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It's just stupid writing. Why wouldn't they helicopter her back? It's just all a setup for Kim to get kidnapped again. Argh.

They're transporting her with ONE FUCKING CAR????????????

It wouldn't be a season of 24 without Kim getting kidnapped, right?

What's the deal with Chloe? Is that going anywhere?

Well I hope they at least frisked her.

Hmmmm...we could send Jane Saunders to CTU with armed guards...or Kim Bauer. Hmmm...let's go with Kim.

I've only seen about 5 min. of the show the whole season...I saw that one redhead kid sing and he was AWFUL. Just HORRIBLE. It's ridiculous if he's still on the show.

So the fucking government has to transport the only link to Saunders, his daughter, and they send fucking KIM with her? That's bullshit, man, why the hell wouldn't their be more security?

Good ep so far. You know Jack's not going to do anything to Saunders' daughter, though...she's their only leverage.

Yeah, at least the Gore seems like it might hurt. Edge just isn't big enough to pull off a credible spear. It's lame that it's his finisher.

Necro Butcher is a sick fuck.

The one with Sting/Steamboat vs. Austin/Rude? And the Cactus Jack and Van Hammer FCA match?

Yeah, I'm sure X and Tomko rock the Eiffel Tower on her.

I'm sure everybody here was thinking that. Tomko!

JR surprised by pyro = old southern belle getting the vapors.

at Conway's selling of the pyro.

PWI says he is done. "Lance Storm has revealed that his win over Steven Richards last Monday in Calgary (broadcast on Heat last night) was his last match as a full-time wrestler. Storm, in his latest website commentary, has revealed that he will be going to Ohio Valley Wrestling to work as a trainer with young talent, and is hopeful to be brought back into WWE as a road agent. Storm wrote that 4 bulging discs in his lower lumbar and a chronic problem with his sciatic nerve has helped him in making the decision to step away from the ring." Can't imagine a much better trainer than Lance Storm. Good luck to him!

Are there any particular spots in deathmatch/ultraviolent/hardcore matches that stick out in your mind as particularly cool or inventive or memorable? What are they?

Patrick Peters - that just sounds funny to me. Still better than Garrison Cade!

This is kind of off topic but still funny. During the end of my senior year in high school, some friends and I started stealing textbooks from classrooms and books out of the library and piling them up in an empty locker across from mine. We then got so many that we'd take a few home day by day, and basically we prepared for a bonfire after graduation, using all the books. Anyways, someone tells on us and we get called to the principle's office. We all deny it, etc etc. They check our lockers, nothing. Anyways, later that day I'm walking down the hall and the principle and a staff member are going through some more lockers. They fling open the one and a shitload of books fall out onto the floor. I can't help but start to laugh, and the guy goes nuts at me. The staff member had to hold him back as he yells "I can't wait until you fucking kids are out of this school! You're like fucking rats in a maze!" Having a principle say the F-word to you is very strange, yet very funny.

Is getting a hibachi with Lobster Tail on the side for an extra $11 worth it? Is Lobster Tail really that damn good? I love asking random questions.

Meltzer said it was London.

That's Paul London? EDIT: Nevermind, yup, it is.

Does anyone find Rico's act funny? I don't... Sorry Deon.

Yay! Jeff Hardy is coming back! *screams like a little girl* Doesn't Jeff epitomize the style of wrestling the WWE DOESN'T want these days?