Gage really got stiff in this one. Ian Knoxx took a heck of a beating with chops galore courtesy of the Rockin’ Rebel. Finally, they whipped out a few tables, and this turned into an out of control brawl with a few really brutal table spots. Nick Gage ended up getting pinned (therefore banning him from Pro Wrestling Unplugged for 60 days)… Ring announcer Dennis Shock announced that Gage was banned from Pro Wrestling Unplugged for the 60 days. Gage wasn’t happy with this AT ALL and started going crazy, smacking the glasses off of Dennis Shock and sending them FLYING. He went into the bar and emerged again to the ring area with a trashcan in hand. He smashed somebody with the trash can, sending all sorts of garbage flying all over the ring. Pro Wrestling Unplugged security ended up hitting the ring to subdue Gage, and he grabbed a piece of table and started pounding each and every one of their heads. He gave Luscious Lily what looked to be a legit bloody nose. With all but one of the security guards laid out courtesy of Nick Gage, Gage went for some more table shots on the last one, but this security guy totally no sold them. Eventually Gage was subdued and left the ring. Sonjay Dutt then came out and talked about his dislocated elbow. He said he should be returning to action in 3-4 weeks. Jack Evans vs. Deranged This match was an awesome high flying matchup. Jack Evans hit some INSANE aerial moves and got the win. Chri$ Ca$h vs. B-Boy Nice match… One thing I remember was a brutal dropkick to Ca$h in the corner. B-Boy ended up getting the win. Trent Acid and Red vs. the Maximos This was the main event of the evening. Lots of ringside brawling by everyone in the match early on. One of the great moves was some sort of dive by Trent Acid on to one of the Maximos on a table ringside. A bit later, I believe Trent was tagged in by Red but referee Mike Kehner didn’t see it. This resulted in Red being left stranded in the ring at the mercy of the Maximos. Finally, Trent gets the tag and busts out some nice moves on the Maximos. The Maximos end up getting the best of Trent and Red, and score the pinfall. After the match, the Maximos taunted Trent and Red and were throwing plastic chairs into the ring. Finally, much of the locker room comes out, including Ian Knoxx, who jumped from the ROOF OF THE BAR to the ring area. It seems like the locker room was split into 2 factions. Eventually Kashmere got on the mic and told the Maximos to go out the front door, and that they weren’t getting paid. That wrapped it up as fans were encouraged to go to the bar, unless they were under 21 (these fans had to leave the premises immediately.) Miscellaneous thoughts: The environment was very cool… Before the show, you could pretty much go up to anybody, meet them, shake their hand, get their autographs, whatever. This was a great chance to chit-chat with some of indy wrestling’s biggest names. During several matches, there was “white noise” emitting from the sound system which caused a bit of a distraction. Also, somewhere around the time of the middle of the show, apparently the police came and “shut down the PA system,” which led to the ring announcer being forced to yell out the matches as they were happening, and also call the wrestlers down (no music entrances.) This truly was UNPLUGGED pro-wrestling. No Teddy Hart. Arguably one of the biggest names on the card, he wasn’t there. This is pretty frustrating, as this makes the 3rd show I’ve been to that he was “supposed” to be at. CZW’s “In Da Club,” and then CZW’s “Best of the Best 4.” This show makes 3. This guy has proven himself to be totally unreliable and erratic in his bookings. What’s the point of building a fan base if you ignore them? Come on Teddy. Before the show, Gary Michael Cappetta was talking with fans, asking questions like “How long have you been a fan of pro wrestling?” This was taped, so I assume it will be on the video release. The wrestlers also entered the building on a red carpet and talked to the camera a bit. Overall, this show was great and definitely worth the price of admission. Got a chance to meet with a few wrestlers, have them sign their autographs, chat with them, etc… The wrestling itself was good too. The tables match was outstanding, really stiff, and Nick Gage REALLY brought the intensity, as he always does. The rest of the card was strong, not really a bad match on the card.

Pro Wrestling Unplugged 9/25/04 From the infamous Berwyn Tavern in Philadelphia, PA Johnny Kashmere, of the Backseat Boyz, cut a promo introducing us to the concept of PWU. Gavin Quartermain d. Ashe "Silly String" Samuels, Javier w/Seth and James Newblood in a four way match, when Gavin pinned Newblood. Reckless Youth aka "Technician" Tom Carter d. Julio Dinero w/Timothy B. Idol in a comedy mixed with wrestling match, when Carter frogsplashed Dinero Rockin' Rebel/Greg Matthews d. Nick Gage/Ian Knoxx in a tag team match, when Matthews hit a top rope elbow drop on Gage As a result of being pinned in the match, Gage is not allowed to wrestle on any PWU shows for 60 days Sonjay Dutt cut a promo talking about PWU and being hurt. He challenged the winner of the following Junior Heavyweight Title match. Jack Evans d. Deranged in the match of the night B-Boy d. Chris Cash in a stiff encounter In The Main Event The SAT (Joel/Jose Maximo) d. Trent Acid/Amazing Red in a match that saw a big postmatch brawl with the PWU locker room. It even included an Ian Knoxx roof dive into a pile of PWU superstars. Quick Notes: The Berwyn Tavern is easily my new favorite venue in wrestling. Phil pours a perfect Guiness. The show was very interactive and fan friendly. The whole venue was all about PWU, something you don't see in alot of other venues. Dan Maff, who was originally scheduled to wrestle, told PWU he wouldn't be able to make it, due to having fluid built up in his left arm. The DOI wishes him a fast recovery, as too many people, recently, have been suffering nagging injuries. Teddy Hart also cancelled off the show, due to his hand injury, which he suffered in a squirmish in Canada. There were monitors all over the bar, so if you went to get a drink, you wouldn't miss any of the action. I'd call Kashmere's first outing as a promoter a success, as the crowd was in the 150-175 range and into the show. Overall- A very fun show, which I'll recap, in detail, later on this week. Sean "The MiC" McCaffrey [email protected]

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!"

Wow, people love 1997 and 2000. Cool stuff.

You'll probably get shit for not putting any ROH or other indy stuff on there.

I was watching Boondock Saints again the other day and DAMN do they say "fuck" a lot in that movie. What move do you think has the most cursing/swearing/naughty words ever?

1) What was the storyline reason for the Giant joining the nWo in 1996 so soon after losing his title at Hog Wild to Hogan? Was a good explanation ever given? And how long did he last in the nWo before leaving again? 2) When did Bischoff join the nWo and what was the reason given?

Added Halloween Havoc 1996, and updated prices for the tapes. $8 for a master, $5 for a first gen tape. Email me or PM me if you want anything.

Oh, I know all about Scott Keith. I go back and forth on his ratings, but agree a majority of the time with him, I suppose. But the matches I asked about here are either from reviews he did a shitty job on and never redid (Slamboree 97, for example) or matches I've heard varying opinions on, and am looking for some others. I'm interested to hear you liked the Benoit/Meng matches, Cawthon. See? Keith only gave the deathmatch **1/4.

How good/bad are these matches? Jericho vs. Juvy, WCW Superbrawl 8 Jericho vs. Juvy, WCW Road Wild 1998 DDP vs. Benoit, WCW Superbrawl 8 Sid vs. Scott Hall vs. Jeff Jarrett, WCW Superbrawl 2000 Konnan vs. Jushin Liger, WCW Slamboree 1996 Rey Misterio vs. Yuji Yasuraoka, WCW Slamboree 1997 Meng vs. Chris Benoit, WCW Slamboree 1997 Meng vs. Chris Benoit (deathmatch), WCW GAB 1997 Mike Awesome vs. Kanyon, WCW Slamboree 2000 Mike Awesome vs. DDP, WCW GAB 2000 Saturn vs. Raven, WCW Fall Brawl 1998 Goldberg vs. DDP, WCW Fall Brawl 1999 Sid vs. Benoit, WCW Fall Brawl 1999 DDP vs. Curt Hennig, WCW Starrcade 1997 Saturn vs. Benoit, WCW Starrcade 1997 DDP vs. Bret Hart, WCW World War 3 1998

Ahhh, Vince Russo...what would wrestling history be like without you?